10 માર્ચ, 2009

Adventures in kissing.

Kissing is so important.
Tracy Davies, 40, bit off a third of Mark Coghill's tongue after telling him "you never give me smoochy kisses any more."...

Davies was convicted of grievous bodily harm but cleared of the same charge with intent at Newcastle Crown Court....

They kissed and she bit down hard on his tongue, causing him to scream, and he tapped her on the head, hoping she would let go.

He said: "Then when she did stop, she opened her mouth and looked at me in such a way that I have never seen anyone do before."

Mr Coghill said he could see part of his tongue inside her mouth.

He said: "She let out a satisfaction sound, like if you have a cup of tea when you haven't had one for a few days.

"A 'mmmm' sound."

She then spat it on the floor, he said.

38 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Unknown કહ્યું...

That's disgusting.

Joe M. કહ્યું...

ick.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

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have I made my point? EW!

David કહ્યું...

At least she wasn't giving him a blow job.

Unknown કહ્યું...

Had this been March 14th the result could have been far worse.

One Fine Jay કહ્યું...

Eeew. And really, I could imagine the sense of entitlement in her voice as she deliciously emphasized "smoochy kisses."

SteveR કહ્યું...

Almost certain that Mr Coghill was doing more with his tongue than not giving "smoochy kisses" to Ms. Davis.

Ron કહ્યું...

Next time lady, try the brisket!

veni vidi vici કહ્યું...

Her: "You don't give me smoochy kisses anymore"

Him: "yeah, because you're a fat-arsed, nose-picking slagwhore that I can't believe I'm sitting here with."


Reading the excerpt, the idea that watching Britain is to watch a society quickly advancing in its decline is the thought that came to mind.

Ignorance is Bliss કહ્યું...

I'm getting this vision of her making out with Mike Tyson.

Kirby Olson કહ્યું...

Let's put Vincent Van Gogh in, and give all three leprosy. That will pretty up this picture.

Skyler કહ્યું...

She needs to go to a looney bin for a long long time.

Penny કહ્યું...

I laughed my ass off. Until it went DARK. VERY DARK.

Steve M. Galbraith કહ્યું...

Geez, can't we just have dogs chasing tennis balls all the time?

Man...

I remember thinking the first time I saw Michael Jordan play basketball in college that, "He's gonna' lose that tongue one of these days."

Didn't think it might be during a kiss.

Penny કહ્યું...

Let's be as optimistic as the new lover.

Surely this gal was one in a million.

ricpic કહ્યું...

He tapped her on the head? He dared to tap her on the head? No jail time for the dugong.

Synova કહ્યું...

And she got off?

Dear God.

Synova કહ્યું...

Oh... just said it wasn't on purpose.

Still...

Methadras કહ્યું...

Man, she's strict.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...
આ ટિપ્પણી લેખક દ્વારા દૂર કરવામાં આવી છે.
અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

Imagine for one moment, if the sexes were reversed, how much jail time he would be sentenced to.

Ignorance is Bliss કહ્યું...

I must say, this story goes really well with the 'Meet your Meat' blogad.

Darcy કહ્યું...

A very good point, Oligonicella.

Penny કહ્યું...

Oligonicella and Darcy?

Someone just bit your tongue off in what seemed to have been a passionate moment not even 60 seconds earlier. That act seemed to be purposeful.

Would you give a shit if it was a man or a woman laying down the teeth?

Curtiss કહ્યું...

Tongue in cheek.

Chris Althouse Cohen કહ્યું...

Interesting contrast to the Rihanna case. Domestic violence does go the other way, and this guy probably let her do it because he was afraid to fight back and be a "wife beater."

Penny કહ્યું...

Blogger Curtiss said...

Tongue in cheek.

Whew! I thought I had lost all hope for a French kiss.

Roberto કહ્યું...

But did she really bite off more than she could chew?

Roberto કહ્યું...

Chris- "...this guy probably let her do it because he was afraid to fight back and be a "wife beater."

Yeah, her holding his tongue in her teeth probably didn't even enter into his mind.

DUH.

Mr. Smarterthanyou કહ્યું...

UK women have turned into violent trash. That whole PC thing gone amuck. I met a British paramedic. He told me that the bloodiest fight calls were the ones involving women, they have learned that they can do whatever they want (even cutting people with broken bottles) and they get their hands slapped.

Don't blame the guy, blame the chick and the UK legal system.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

Maybe she has Lyme disease and that made her behave strangely.




LucyInDaSky: funny!

Hoosier Daddy કહ્યું...

Sounds like a good reason for an ass beating to me.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

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Lem Vibe Bandit કહ્યું...

Mark 14

43 And immediately, while he yet spake, cometh Judas, one of the twelve, and with him a great multitude with swords and staves, from the chief priests and the scribes and the elders.

44 And he that betrayed him had given them a token, saying, Whomsoever I shall kiss, that same is he; take him, and lead him away safely.

45 And as soon as he was come, he goeth straightway to him, and saith, Master, master; and kissed him.

46 And they laid their hands on him, and took him.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

Penny --

Darcy got it, you didn't. It's the discrepancy of sentencing that would occur.

Smilin' Jack કહ્યું...

he tapped her on the head, hoping she would let go.

I've always found that crushing her windpipe is a lot more effective.

TMink કહ્યું...

3 words.

Da bitch crazy.

Trey - who also considered bitch went nuts

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

Okay, I have to retract my lame Lyme disease comment above - there was another high profile case in the news where the perpetrator of a crime claims Lyme disease as a cause. I kind of wish I hadn't made that off-hand comment, now, it seems kind of mean.

(Just putting this out there because it's proper blog karma to regret regrettable comments. That made no sense, didn't it?)

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