tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post8230363809323907913..comments2024-03-28T07:00:14.349-05:00Comments on Althouse: "In some ways, writing about sex seems more easily accepted in the contemporary literary world than writing about being a person of faith."Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-53312305204319719032013-10-13T22:05:37.085-05:002013-10-13T22:05:37.085-05:00"Outside, I watched a farmer plow his field w..."Outside, I watched a farmer plow his field with yaks. The sky was a deep blue and there was a full moon."Crunchy Froghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12817138913728820310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-32799032113266538292013-10-13T16:04:24.695-05:002013-10-13T16:04:24.695-05:00Yossarian: My fish dream is a sex dream.
Psychiat...Yossarian: My fish dream is a sex dream.<br /><br />Psychiatrist: No, I mean real sex dreams - the kind where you grab some beautiful naked woman and rip off her clothes and throw her down to ravish her and burst into tears because you love and hate he so much you don't know what do to. That's the kind of sex dreams I like to talk about. Don't you ever have sex dreams like that?<br /><br />Yossarian: That's a fish dream.rhhardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06901742898653890646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-37816707204374608892013-10-13T15:34:03.132-05:002013-10-13T15:34:03.132-05:00As a wannabe fiction writer, I find it embarrassin...As a wannabe fiction writer, I find it embarrassing to think that a graphic sex scene I write into a narrative would be read by extended family or, someday, my children.<br /><br />I've written a couple of scenes that included explicit sex, but I've never worked them into the narrative for the reason above. It wasn't the words, (verbs, nouns, etc) that I had such a hard time with. It was constantly thinking that those close to me would see it as a window looking in, right past the soul and straight into the id.<br /><br />As a result, I just retweaked the action a little bit and cut the scenes completely. You can allude and intimate quite a bit. The grammatical version of a good one-piece women's swimsuit.Scott Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02459388007426664813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-85533070520806208002013-10-13T11:09:10.267-05:002013-10-13T11:09:10.267-05:00Uh, I think Annie Liebowitz devirginized that phot...Uh, I think Annie Liebowitz <a href="http://www.rogallery.com/Leibovitz/w-478/Leibovitz-whoopi_goldberg.html" rel="nofollow">devirginized</a> that photo concept with Whoopi Goldberg.George M. Spencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07818413936028778734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-54717384682371068102013-10-13T10:49:53.349-05:002013-10-13T10:49:53.349-05:00That Would Be the Button Above Slot"B". ...That Would Be the Button Above Slot"B". Mistranslated from the Korean.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-40178769879124118512013-10-13T10:42:39.343-05:002013-10-13T10:42:39.343-05:00Naked Sexy Technical Writer Robot says:
Slowly Un...Naked Sexy Technical Writer Robot says:<br /><br />Slowly Unsheathe Tab "A" and Sensuously Insert It into Slot "B".<br /><br />If at First it Does Not Seem To Fit Gently Wiggle Tab "A" Back and Forth: Take Your Time. <br /><br />If This Does Not Work Press the Button Above Tab "B". Insert "Tab "A" Again. Repeat This Process as Necessary.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-58222053283207841572013-10-13T10:40:15.274-05:002013-10-13T10:40:15.274-05:00After a year, the Countess consented for the secon...<a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=jUUrtPJ-L0oC&pg=PA122&lpg=PA122&dq=%22after+a+year+the+countess%22&source=bl&ots=BmwDeVJlvg&sig=OCM4Njl8j37gLKZMxD_OwBSwVAc&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Sb5aUozIH5LiyAG8xIGoBw&ved=0CCwQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22after%20a%20year%20the%20countess%22&f=false" rel="nofollow">After a year</a>, the Countess consented for the second time, and a second marriage was celebrated happier than the first, after which the whole family moved to V_. A whole line of young Russians now followed the first.rhhardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06901742898653890646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-5306673616353690512013-10-13T10:34:27.009-05:002013-10-13T10:34:27.009-05:00Faith deals with shiny shoes.Faith deals with shiny shoes.rhhardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06901742898653890646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-72106368749768907682013-10-13T10:33:41.223-05:002013-10-13T10:33:41.223-05:00Sex scenes are a lot easier to understand with urb...Sex scenes are a lot easier to understand with urban dictionary at hand.rhhardinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06901742898653890646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-53801312452930272662013-10-13T10:19:36.461-05:002013-10-13T10:19:36.461-05:00Naked Russian Novelist Robot says:
Her Room Smell...Naked Russian Novelist Robot says:<br /><br />Her Room Smelled Unmistakably of Butterscotch and Unfairness and Beeswax Candles. The Flickering Flames Illuminated Her Naked Body LIke Hummingbirds at a Shared Feeder: It Was Then That My Man Stalk Hardened Like the Collective's Celery. Outside the Bolsheviks Crept Around the Farmhouse, But They Could Not Step Foot on My Needs, My Need for Her, My Little Naked Red-Breasted Robin of the Meadows: It Was Time For Me to Return to Her Nest and Rustle Her Feathers Like the Wind Does the Trees, Like the Dog Shakes Off Water. Mother of Russia, She Shall Be Mine...<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-8685643139029392352013-10-13T10:08:44.894-05:002013-10-13T10:08:44.894-05:00Naked Nabokov Robot says:
Well, you look so prett...Naked Nabokov Robot says:<br /><br />Well, you look so pretty in it<br />Honey, can I jump on it sometime?<br />Yes, I just wanna see<br />If it's really that expensive kind<br />You know it balances on your head<br />Just like a mattress balances<br />On a bottle of wine<br />Your brand new Lolita pill-box hatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com