12 ઑગસ્ટ, 2005

I can see why they went out of their way to give the new Apple mouse a masculine name – Mighty Mouse.

They were hoping somehow they could keep you from noticing how terribly clitoris-like it is. I'm really enjoying mine – my new mouse!

9 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Telecomedian કહ્યું...

I used one at the nearby Mac store - my thoughts exactly!

And, contrary to what most of my male counterparts think, you don't need to push down too hard to use it. A slight touch gives great results.

Robert કહ્યું...

Your clitoris is pearly white, has an apple embossed on it, and is about five inches long?

This is WAAAAAAAAYYY more information than anyone wanted. Well, more information than I wanted, anyway.

Ann Althouse કહ્યું...

Robert: The referece is to the scroll button. And everyone is noticing it.

Ron કહ્યું...

That's funny, that's how I refer to the small red nub mouse that's between the keys on an IBM Thinkpad...the clitoral mouse...

Unknown કહ્યું...

Wow, the Thinkpad button and... I did not realize I had some symbiotic skill development going on here.

Steven કહ્યું...

Yeah, the Trackpoint has been called the "clit mouse" or "nipple mouse" since forever.

Ron કહ્યું...

ross: Ohhhh...maybe I shouldn't have taken that '1984' ad so seriously...it explains a lot about my love life...thanks for the heads-up!

Ron કહ્યું...

...And it's good we have no Freudians here to boringly lecture us on the "myth of the double click!"

Ann Althouse કહ્યું...

If you click the [censored] you get the widgets – which could become a new slang term – but if you double click, you'll get back where you started.

ટિપ્પણી પોસ્ટ કરો

Please use the comments forum to respond to the post. Don't fight with each other. Be substantive... or interesting... or funny. Comments should go up immediately... unless you're commenting on a post older than 2 days. Then you have to wait for us to moderate you through. It's also possible to get shunted into spam by the machine. We try to keep an eye on that and release the miscaught good stuff. We do delete some comments, but not for viewpoint... for bad faith.