14 ફેબ્રુઆરી, 2008

"You've done an inside job on my heart."

Political valentines.

IN THE COMMENTS: "As a matter of fact I DO question the patriotism of his love for you" and more.

19 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Meade કહ્યું...

My love for you is superdelegated

Meade કહ્યું...

For you, my love poll has no margin of error

Meade કહ્યું...

Be my political vortex

Meade કહ્યું...

I want to count your chads

Meade કહ્યું...

Honey, I've fallen so hard that I wouldn't even mind being sort of pimped out by you in some weird sort of way

Meade કહ્યું...

Well, the smoke-filled room is so stuffy,
I can hardly breathe.
Ev'rybody's bailin' on Hillry but me and you
And I can't be the last to leave.
I'm pledging my primary support to Barak Hu,
Hopin' you'll register to vote, too

Meade કહ્યું...

I know your love is in the highest bracket
but please don't tax cut my heart

Meade કહ્યું...

You've got me over a pork barrel of love.

Meade કહ્યું...

Stop waterboarding my love
and curb your terrifying interrogation of my heart

Meade કહ્યું...

My desires for you are unconstitutional

So amend the Constitution already

Simon કહ્યું...

Petition for certiorari...

Meade કહ્યું...

What? The Establishment Clause prohibits us from even holding hands?

Meade કહ્યું...

Pay no attention to my latin-tongued rivals.

They'll break contracts of love quicker'n you can say "philadelphia lawyer."

Meade કહ્યું...

As a matter of fact I DO question the patriotism of his love for you.

Ann Althouse કહ્યું...

LOL.

I'm just reading this now at 10 at night.

Meade કહ્યું...

Ah, good. The things we do for love. I can go to bed now knowing I didn't waste two hours this morning making a complete fool of myself for absolutely nothing.

Chip Ahoy કહ્યું...

*Looks up certiorari*

Mr. Forward કહ્યું...

Yesterdays vows that got you flustered?
Sorry bout that, they've been filibustered.

Ann Althouse કહ્યું...

"I can go to bed now knowing I didn't waste two hours this morning making a complete fool of myself for absolutely nothing."

One year later, it would all come to fruition!

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