Your orangutan is smarter than my 25 year-old law student. He or she would make a welcome addition to the U.S. Supreme(Pro-Monkey Business)Ct. Like Clarence Thomas, he or she needn't speak - it's a mute court after all. Simon will harry the new activist judge for being too hairy and for going out on limb on every contorted and controversial case. When the Organ-Grinder's case comes before the court, the plaintiff will have to show cause for turning his monkey into a beggar with a tin cup. Although capuchin monkeys weren't specifically mentioned, that's plainly a violation of the 13th Amendment prohibiting slavery. Monkey's shouldn't have to work for peanuts either (they are not elephants); it goes against the natural laws of man & beast.
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10 comments:
that top photo is fantastic
Those pictures are fabulous.
Where's my Palady Malady. I want to give her a hug.
So I’m wondering. How did Althouse get so close to an orangutan who seems so relaxed?
Was she wearing one of these?
Sometimes they're really relaxed.
Adam's Task, ``search inside'' for Playgirl.
Your orangutan is smarter than my 25 year-old law student. He or she would make a welcome addition to the U.S. Supreme(Pro-Monkey Business)Ct. Like Clarence Thomas, he or she needn't speak - it's a mute court after all. Simon will harry the new activist judge for being too hairy and for going out on limb on every contorted and controversial case. When the Organ-Grinder's case comes before the court, the plaintiff will have to show cause for turning his monkey into a beggar with a tin cup. Although capuchin monkeys weren't specifically mentioned, that's plainly a violation of the 13th Amendment prohibiting slavery. Monkey's shouldn't have to work for peanuts either (they are not elephants); it goes against the natural laws of man & beast.
Now, is that really how you see us, Ann?
Doberman on display in natural surroundings.
More staff pictures??
(*Smack*)
Aieeeeeee!!!... I was kidding! I was kidding!!...
Orangutan always reminds me of Tang, the astronauts' drink of choice.
The orangey colour and the sound of Orang-u-tan melding together in my head, maybe.
I also have similar problems with chimpanzee reminding me of trapeze.
Clearly, I need to stop thinking of insouciant mammals.
Top picture. That orangutan is flipping you the bird.
I want to see the gaffe giraffe picture posted...
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