"The dispute initially centred around an unruly clematis plant..."

A woman with the prophetic last name of Wilding, goes wild -- hits bottom -- in a town called Bottomley.

The 57-year-old woman is accused of "dumping dead animals, rubbish, dog faeces, glass and nails around the village, damaging neighbours' cars, and plying local children with alcohol... booby-trapping paint pots, dazzling neighbours' homes with floodlights, throwing compost at her neighbours and assaulting them with her wheelbarrow."