Political humor of the maitre d' kind.

Gawker prints this "Gawker Stalker" item sent in by a reader:

Freemans, tuesday night the 16th of nov. the bush twins , along with 2 massive secret service men, tried to have dinner. they were told by the maitre'd that they were full and would be for the next 4 years. upon hearing, the entire restaurant cheered and did a round of shots... it was amazing!!! [Ed: We're hearing that this is actually true.]

Too ugly, of course, but it was a rather clever thing for the maitre d' to come up with to say.