tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post8470717413590375440..comments2024-03-28T03:53:32.251-05:00Comments on Althouse: "Adults who make love first thing in the morning apparently not only feel more upbeat for the rest of the day, but also benefit from a stronger immune system."Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-57111230511355738582011-01-31T08:04:48.566-06:002011-01-31T08:04:48.566-06:00Regarding your addition: By inclination and traini...Regarding your addition: By inclination and training, lawyers read things very closely.<br /><br />Most ordinary people don't.Robert Burnhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08266891819395609976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-53006248405435492122011-01-30T07:41:18.599-06:002011-01-30T07:41:18.599-06:00Even health professionals forget that you have to ...Even health professionals forget that you have to be healthy to have sex. People are able to have sex because they are healthy, it isn't the sex thats makes them healthy but their good health that allows them to be able to have lots of sex. On Fox and Friends TV program, actor Earnest Borgnine attributed his good health to masturbation but it is his good health that was the reason for his ability to still be able to masturbate at his age.dreamshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08758740197698814061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-20181896848290665942011-01-29T19:46:55.921-06:002011-01-29T19:46:55.921-06:00Getting laid any time of day will do the same thin...Getting laid any time of day will do the same thing.<br /><br />wv = cackleMethadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-29666156339637231082011-01-29T16:06:49.923-06:002011-01-29T16:06:49.923-06:00My wife is at her absolute kinkiest upon waking up...My wife is at her absolute kinkiest upon waking up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-12107688616548845472011-01-29T14:04:41.300-06:002011-01-29T14:04:41.300-06:00@Christy
"Quickies in the morning! Quickies!...@Christy<br /><br />"Quickies in the morning! Quickies! Forget that. We want the full blown, er, bore, er the full on fun that we were too exhausted to enjoy when we finally fell into bed last night."<br /><br />Exactly right.Toad Trendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03113877205525601966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-31419305220417724092011-01-29T13:00:31.692-06:002011-01-29T13:00:31.692-06:00I don't get morning wood anymore. I have lear...I don't get morning wood anymore. I have learned to shoot pool with a rope.ken in txhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14345764031059905578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-65037287723599104622011-01-29T11:28:56.341-06:002011-01-29T11:28:56.341-06:00You need a lot of brute horniness to go at it abso...You need a lot of brute horniness to go at it absolutely first thing in the morning. I bet even Angelina Jolie looks kind of crappy, and a piss hard is not the perfect utensil for cementing the bonds of affection. This is something that people over forty should attempt sparingly, if at all.Williamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07837540030934495651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-66538937654797753442011-01-29T10:41:43.090-06:002011-01-29T10:41:43.090-06:00I'm looking for a nice Chinese lady.
First th...I'm looking for a nice Chinese lady.<br /><br />First thing in the morning... afternoon delight.<br /><br />Anybody got any suggestions.<br /><br />My immune system does seem a bit depressed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-79655848628473599902011-01-29T10:15:50.568-06:002011-01-29T10:15:50.568-06:00I seem to recall Ann did a post on this general id...I seem to recall Ann did a post on this general idea (morning sex) not long after Meade moved in.<br /><br />So we know this is tested and Meadhouse-approved.<br /><br />Ann Althouse said...<br /><br /><i>Ah! The aggravation I get for being subtle!</i><br /><br />Poetry with a sledgehammer!edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15589958656028023357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-36156889687342641572011-01-29T09:19:31.683-06:002011-01-29T09:19:31.683-06:00You know what boosts your immune system? Exposure ...You know what boosts your immune system? Exposure to disease. So, ask your wife to call a skanky hooker for early morning delivery. Now, put that in your "Healthy Living Section".<br /><br /><br />WV: "gentia" I thing the WV guy is just a bad speller.bagoh20https://www.blogger.com/profile/10915174575358413637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-47909580039761096572011-01-29T09:19:20.997-06:002011-01-29T09:19:20.997-06:00You did not include:
"What sex? I'm mar...You did not include:<br /><br />"What sex? I'm married!"Dad29https://www.blogger.com/profile/08554276286736923821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-56434862304877375812011-01-29T09:14:56.644-06:002011-01-29T09:14:56.644-06:00Although I do feel better about the day if I have ...Although I do feel better about the day if I have sex in the morning, I really don't like it. People tend to be smelly in the morning, and I don't feel sexy. Of course I still am incredibly sexy, but I just don't feel it, and that makes all the difference to me, and my satisfaction is all anyone should be concerned with.bagoh20https://www.blogger.com/profile/10915174575358413637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-71463225703530795782011-01-29T09:05:54.967-06:002011-01-29T09:05:54.967-06:00Quickies in the morning! Quickies! Forget that. ...Quickies in the morning! Quickies! Forget that. We want the full blown, er, bore, er the full on fun that we were too exhausted to enjoy when we finally fell into bed last night.Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12623422545436294378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-60199970915710040362011-01-29T09:05:15.516-06:002011-01-29T09:05:15.516-06:00I call bullshit on anything that's touted as b...I call bullshit on anything that's touted as boosting your immune system. <br /><br />You wanna have sex, have sex, just don't try to bullshit me about it.The Crack Emceehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08366101526773588864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-31664800064516655492011-01-29T08:55:40.396-06:002011-01-29T08:55:40.396-06:00It's always morning somewhere.It's always morning somewhere.rhhardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06901742898653890646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-26207707827905670542011-01-29T08:25:47.462-06:002011-01-29T08:25:47.462-06:00Sex at any time of the day or night is fine. So l...Sex at any time of the day or night is fine. So long as the woman is of the full-flavor variety.<br /><br />PeterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-64438858580808258152011-01-29T08:11:15.563-06:002011-01-29T08:11:15.563-06:00If I woke my wife up at 4:30 I'm pretty sure t...If I woke my wife up at 4:30 I'm pretty sure that sex would not be what she was thinking about.alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231164751097426353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-81289635523087357232011-01-29T08:02:22.772-06:002011-01-29T08:02:22.772-06:00we wake each other with blowjobs...
but it's ...we wake each other with blowjobs...<br /><br />but it's all downhill after that.Palladianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01105490715666718993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-51499336660974002782011-01-29T07:57:45.949-06:002011-01-29T07:57:45.949-06:00Boys Want Sex In The Morning
Boys want
Sex in the...Boys Want Sex In The Morning<br /><br />Boys want<br />Sex in the morning<br />Sex in the morning<br />When I'm not my best<br />Boys want<br />Sex in the morning<br />Sex in the morning<br />Tearing at my breast<br />Boys want<br />Someone who's winsome<br />Someone to pin<br />Someone to undertake<br />Boys want<br />Someone to fall on<br />Someone to crawl on<br />Someone half awake<br /><br />Boys want<br />Sex in the morning<br />Sex in the morning<br />Covers at my knees<br />Boys want<br />Rotten conditions<br />Passive positions<br />I am a trapeze<br />Boys want<br />Someone who's sleepy<br />Someone who's keeping<br />Nothing in too deep<br />Boys want<br />Somebody first hand<br />Someone to burst<br />And then go back to sleep<br /><br />There is nothing I like better<br />Than a jostle now and then<br />With the hands under the sweater<br />And the back that starts to bend<br />But before my eyes are open<br />I don't want to have to hide<br />From a simpleton still poking<br />With a thimbleful of pride<br /><br />Boys want<br />Sex in the morning<br />Sex in the morning<br />Soiling the sheets<br />Boys want<br />Sex while I'm yawning<br />Suddenly spawning<br />When I'm half asleep<br />Boys want<br />Someone unconscious<br />Somebody not just<br />Waiting for a thrill<br />Boys want<br />Sex with surprises<br />Sex with sunrises<br />Someone on the pill<br /><br />There is nothing like a lover<br />Who can satisfy your needs<br />And the joy when you discover<br />Just how often he succeeds<br />But before my eyes can focus<br />I don't need him to surprise<br />By descending like a locust<br />On a field of sleeping thighs<br /><br />Boys want<br />Sex in the morning<br />Sex in the morning<br />When I'm still not fresh<br />Boys want<br />Something that strikes them<br />Someone who likes them<br />Fondling their flesh<br />Boys want<br />Someone to take and<br />Someone to break and<br />Comment on their size<br />Boys want<br />Someone to prod and<br />Someone who'll nod<br />And then just close her eyesBob_Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14013147654544140102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-42158094678419223212011-01-29T07:51:33.564-06:002011-01-29T07:51:33.564-06:00That means I'd have to wake up 3 minutes earli...That means I'd have to wake up 3 minutes earlier.KCFleminghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00124201866124646626noreply@blogger.com