tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post955375994864683655..comments2024-03-29T06:43:42.360-05:00Comments on Althouse: Speaking of politics and phallic symbols...Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-8088909549841505832010-09-05T13:52:49.356-05:002010-09-05T13:52:49.356-05:00Somebody who is already blonde, rich and big-boobe...Somebody who is already blonde, rich and big-boobed needs even more attention. Just makes me miss Jenna Bush. She was so guileless about her Thang. And then married an Eagle Scout.jamboreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10072654852275348264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-52720610249917140022010-09-02T13:26:35.543-05:002010-09-02T13:26:35.543-05:00The elephant is yawning.The elephant is yawning.LordSomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08483452672640797537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-18343210824591212782010-09-02T08:23:46.367-05:002010-09-02T08:23:46.367-05:00In such matters there's really only a very sim...In such matters there's really only a very simple yes or no question. And its not whether you would read the book or not.SteveRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12864387606863466980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-7624507517055314852010-09-02T01:07:18.695-05:002010-09-02T01:07:18.695-05:00Twenty years ago, Sarah Palin was a local TV sport...<i>Twenty years ago, Sarah Palin was a local TV sports bimbo.</i><br /><br />Maybe so, but that's more than Meggie and yet Palin <i>still</i> didn't write a memoir until she'd done the rest of the stuff on your list.<br /><br /><i>I blame schoolteachers, with their unceasing demands on innocent kids to write about how they spent their summer vacation.</i><br /><br />If I ever find a woman drunk enough to have children with me I'm going to make them write memoirs every summer.Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10330712047609650184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-22284717078635798372010-09-02T00:22:57.440-05:002010-09-02T00:22:57.440-05:00What is it with the memoirs by people who've n...<i>What is it with the memoirs by people who've never done anything?</i><br /><br />I blame schoolteachers, with their unceasing demands on innocent kids to write about how they spent their summer vacation.former law studenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15196697206046544350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-10577951773632016122010-09-01T23:38:05.621-05:002010-09-01T23:38:05.621-05:00Twenty years ago, Sarah Palin was a local TV sport...Twenty years ago, Sarah Palin was a local TV sports bimbo. Who knows what Meghan might do in the next two decades? School board, mayor of Ajo, Governor of Arizona, White House contender.former law studenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15196697206046544350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-76303891421801035042010-09-01T23:20:19.832-05:002010-09-01T23:20:19.832-05:00What is it with the memoirs by people who've n...What is it with the memoirs by people who've never done anything?Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10330712047609650184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-82597908927343273772010-09-01T22:19:55.219-05:002010-09-01T22:19:55.219-05:00So the elephant is dirty and the girl is sexy? No ...So the elephant is dirty and the girl is sexy? No wait- the girl is dirty and the elephant is- that doesn't seem right.... okay, I got it... the girl is-Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-90692914843029504022010-09-01T22:03:03.638-05:002010-09-01T22:03:03.638-05:00Boys and their Water Animals.
Girls and their Lan...Boys and their Water Animals.<br /><br />Girls and their Land Mammals.<br /><br />Minus the presence of visible liquid and a catch basin.MamaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300520132972757396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-36241508757072492482010-09-01T21:51:43.006-05:002010-09-01T21:51:43.006-05:00Who buys "memoirs" from people who are a...Who buys "memoirs" from people who are as deep as a birdbath, and as experienced as the baby duck in it?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11502390161613058873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-76788985148308254062010-09-01T21:06:22.849-05:002010-09-01T21:06:22.849-05:00She's the type of girl you look for about 15 m...She's the type of girl you look for about 15 minutes to closing. Easy and you do not have to spend any money on her.Fred4Preshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01574159710712259945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-47007839454283863272010-09-01T20:57:32.723-05:002010-09-01T20:57:32.723-05:00WTF? Click on the Amazon link and then zoom in on ...WTF? Click on the Amazon link and then zoom in on the cover pic... you'll see MASSIVE obvious bra padding. I know tits and those tits are suffocating. So disappointing! Typical establishment hackgirl advertises more than she can deliver. I'll bet the elephant notices too and is disappointed and therefore he can't even get it up. Wait a sec... isn't this bestiality? Typical establishment hackgirl having animalsex and thinking there's nothing wrong with it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-57886181754838692232010-09-01T20:44:20.142-05:002010-09-01T20:44:20.142-05:00Shouldn't she be sitting on a Rhino?Shouldn't she be sitting on a Rhino?ampersandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17145013352755061465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-21510854666771554822010-09-01T19:49:42.898-05:002010-09-01T19:49:42.898-05:00It that elephant had tusks, it would be really dir...It that elephant had tusks, it would be really dirty.<br /><br />wv: Why dunhe?ASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14591247136037620408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-67245819723096248582010-09-01T19:40:52.319-05:002010-09-01T19:40:52.319-05:00Meghan McCain tries too hard.
That encapsulates p...Meghan McCain tries too hard.<br /><br />That encapsulates pretty much everything about her public persona.<br /><br />Stop trying so hard, Meg. It's embarrassing. Really.knoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231876226573540476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-7531756991242526032010-09-01T19:21:59.349-05:002010-09-01T19:21:59.349-05:00Man, somewhat lost on an elephant, is at his best ...Man, somewhat lost on an elephant, is at his best on a horse, truly a throne to his measure.<br /><br />- Francis Pongerhhardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06901742898653890646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-74650541073911997272010-09-01T19:19:36.844-05:002010-09-01T19:19:36.844-05:00That's an elevant.That's an elevant.rhhardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06901742898653890646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-83702055183199180652010-09-01T19:05:41.918-05:002010-09-01T19:05:41.918-05:00Was Bill Ayers her ghost writer??
wv = famewhore
...Was Bill Ayers her ghost writer??<br /><br />wv = famewhore<br /><br />.....nah! just kiddingmadAsHellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01149940549262340795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-71389253771077591562010-09-01T18:51:03.132-05:002010-09-01T18:51:03.132-05:00What's dirty and sexy in this book? Nothing, I...<i>What's dirty and sexy in this book? Nothing, I bet</i>.<br /><br />I won't take that bet.Big Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15831645119853118904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-86956293652080846112010-09-01T18:45:54.213-05:002010-09-01T18:45:54.213-05:00ironrailsironweights said...
Guaranteed she&#...<i> ironrailsironweights said...<br /><br /> Guaranteed she's shaved. God damn it.<br /><br /> Peter</i><br /><br />Now, I've heard of trimmin' the bushes, but she done scorched da erf!!!Methadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-6499361716356676902010-09-01T18:37:53.049-05:002010-09-01T18:37:53.049-05:00Big breasts = far.Big breasts = far.AllenShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08848966772462502893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-70242762464903853772010-09-01T18:29:11.105-05:002010-09-01T18:29:11.105-05:00To be far she has large breasts.To be far she has large breasts.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13846399206688807076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-20609649285643816412010-09-01T18:23:13.446-05:002010-09-01T18:23:13.446-05:00She's in her twenties and writing a memoir?
W...She's in her twenties and writing a memoir?<br /><br />Who does she think she is?<br /><br />The Zero?edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15589958656028023357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-7173809103874355982010-09-01T18:17:15.842-05:002010-09-01T18:17:15.842-05:00The Blind Men and the Elephant:
The blind man who...The Blind Men and the Elephant:<br /><br />The blind man who feels a leg says the elephant is like a pillar; the one who feels the tail says the elephant is like a rope; the one who feels the trunk says the elephant is like a tree branch; the one who feels the ear says the elephant is like a hand fan; the one who feels the belly says the elephant is like a wall; and the one who feels the tusk says the elephant is like a solid pipe.<br /><br />The blind McCain Women: <br /><br />The blind McCain<br />woman who feels a leg says the elephant is like a Palin; the one who feels the tail says the elephant is like a big Alaskan fishing line; the one who feels the trunk says the elephant is like a big PENIS; the one who feels the ear says the elephant is like a green powered fan; the one who feels the belly says the elephant is like a big "who knows"; and the one who feels the tusk says the elephant is like a big hard PENIS.<br /><br />[I also do fairy tales]AllenShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08848966772462502893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-33399455833529842322010-09-01T17:50:32.270-05:002010-09-01T17:50:32.270-05:00They had to wait until John McCain won his primary...They had to wait until John McCain won his primary in AZ to release MEghan's book. John McCain drew his largest crowds in the primary when Sarah Palin was there campaigning with him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com