৭ অক্টোবর, ২০০৮

Live-blogging the big "town hall" debate.

6:14 Central Time: I'm just setting up the post so you'll know I'm doing this again.

8:11: After they blame each other for the financial crisis, Obama tells us we don't want to hear them blaming each other. We just want to know how to stay in our homes and pay our bills. McCain sounds a little shaky and winded. He's wearing a shiny dark suit and a pink and red striped tie. Obama -- in an unshiny suit and a blue-purple tie -- seems relaxed. He's got a casual way of sitting on the stool.

8:20: The first 3 questions have been about the crisis, the third being, quite sensibly: How can we trust you guys who let us get into this trouble in the first place? McCain points to his record, and repeatedly tells us he's reached across the aisle. Does that make you trustworthy? The 2 men seem mainly to be recycling their old talking points more than speaking directly to the crisis.

8:28: An old woman emails in her demand that people be asked to make sacrifices. McCain repeats his ideas about cutting spending, and makes a second reference to an overhead projector that Obama procured for the Chicago planetarium. Again with the earmarks. What was the dollar figure on earmarks? I heard $1 billion. That seems like nothing compared to the $750 billion bailout. And what is the sacrifice? Not getting more earmarks? Obama reminds us of the way Bush told us after 9/11 to "go out and shop." Bush, it seems, could have demanded sacrifices, but Obama doesn't say what we should have sacrificed then or now, though he does advise us to be energy efficient. It's really not too inspiring, but I think Obama is trying to seem cool, solid, and not at all exciting. In the background, we see McCain writing, awkwardly, on a note pad, and maybe some of us think about McCain's sacrifices.

8:37: Tom Brokaw is in control! Obama will not be permitted to say something about taxes because "it's important." Ha ha. As I was writing "it's important," O said "it's important" again.

8:41: McCain thinks he's making a big funny by saying "I'll answer the question!" Because, you know, Obama didn't want to go on to the next question before. No one laughs, but he looks so happy with his wisecracks. "Too many lobbyists workin' there," he says, and I think he's trying to sound Palinesque.

8:44: McCain's plan seems to be to sound passionate and caring. And to say "Lieberman" frequently.

8:46: Jac is live-blogging too: "9:30 - Cringe-inducing word choice from Obama: "A lot of you remember the tragedy of 9/11..." He can safely assume we all remember."

8:47: I love Brokaw. Watch the damned lights! He finds it hard to believe the candidates aren't watching the lights. Obama pops up and says he's just trying to keep up with McCain. In other words, he did it first! That seemed a little dorky and childish.

8:50: I was just admiring Obama's elegant gestures with his long, thin hands, when McCain positioned himself in the background and made a hand gesture that can only be described as holding an invisible grapefruit in front of your chest.

8:55: Obama says that health care should be a right. (McCain called it a "responsibility.") Obama seems relaxed and smiling but also oddly pissed that McCain has been "throwing a lot of things out there."

9:01: We've finally arrived at foreign policy, and McCain seems very relieved. Obama takes the subject of Iraq and ties it to the economy: Iraq has a surplus, so why are we spending our money over there? He's made this argument many times, but it has more resonance this week.

9:05: What is Obama's standard for when we should intervene for purely humane reasons, where there are no American interests? I hear no statement of doctrine. What is McCain's doctrine? We should intervene whenever there is a genocide if we have the means to improve the situation. (That's why he stood up to Reagan about Lebanon.)

9:14: Obama says McCain has called him "green behind the ears." Some sort of moss or fungus?

9:27: The question is how we would respond to an attack by Iran on Israel, and McCain makes a strong connection to the military man in the audience who asked the question. Obama's answer recycles material about energy independence. He talks about negotiations and diplomacy. Okay, and then? What if there is an attack? Will you be there? I can't tell.

9:30: "What don't you know and how will you learn it?" A cute question. Cute and disturbing. Obama decides to just deliver his prepared closing statement. The last 8 years sucked. Can't get the same a different result doin' the same thing, so we need change. McCain says what he doesn't know is what we all don't know: the stuff that's going to happen in the future! [CORRECTION, made at 6:53 am: We'd really be screwed if evening doing something different made a different result impossible. I apologize for the accidental pessimism. I will endeavor to confine myself, in the future, to pessimism of the intentional kind.]

9:34: I began this live-blog with a big mug of lapsang souchong tea, but about 15 minutes ago, I switched to cognac:

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9:42: Wow. Over 600 comments! I'll need to go in there and see what you folks are saying. For now though, let's do a little poll:

Who won?
Obama.
McCain.
Both.
Neither.
pollcode.com free polls


9:55: I was scrolling through my HDTV recording, looking to photograph the "invisible grapefruit," and I noticed that Obama was wearing an earpiece. I photographed the freeze-frame and have set up a new post to display it.

10:09: I reconsider the perception of an earpiece. I don't see it in other frames. I'm sure a real secret earpiece would be way less visible, inside the ear canal.

11:21: I'm reading the comments, and the general opinion is that the debate was very boring. It was boring to me, because they were saying things I've heard before. Maybe some people are listening closely for the first time, and for them, it might have been interesting. But it should have been new and exciting for all of us, given the events of the past week.

6:55 am: When I woke up this morning, I decided to concentrate my mind on the question which man won.... Ah, what am I doing in this old post? Making a couple corrections. My new morning perceptions will be in new post.

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Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

Vicky gets it!

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

"What I wouldn't give for that debate now. This is really dull."

Oh - yes, this is deadly. McCain will get nothing out of this unless he stirs it up some how - but I don't see how - they are both promising the moon

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Obama prioritise..

Enery me tooo me tooo...

That is mcains drumbeat!

Host with the Most বলেছেন...

john stodder,

So, you're saying that old people are me first and who gives me more rather than country first.

John Stodder বলেছেন...

"You're payin'..."???

This is how they teach you to speak at Columbia? I thought you had to go to Idaho State to learn to drop your g's.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Is McCain coming off as nervous and unsure, or is it me? I say this as a supporter and one who thought he would thrive in this format.

You're right, Jim.

But I think it's a strategy (or is a tactic? McCain would know).

He is coming out real lightweight, so he can turn it up a notch later. There will yet be fireworks.

If not, he's toast.

Palladian বলেছেন...

Ok, time to pop the cork on some Sauternes, wine pressed from shriveled, moldy grapes, drunk in honor of John McCain.

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

I watched the first 10 minutes and called it quits.

Brokaw said he'd filtered through zillions of dandy questions, and the first question was a snoozer.

McCain told Brokaw he wouldn't pick him to save the world....

McCain talking about Meg Whitman's E-Bay which just laid off 1,600 people...zzzzzzz

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

Oh, earmarks

Host with the Most বলেছেন...

Obama - line by line - liar!

Mark বলেছেন...

Did Obama just claim that gas is $3.80 nationally?

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

The taser idea reminds me of that comic Gallagher, who said that baseball pitchers should be buried into the mound. When the batter came out, different pitchers would come up from the ground. Randy Johnson! Curt Schilling! Greg Maddux!

That is brilliant!

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

The rain has ended here. Time to go home. Hope the rest of the "debate" is as "interesting" as the beginning.

al বলেছেন...

BO - Lets look at our records. (Please ignore that I don't have a record...)

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Wee deficit jokey poo from Brokaw.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

Palladian, I prefer Royal Tokaji. Try it, fantastic!

Revenant বলেছেন...

So, you're saying that old people are me first and who gives me more rather than country first.

Well, duh.

Roberto বলেছেন...

Obama is winning.

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Whenever Obama is talking I'm screaming no batter no batter!

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Heh, Al. Yeah, he doesn't even have a broken record like Joey Plugs.

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

Tom is awful -

Dan বলেছেন...

The format is awful! "That's money out of the system." No, that's money out of my pocket into the pocket of Senators and Congressmen.

chickelit বলেছেন...

A sacrifice by all?

How about the value of the dollar down the road?

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Whenever I hear the word 'earmarks' I think of that crud that gets stuck in the ears when you don't clean it probably.

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Earmarks... are they going to outlaw ear tattos?

Palladian বলেছেন...

"Palladian, I prefer Royal Tokaji. Try it, fantastic!"

I've had it, dear, but that Uralic syrup can't beat a good Yquem.

Roberto বলেছেন...

The overhead projector Obama wanted????

al বলেছেন...

Gas being 3.80 in Nashville. According to gasbuddy.com it is. It's also much lower once you get out of the city.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Dan wrote:

The format is awful!

Awful, awful. Kill me now. Not you.

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

No one is winning - people are going to bed or turning off - so that means Obama is winning. Not because he is compelling - because he is equally boring.

Host with the Most বলেছেন...

I loved how the media liked to set-up McCain as being really good at this so that they can say Obama was surprisingly good.

Sign me: happy the day I hear that Olbermann is dead.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

The Magyars will kill you! Uralic? The chutzpah!!!

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

Wait, is Rudy in the hall??

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

9-11??

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Whenever I hear the word 'earmarks' I think of that crud that gets stuck in the ears when you don't clean it probably.

Or when you go swiming

John Stodder বলেছেন...

So, you're saying that old people are me first and who gives me more rather than country first.

Yes. Unfortunately, they're no better than the rest of us.

However, these people thought they were doing for themselves, not expecting anyone to help them. They are furious that their years of saving (as well as real estate flipping and second mortgages, which we were all encouraged to do) have been damaged by a bunch of smart assholes on Wall Street combined with slick politicians. I don't think they want a bailout. They want government to pour some secret sauce on the financial markets to bring back stock prices and home prices soon enough so they can see some benefit.

Palladian বলেছেন...

Can we all make a pact to ignore "Michael" tonight? It's time to quit picking at this scab so it heals up and goes away.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Obama brings up 9/11. Yeah, I remember what I was doing on 9/11, Senator. I was reading Bill Ayers saying he was sorry he didn't blow up more Americans back in the day.

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

Bush isn't running - someone tell Obama

al বলেছেন...

Is Obama doing the Al Gore '*deep sigh*' thing?

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

Leadership inside and outside of energy?? Not in my house!

Rose বলেছেন...

I'm trying CNN so I can watch that audience graph (which I hate).

So far - Obama's doing his usual thing - It sounds like he is saying something because he is reflecting back at you, but he isn't actually saying anything concrete...

One thing he keeps saying is he wants to 'make college affordable' - as if!

As if he can. As if he will. and I am already burned on that one because when Clinton put in his tuition tax credit I thought that was great! Inspired, and important. Come to find out, with two kids in college at $30,000 a year, I'm not 'eligible' for the tuition tax credit, nor will most people with both parties working be eligible. It's a lie. A front. It's pandering of the worst kind, and grotesquely unfair to those who pay taxes.

Otherwise - I'd say, they better do something soon or the WWF in all of us will have us turning it off.

Host with the Most বলেছেন...

OOOOOOOOOOO

" A lot of you remember 9/11"

Obama is such a patronizing mother fucker.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

I am so bored, I will actually check out what Ann is writing in the front page...

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

vbspurs said...
Obama brings up 9/11. Yeah, I remember what I was doing on 9/11, Senator. I was reading Bill Ayers saying he was sorry he didn't blow up more Americans back in the day.

8:31 PM

OOOO Best slap -

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Weatherise??

Mark বলেছেন...

Does Barak understand that corporations just pass tax hikes on to the consumers?

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Dull, dull, dull. Time for s PIPE WRENCH FIGHT!

Roberto বলেছেন...

Dody Jane said..."Bush isn't running - someone tell Obama."

McCain voted with Bush 90-95% of the time.

If you don't think it's relevant, you're dreaming.

Palladian বলেছেন...

"One thing he keeps saying is he wants to 'make college affordable' - as if!"

LESS people need to go to college.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Tom Brokaw is drunk.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

palladian said...
Can we all make a pact to ignore "Michael" tonight? It's time to quit picking at this scab so it heals up and goes away.

8:31 PM


I second that!

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

Let's get drunk like Wall Street!

John Stodder বলেছেন...

It seems like whenever either candidate is talking, the lines go up near to the top. Women more than men.

So what's the point of this pseudo-science?

Rose বলেছেন...

I'm also tired of him asking our kids to 'serve' in nursing homes - I want mine working, supporting themselves and their families and deciding when they want to volunteer - not have it forced on them by somebody like him living in a million dollar home.

Palladian বলেছেন...

"I am so bored, I will actually check out what Ann is writing in the front page..."

Ann who? OH! I forgot!

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Obama has a bad haircut.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Ann has exactly 3 updates in the front page. One at 6 PM, two at 8 PM.

She wrote at 8:20 PM her time.

The 2 men seem mainly to be recycling their old talking points more than speaking directly to the crisis.

Says it all.

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

palladian said...
Can we all make a pact to ignore "Michael" tonight? It's time to quit picking at this scab so it heals up and goes away.

8:31 PM

I second that!

8:33 PM

I third it

I'm Full of Soup বলেছেন...

McCain should add the DEMS looted Fannie Mae and got drunk.

Franklin Raines made $90 Million; Jamie Gorelick made $26 Million.

Mark বলেছেন...

Bill Ayer's protege shouldn't mention 9/11/2001.

Host with the Most বলেছেন...

Obama

"A lot you remember 9/11"

Obama is such a patronizing mother fucker

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

Glad I'm not watching.

vbs...I also remember reading Ayers in the NYT on 9/11. What fun that was....

Tom Brokaw is 68. He dropped out of The University of Iowa, where he says he majored in "beer and co-eds" before receiving his B.A. degree in Political Science from the University of South Dakota in Vermillion in 1962....Wiki.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

palladian said...
"One thing he keeps saying is he wants to 'make college affordable' - as if!"

LESS people need to go to college.

8:33 PM


Sacrilege! Most people go to college for very important majors, like English, and Philosophy! How else we'll we have servers at our restaurants??

vbspurs বলেছেন...

McCain is meandering away when Obama is talking. He looks like a homeless guy wandering around and changing chairs in the public library.

Mark বলেছেন...

My billionaire Senator pays federal tax at a 12% rate.

I don't believe he'll pay any more under Obama.

Roberto বলেছেন...

Palladian - Blow me.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

I WANT TO NAIL JELLO ON THE WALL!

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

GOD! Not the scalpel

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

McCain needs to get mad - stop saying my friends and bring out the barracuda!

al বলেছেন...

Nailing down Obama's tax plan is like nailing jello to the wall.

That was funny!

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Why didn't McCain mention that he is a child of the Great Depression and remembers people's pain?

Oh right.

Methadras বলেছেন...

HA!!! Nailing Jello on a wall. Funny, but meaningless. God, I'm really going to get tired of saying, President Barely.

Roberto বলেছেন...

ElcubanitoKC - Am I interrupting the suckfest?

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

vbspurs said...
McCain is meandering away when Obama is talking. He looks like a homeless guy wandering around and changing chairs in the public library.

8:35 PM


I thought I was already drunk...

vbspurs বলেছেন...

However, having said that...McCain is STARTING to wake up.

My God, it was a tactic! GO JOHN! Come on now, ramp it up!

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

I have been reading The Charrterhouse of Parma - I just finished the battle of Waterloo

I hope there aren't any parallels

Host with the Most বলেছেন...

What's wrong with the camera man on the split screen and not keeping up with McCain whikle it shows the NOBLE Obama?

Palladian বলেছেন...

Jello is neither Kosher nor Halal.

VariableSpin বলেছেন...

God, why can't John McCain make the pro-growth argument for taxes? Did he sleep through all of Reagan's speeches?

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Tom is not giving in!

Oh right Tom!

chickelit বলেছেন...

$3K to $7k/chld. I'll buy that.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

"Sit down and wait for the next question!"

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Methadras wrote:

Funny, but meaningless.

No one laughed. He didn't wink.

TOM BROKAW SHUT UP!!! THIS IS NOT YOUR SHOW!

Rose বলেছেন...

It's weird - the women on CNN like McCain better than the men.

al বলেছেন...

Great - increase credits for kids just when mine move out.

Nice work by Brokaw in cutting Obama off.

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

TOM TAKES Over !!! VOTE FOR TOM!!!

Roberto বলেছেন...

Obama is still winning.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Jello is neither Kosher nor Halal.

What really? I'm pretty sure I saw the K with the circle on the Jello-pops.

BTW, happy early Yom Kippur to all to whom it applies!

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Entitlements are off the table with Obama!

Rachel Russell বলেছেন...

I'm happy for the night. Obama said "hatchet", "scalpel", and "federal budget" all in one sentence. He also just tried to argue with Brokaw, but Brokaw wasn't having any of it.

They should've chosen Brokaw for the first debate. Ifill was boring; Brokaw is not.

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

is that 95% of the people who pay?? Does that mean FICA? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

vbspurs বলেছেন...

It's weird - the women on CNN like McCain better than the men.

Women on CNN are weird.

Bushman of the Kohlrabi বলেছেন...

Can we vote for a Palin/Biden ticket?

al বলেছেন...

Is Obama using the new question time to rebut the previous discussion?

Mark বলেছেন...

Obama is pulling a "Palin" and talking about what wants to and not the question asked.

Given Obama's record, I just can't believe his claim that those who make $250K a year will get a tax cut. His math doesn't add up.

Palladian বলেছেন...

"Women on CNN are weird."

Women ... are weird.

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

What is Obama talking about?

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

He'll answer the question!

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

300

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Can we vote for a Palin/Biden ticket?

I'm serious. These two jokers will be so deadly boring when talking to the American public as Presidents, I might gouge my eyes on November 5 either way.

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

On the new '90210' before the debate everyone and every couple was multi-racial. McCain is very white.

Tom Brokaw has been married to Meredith Lynn Auld (a former Miss South Dakota and author) since 1962. They have three daughters, Jennifer Jean, Andrea Brooks and Sara Auld....wiki

Host with the Most বলেছেন...

Obama's got charm.

He's lying about small business.
What he's not pointing out is that Obama wants to tax the small business earnings, not the income of the small business owner - that's what he won't tell you.

mom & pop bloggers বলেছেন...

Obama answers the same regardless of the question...I keep hearing the same responses from him... his worse performance so far..

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Women ... are weird.

At least we have fannies!

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

Palladian, dear, watch out for that flying papaya coming toward you!

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Obama votes present!

al বলেছেন...

"I'll answer the question Tom"

McCain scores!

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Health care, all reet! Obama's going to fix entitlements by creating a giant new one!

Host with the Most বলেছেন...

McCain is right on every point, none more than Obama, when he's had the opportunity has failed every time.

But, dsadly, McCain can't get it across well.


Sad

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Gosh we need Palin!

BJM বলেছেন...

Obama's flat out lying about the small business tax situation, it's not "BUSINESS' taxes but Subchapter S. Owners filing as individuals, not businesses. Go look it up on wikipedia.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

I miss Lehrer. This Town Hall blows.

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

I always thought Fannie Mae was weird - who names a major corp Fannie Mae

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Palladian, dear, watch out for that flying papaya coming toward you!

Pajarito!

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

So far, I would say that Prof. Althouse's best sentence is....

"He's got a casual way of sitting on the stool."

Runner-up:

"8:28: An old woman emails in her demand that people be asked to make sacrifices."

I am so glad I'm not watching this.

I'm Full of Soup বলেছেন...

I just had two pork chops for dinner. Damn if I had waited til next year when Obama is prez, they would have been cheaper and maybe came with free roto-rooter for my arteries. Just part of the great new Obama health plan.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

who names a major corp Fannie Mae

A farmer who just lost his wife or his cow?

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Climate change is part of energy independance!

Oh Mac what are you talking about?

al বলেছেন...

At least we have fannies!

That's why we men hate to see you go but love to watch you leave :)

JAL বলেছেন...

Do not forget Bridget McCain.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

bjm, he's counting on his bots ignorance.

JAL বলেছেন...

You know -- walk the walk ....

VariableSpin বলেছেন...

Ingrid Jackson: "Green jobs"? A question apropos of a plant.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

"I was on nuclear ships who had power plants"

That would explain the dual melanoma.....

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

I have been diverted by McCAin's little burst of energy!!!

chickelit বলেছেন...

Obama's healthcare = rationing end of story
I hope there's an opt-out


Nuclear power: too cheap to meter

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Obama annnnddd

Host with the Most বলেছেন...

A black woman asks a question. An "undecided" black woman? Is that possible?

According to polls, at least 89% of that woman is already planning to vote for Obama.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

vbspurs said...
"I was on nuclear ships who had power plants"

That would explain the dual melanoma.....

8:44 PM


You owe me a gin on the rocks.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

It was over at the 0:03:00 mark. Roll tape:

0:00:00 Barack Obama lies with a straight face to the American people about the economy.

0:02:00 John McCain changes the subject. Praises 'message of hope' of My Little Ponies.

Don Meredith begins to sing...

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Al, not that that wasn't funny or true, but just to reiterate, fanny means the female pundenda in British-English.

Or in good old Anglo-Saxon, the cootch.

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Obama's bunch of goverment scientist?

Sofa King বলেছেন...

Obama says he favors nuclear energy, but he didn't say whether or not he favored reprocessing, the point that McCain actually made.

al বলেছেন...

I think Obama just redefined the DARPA/Internet project as a computer.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

The *INTERNET* was invented by the military. The computer is different. And personal computers came from the private sector!

vbspurs বলেছেন...

According to polls, at least 89% of that woman is already planning to vote for Obama.

I've met two black guys who are voting for McCain/Palin. It's possible, if improbable.

Michael S বলেছেন...

Who invented computers?

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Obama's talking points.

I'm Full of Soup বলেছেন...

The temperature here in the Philly area has actually gone down slightly when you look at the last three years.

The only thing significant that could be achieved in two years (per the young lady's question) is only drill, drill, drill can do much in two years. Hate to break it to you honey. Please return to your seat.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Obama needs to call Al Gore to explain the internet to him.

Rose বলেছেন...

Obama's losing the men when he talks about Global Warming...

knox বলেছেন...

"Climate change and Green Jobs"

Green Jobs ??

These questions are dumb

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

Stuck my head in the TV room.

Looks like they're broadcasting from the surface of the planet Mars.

And what's with all the bored white people in the audience?

Everyone on '90210' is multiracial.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

Do the garages!!

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

NO! Not this time!

I'm Full of Soup বলেছেন...

"Who invented computer's?"

The US govt if you asked Obama.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

"Goodies"

"That one"

OOOOOOOOOOOH.

chickelit বলেছেন...

Why reinvent the Manhattan project?

Mark বলেছেন...

Where that comment about giving Communist China energy come from?

What drugs is Barak Obama on?

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

McCain had an idea about sponsoring a price for replacing gasoline...

he forgot allready.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Original George wrote:

Looks like they're broadcasting from the surface of the planet Mars.

Scientists have found a link between the colour red and taste buds salivating. That's why Chinese restaurants are heavy on the red and the soy sauce.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

chickenlittle said...
Why reinvent the Manhattan project?

8:48 PM


Because people learned about it in school, and think it was "soooo coool"

al বলেছেন...

vb - sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm a good old (well getting old) American boy and when I hear fanny, especially in reference to females, I think of their rear ends.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Hey, is that Bewitched?

I'm Full of Soup বলেছেন...

Victoria:

Do you think people are generally honest to you.

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

They will get him for 'that one" RACISM

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Al, not to worry. I think of fannies the same way now. :)

Although I still giggle when I hear about "fanny packs".

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

This are some of the most boring audience questions EVER!

blake বলেছেন...

Hey, is that Bewitched?

Nah, the witches have their own herbal remedies.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

If I had a nickel for every time McCain's said "my friends" I could bail out Wall Street and we could stop hearing about it.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Do you think people are generally honest to you.

AJ, wow, deep man. My answer is: I think so!

RR Ryan বলেছেন...

Did Obama really say, "A lot of you remember 9/11"? Wow.

Michael S বলেছেন...

Better 'that one' than 'you people'

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

I don't even want to get drunk anymore...this is really dull. Who selected these people?

They are all fired.

Simon বলেছেন...

vbspurs said...
"Anything can happen in the 29 days left to the election ... Politics is a game. We could land on Boardwalk any moment. Have freaking faith."

29 days left. But that isn't much time, and Obama is winning 349 to 174. Four years ago, Bush lead Kerry 264 to 253. Polls give leads Obama in Missouri, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida and Virginia; North Carolina is tied and Indiana is heading that way. Unless we are to assume that the polls are off by an astonishing margin, I just don't know what could happen to turn around a vote deficit on that scale. What is boardwalk? Obama could be caught burning flags and reciting incantations to Marx while having sex with Paris Hilton and I don't know that even that would be enough. Short of a nuclear attack on the west coast, I don't know what will change the fundamentals of this election.

Anything can happen in the 29 days left to the election. A new scientific discovery for instant boners. Tina Fey...."

Tina Fey isn't said discovery? ;)

knox বলেছেন...

Al, not that that wasn't funny or true, but just to reiterate, fanny means the female pundenda in British-English.

Someone should have told Jane Austen! There's a character named "Fannie" in Sense and Sensibility.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

LOL, Paul.

I think we could get rid of the national debt for every uh from Obama.

VariableSpin বলেছেন...

Does Obama ever answer the question?

Q: "Should health care be treated as a commodity?"

A: "Huh? I can't infer your preferred answer to that question so.... Let me just tell you about my health care plan."

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

He is so full if S--T - I hope McCain sets the record straight on the tax your benefits crap

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

What was all that drivel about?

vbspurs বলেছেন...

What is boardwalk?

Our version is Mayfair. :)

Darcy বলেছেন...

Uhh...yep. A snoozefest. And I think this format makes McCain look sort of...ancient. Yeah. He shuffles around like Tim Conway, too. Aww, John.

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

My husband is snoring - I wonder how many other millions are sound asleep

knox বলেছেন...

"Let's have walk-in clinics"

I actually believe this could rescue the health care system if we can get enough of them built before some doofus forces universal health care on us.

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

I don't even want to get drunk anymore

I dont think I could even if I tried!

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

I don't even want to get drunk anymore

I dont think I could even if I tried!

vbspurs বলেছেন...

OMG, McCain just lost the election.

Heart transplants.

Roberto বলেছেন...

Obama is still winning.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

My husband is snoring - I wonder how many other millions are sound asleep

I knew this was going to be bad, even with the talk of McCain going ballistic, but I never expected this piece of dreck.

I'm Full of Soup বলেছেন...

Of course health care is a commodity!! Mofo dumbass question.

Obama the great will strip out all the excess expenses from health care (at least 30-40% per Daily Kooks). When Obama automates shit he will save about 1/100th of 1% of every dollar. Yippee! We can a free kickass happy hour every millenium or so!

And those jobs in health care which Obama eliminates will be converted to green jobs and you even will get green jeans with your green job.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

Trick question! Right or responsibility

knox বলেছেন...

Hair transplants?!

What'd Biden ever do to you?

Simon বলেছেন...

Dody Jane said...
"[W]ho names a major corp Fannie Mae[?]"

Fannie Mae - FNMA - Federal National Mortgage Association.

muddimo বলেছেন...

Shorter debate:

McCain: My friends, we need to work together.

Obama: Senator McCain is right, but...

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

This group is deadly - they aren't in the mood for jokes. Look at them... geez -

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Is McCain offering Hillary care?

chickelit বলেছেন...

Individual responsibility!

al বলেছেন...

I think he said hair transplant not heart.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Barack getting angry about his mother who married two Anti-American men, who lived half her life outside of her country, dissing it until her death, but who didn't get health care from said country.

Simon বলেছেন...

Michael said...
"Obama is still winning."

I agree. This would be a sufficient performance by McCain if he was winning - as by all rights he should be - by thirty, forty, fifty points. When he's trailing, it just won't do it.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...
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Sofa King বলেছেন...

Wait a minute. One minute Obama is blaming Republicans for bankrupting the country and causing a financial meltdown, and not health care should be "right" because we live in such a wealthy country?

muddimo বলেছেন...

Obama is running out the clock and McCain is letting him get away with it.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

I think he said hair transplant not heart.

Heh. I know. :)

Lem Vibe Bandit বলেছেন...

Obama care sounds like Newt republican care.

Dody Jane বলেছেন...

Fannie Mae - FNMA - Federal National Mortgage Association.

Oh I know - but to actually put it on the SIGN? I always thought that was so odd - I work for a brokerage firm and I always thought it was so silly

Roberto বলেছেন...

Obama is still winning.

Ernesto Ariel Suárez বলেছেন...

elcubanitokc said...
What?? He didn't just use his mother!

8:57 PM

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Okay, where's the rota on the troll Tilt chore?

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