11 ડિસેમ્બર, 2007

"Mr. Straatman said the crack was modest in its width and depth, hardly the sort of gaping abyss into which you might plummet to your doom."

Art crack.

15 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

sbutler કહ્યું...

I love this:

“The exhibit is all about the crack,” said Peter Girard, 38, an American tourist. “It’s a really big crack. What are you looking at if you’re not looking at the crack?” (He was not perhaps the greatest enthusiast for the installation’s artistic merit. “It’s a real shame that London’s infrastructure has fallen apart to the extent that there are giant cracks in one of its newest museums,” he said.)

Brent કહ્યું...

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this just in:

The U.S. Sentencing Commission retroactively reduced sentences for some crimes related to crack.

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Brent કહ્યું...

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I believe it was President Roosevelt: "The only crack we have to fear is the bu . . . .

Brent કહ્યું...

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"You take that crack back right now, Jimmy".

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From Inwood કહ્યું...

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Trooper York કહ્યું...

Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
(Superbad, 2007)

Unknown કહ્યું...

"shibboleth" is Hebrew for "plumber", isn't it.

rhhardin કહ્યું...

“Art is dangerous sometimes,” he said.

Danger at the Met.

Ruth Anne Adams કહ્યું...

Hasn't the mandatory minimum for crack just been lowered?

Jennifer કહ્યું...

That was a great article. Very funny.

KCFleming કહ્યું...

Careful, someone's rare clumbers might fall in that thing.

Paco Wové કહ્યું...

"That's the world I one day want to live in."

This one's for you, Trooper.

Paco Wové કહ્યું...

“It’s not America,” she added pointedly, “so I won’t sue.”

Ahh, the passive aggression of the kiwis. How I've missed it!

El Presidente કહ્યું...

We have many such sculptural elements in the socialist paradise.

My ass is cracked where is my $600,000?

Cabbage કહ્યું...

the divisions between creed, color, class and culture that maintain our social order,

Hey, at least they're being totally original about it. I mean, no one EVER points out that our society is full of cultural differences that affect how people interact.

how PROFOUND

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