My spellcheck wants Kerry to be more exciting. It suggested that I change "Kerry" to "Kerouac."

I know what you're thinking: What the hell kind of spellcheck does Althouse have in her computer? Is that some kind of Mac thing? (The answer is: I rarely use the spellcheck, but I must have used it once when I'd written a post that had "Kerouac" in it and pressed the "learn" button.)