It's feeding time at the sanctuary, and with the distribution of papayas, bananas, sugar cane and other delicacies for the 43 residents, the excitement mounts; loud screams and, in front of the visitors' curious eyes, simulated sex.
"Do they do this all the time?" asked one surprised Tanzanian official.
"Only to relieve tensions and when negotiating for a perch or food, and then disinterestedly, whatever the sex or the age," said Andre.
Yes, you remember what it was like when you had hippies over to your last dinner party.
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Hippies simulate sex?
Lmeade: Only while trying to get to their seats at the dinner table.
Mary: It's flashback Friday.
Good question, Gene. I also want to know if male bonobos have trouble seeing subtle facial expressions on the lady bonobo.
Hippies...hippies...they say they want to save the earth, but all they ever do is smoke pot and not take baths and simulate sex at Ann Althouse's dinner parties...
The pull quote works well in other settings.
"It's party time in the quad, and with the distribution of liquor, beer, shooters, and other delicacies for the 43 residents, the excitement mounts; loud screams and, in front of the visitors' curious eyes, simulated sex.
"Do they do this all the time?" asked one surprised parent.
"Only to relieve tensions and when negotiating for a perch or food, and then disinterestedly, whatever the sex or the age," said Andre.
In the words of the immortal Cartman, "effin hippies"
Yes, you remember what it was like when you had hippies over to your last dinner party.
Yes, and I'm still trying to get the stains out of the carpet and the smells out of the bathroom and couch.
Next time, we'll set up portable chemical showers on the veranda.
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