Marso 12, 2007

I made a decision.

I got to the point where I'd entered the phone number and all that was left was to push the "send" button. To push the "send" button would really be to make the decision. I pushed the "send" button!

43 komento:

Unknown ayon kay ...

Domino's Pizza, may I help you?

Gahrie ayon kay ...

Central City Morgue...you stab them, we slab them.....

KLDAVIS ayon kay ...

Selling the house?

Maxine Weiss ayon kay ...

Where's Quixxo?

Reality check has nothing on Quixxo.

I'm celebrating an anniversery.

March 2006 was the very first time I ever posted comments on the Althouse blog.

I'd been lurking since September 2005 (Katrina). Althouse really gained from Katrina, ironically. She saw a spike, as that weekend, everyone was looking for content and commentary, and Althouse saw her numbers rise.

To think, I went 6 months (from Sept 2005-March2006) lurking till I made my first glorious comment. What took me so long? I wasn't sure of the rules. There didn't seem to be any Code Of Conduct other than "Let your conscience be your guide" , or "I'm not your Mother".

(I've been known to be wrong, and I may have commented on Althouse before March 2006, but March 2006 feels like when I started in, so March it is.)

How does everybody find their way here?

Althouse owes a referral fee to Overlawyered. I believe, Katrina Weekend, I was looking for content, stumbled upon Overlawyered, and Overlawyered mentioned something or other going on with Althouse. And, that's how I first came to Althouse, through Overlawyered. Irony: Never really visited Overlawyered since.

Neverthless, that's how I discovered Althouse for the very first time.

Either Althouse needs to pay Overlawyered a referral, or Overlawyered need to pay Althouse, not sure which.

Peace, Maxine

Simon ayon kay ...

A wise decision, one hopes.

Ruth Anne Adams ayon kay ...

You pre-ordered the new Apple phone.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

She ordered a vortex generator for her Audi. Improves the downforce. Improves the negativity.

Please blogger, don't eat my comment!

The Bearded Professor ayon kay ...

[Telephone ringing]

Voice: Thank you for calling the New York Times. How may I direct your call?

Althouse: Mr. Schlesinger, please.

Voice: Of course. May I ask who's calling?

Althouse: This is Ann Althouse. I believe he's expecting my call.

Voice: Certainly. One moment, please.

[Transfer tones]

Schlesinger: Ann, I'm so glad you called. It's good to hear from you. Have you considered my offer?

Althouse: Yes, I have. I'll take it.

Schlesinger: Great! I've been looking to replace Maureen Dowd for months now. Welcome aboard...

Ruth Anne Adams ayon kay ...

Ann Alt would be an improvement over Mo Do.

JP ayon kay ...

Oh no, Althouse has gone high school ambi-emo on us. Hopefully she's over the touchy feely namby pamby before our next class...

John Stodder ayon kay ...

This post is vaguely reminiscent of something Emily Dickinson might write if she were alive today.

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

So, your house was on fire?

Jennifer ayon kay ...

Rorschach, Althouse style.

Peter Hoh ayon kay ...

Theo -- was that related to a certain old joke about the libertarian and the fire department?

Peter Hoh ayon kay ...

I love the idea of this post being some sort of po-mo Emily Dickinson.

Now for something closer to the old-school Emily:

Because I could not push the send,
He kindly pushed for me.
The carriage held but just ourselves,
and immorality.

Then there's the eggagog version:

THE LOBSTER DIALED THE PHONE NUMBER, BUT DIDN'T PRESS THE SEND! THE CREEPS SHOUTED DON'T PUSH THE SEND!! SHOULD THE LOBSTER PUSH THE SEND?? THE CREEPS ARE EATING THE MASHED POTATOES!! LOBSTER PUSHES THE SEND BUTTON!!!!!

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

I think it is something like casting a vote by telephone, thus push the "SEND" button. Can someone vote for or against contestant on a show like American Idol (or the one about the models) is not showing that night?

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

Peter - ;-)

Actually, LMAO after those last two!

Ruth Anne Adams ayon kay ...

Geez. It's 'he is the box' all over again.

Peter Hoh ayon kay ...

Ruth Anne, Thanks for the memories. Those were good times. Did we ever learn more about the original context of the box comment?

Peter Hoh ayon kay ...

Theo, I found the link. I was thinking of an Onion story about a libertarian who reluctantly called the fire department.

Ron ayon kay ...

Paid the federal taxes?

chuck b. ayon kay ...

You drank and dialed.

Gahrie ayon kay ...

perhaps a booty call?

Hindi-nagpakilala ayon kay ...

I think we're making a mistake by assuming the "I" is Althouse.

I think she was reading the Times, where it says Bush was the one that got US Attorney Iglesias fired, and she was channeling the deciderererer.

JimM47 ayon kay ...

peter hoh: how can that second one be dickinsonesque? I could barely recite it to the yellow rose of texas.

KCFleming ayon kay ...

Re: "To push the "send" button would really be to make the decision."

Deborah Harry?
Ghostbusters?
Janet Jackson?
Captain Beefheart?
Patty Duke?
Anne Heche?
Al Green?
Mister Tibbs?

Anne Bronte!

Call me away; there's nothing here,
That wins my soul to stay;
Then let me leave this prospect drear,
And hasten far away.
To our beloved land I'll flee,
Our land of thought and soul,
Where I have roved so oft with thee,
Beyond the world's control.

Simon ayon kay ...

Perhaps a phone call to buy... Plane tickets? An early AM trip?

The Bearded Professor ayon kay ...

Okay, seriously, I'm ready to know now. It's been almost eleven hours. Are you replacing Maureen Dowd or not?

bill ayon kay ...

If we're all guessing, I'll toss in the diet guy from the quiet mountain town.

I'm Full of Soup ayon kay ...

I did not know there was a "Bloggers Anonymous" but good luck with getting a cure.

J. Cricket ayon kay ...

But the line was busy, wasn't it Annie.

Silly professor. You can't call yourself!

Peter Hoh ayon kay ...

Jim M: the second bit of writing is not an attempt to mimic Dickinson's style. Rather, it's a nod to Eggagog, a blogger who, during his/her/its heyday, was an Althouse favorite.

It's an aqcuired taste. Eggagog's blog.

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

I think Ruth Anne (as usual) has the answer.

Kevin Lomax ayon kay ...

I dunno. Is she giving up blogging?

Mark Daniels ayon kay ...

The other line rang. "Hello," said the familiar voice.

"Reebum schplurgum ickofeefee."

"Who is this?"he asked. (At moments like these, I'm especially happy to have that Caller-ID Blocker on my phone!)

I pushed the "end call" button, set down my drink, and headed for bed.

That was a close one!

The Bearded Professor ayon kay ...

Give her some time...she's probably still on the phone.

paul a'barge ayon kay ...

Down in Texas, where the wild dogs moan and ex's of Althouse incessantly hunt unpretentiously for the best BBQ, we have a saying ... even a poodle with hemorrhoids would be better than Maureen Dowd.

chuck b. ayon kay ...

You called that Campos dude all, "WTF?"

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

Wow, it's driving you nuts, isn't it?

Really, I'm not toying with you. It's something I'm going to do that I'm not revealing yet!

Simon ayon kay ...

Wurly- think bigger. Maybe Ann knows something about Justice Stevens right now that we don't. ;)

Curtiss ayon kay ...

Those of us on the inside know that Paula Abdul's slot on 'American Idol' is open for next season.

amba ayon kay ...

Hope it was a guy, hope he was glad to hear from you. (I'm such a diehard romantic . . . )

- amba

Ruth Anne Adams ayon kay ...

Following on to Amba: You're teaching a semester in Austin...and stirring the embers.

[I love Parent Trap.]

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