March 10, 2005
Dog subpoenaed; babies accused of looting and criminal damage.
Subpoenaing the dog -- one "Murphy Smith" -- was a mistake. But the babies -- aged 3 months to two years -- are really being prosecuted.
... set loose on a wild, untamed continent
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