tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post7295294139944309495..comments2024-03-28T09:48:56.069-05:00Comments on Althouse: "People touch and pose with Adam’s penis for many reasons."Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-18009729563410658552010-10-22T12:36:07.276-05:002010-10-22T12:36:07.276-05:00Jewish women who dream of the penis after contempl...<i>Jewish women who dream of the penis after contemplating Michelangelo's David are in for two big surprises.</i><br /><br />I am reminded of the character Bobby Shaftoe the Marine in <i>Cryptonomicon</i> calling them either "anteater" or "mushroom." I don't know if WWII Marines actually used that slang or it's a literary invention of author Neal Stephenson.<br /><br />wv: donali<br />Mountain named for textbook publisheryeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11744355622862375574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-24207241414261081682010-10-22T12:29:13.242-05:002010-10-22T12:29:13.242-05:00Hahaha. I live 3 blocks from there, I remember whe...Hahaha. I live 3 blocks from there, I remember when that building went up. I was probably one of the first coupla hundred people to touch the Penis.<br /><br />wv: dinessi<br />species of dinosaur that lives in cold lakes, thought to be extinct but not confirmedyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11744355622862375574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-52430327498376876252010-10-22T11:13:42.517-05:002010-10-22T11:13:42.517-05:00"Just on the other side of the Williams-Sonom..."Just on the other side of the Williams-Sonoma store stands Adam’s partner, Eve. She gets her share of attention, too, but not as much physical contact."<br /><br />That's because her boobs are 10 feet off the ground.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17015502373513905274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-40956300429030891972010-10-22T07:57:04.163-05:002010-10-22T07:57:04.163-05:00@ Peter
I Binged up the image of Eve, and she wou...@ Peter<br /><br />I Binged up the image of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/wallyg/2146724966/" rel="nofollow">Eve</a>, and she would definitely have disappointed you. Not just that, but while she has elephantine hips and thunder-thighs that would have deafened Thor, she was not balanced up top! You'd think the Mother of All would have the rest of the mommy parts!Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16736461252925227611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-33258881571858151502010-10-22T07:15:55.983-05:002010-10-22T07:15:55.983-05:00If it were a statue of Eve, you can be 100% certai...If it were a statue of Eve, you can be 100% certain there'd be no sculpted hair :(<br /><br />PeterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-5451323436744870022010-10-22T06:31:33.534-05:002010-10-22T06:31:33.534-05:00“I walked up and I was looking at his head and boo...<i>“I walked up and I was looking at his head and boom! This thing hits me right in the face,” Ms. Aderhold said.</i><br /><br />That was worth the click, right there.Hucbaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17111826753868595100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-28104818453400145622010-10-22T06:30:45.121-05:002010-10-22T06:30:45.121-05:00The most popular picture in Lower Manhattan ain...The most popular picture in Lower Manhattan ain't of <a href="http://coalitionoftheswilling.net/?p=4460" rel="nofollow"> the Bull's face.</a>Mr. Bingleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12350852621168031374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-24395767006310237422010-10-22T06:21:33.952-05:002010-10-22T06:21:33.952-05:00IMO the appeal of a sculpture of a human in whatev...IMO the appeal of a sculpture of a human in whatever pose or dress is its permanence. It is a little reassurance that people can last forever and will not be forgotten in their form and physical appearance. Of course it does not work...or does it? Like the new way of adding a picture to an obituary, it celebrates something that continues on after death. Some graves are mausoleums, like a small house, adorned with a statue of the deceased.traditionalguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05706120413005530014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-77523414003101886622010-10-22T01:09:04.864-05:002010-10-22T01:09:04.864-05:00Jason's comment prompted me to look up Botero&...Jason's comment prompted me to look up Botero's sculptures. They are fun. There's a reclining female in Cartagena with both breasts rubbed to gold. I wonder if the sculptures provide a sense of sanctuary, offering the safety and freedom to publicly touch something that is and isn't real.MamaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300520132972757396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-79945865360714673492010-10-22T01:05:17.095-05:002010-10-22T01:05:17.095-05:00Does this officially replace Dieter asking us to t...Does this officially replace Dieter asking us to touch his monkey, Klaus?Methadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-77418258505799934872010-10-22T01:04:19.057-05:002010-10-22T01:04:19.057-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Methadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-77077193446847397312010-10-21T23:44:44.737-05:002010-10-21T23:44:44.737-05:00There should be some hand sanitizer there.There should be some hand sanitizer there.Fred4Preshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01574159710712259945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-88155837784614592882010-10-21T21:58:12.170-05:002010-10-21T21:58:12.170-05:00Oh, wait! We could resurrect the "Brittney-S...Oh, wait! We could resurrect the "Brittney-Spears-gives-birth-to-Sean-Preston" sculpture to go along with Adam.<br /><br />http://gawker.com/165659/britney-and-child-as-youve-never-seen-them-before<br /><br />Be warned!! It is completely tasteless!madAsHellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01149940549262340795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-70398760844050351852010-10-21T21:53:37.222-05:002010-10-21T21:53:37.222-05:00No, you have it all wrong.
This is a statue of Al...No, you have it all wrong.<br /><br />This is a statue of AlGore in Portland, Oregon. He's demanding that the masseuse "Take care of this!"<br /><br />w/v: retriza - 3rd degree retina burnsmadAsHellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01149940549262340795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-86296695334209963622010-10-21T21:46:28.228-05:002010-10-21T21:46:28.228-05:00I worked at the Williams-Sonoma, which is about 10...I worked at the Williams-Sonoma, which is about 10 yards from the sculpture, and the people who play with his dick are overwhelmingly foreign tourists. It was really, really weird to see some family waltz up the the guy and pose--with the twelve-year old girl holding the guys wang.<br /><br />My theory is that it was just funny seeing this guy's marriage tackle at such easy access. If this was a bunch of Yanks doing this in, say, Milan it would be a case of utter childishness by those, well, childish Norte Americanos.bandmeetinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17109501069997771332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-29506034321781557112010-10-21T21:29:38.144-05:002010-10-21T21:29:38.144-05:00Palladian: I never suspected you were a 'chase...Palladian: <i>I never suspected you were a 'chaser!<br /><br /></i>Everyone here is talking about these sculptures as if they were lewd. Or if "sex" were a major component of their purpose, which I don't get from them at all.<br /><br />For me, each of Botero's creations could be a character from a picaresque story. He's using them to mock something, but you can tell that at the same time he loves the characters he has created. And because of that they are noble in their folly.Jason (the commenter)https://www.blogger.com/profile/16045360562791361484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-7504514508436192010-10-21T21:20:55.428-05:002010-10-21T21:20:55.428-05:00Apparently this post is an aphrodisiac. I'll ...Apparently this post is an aphrodisiac. I'll need to save it for future online trysts.bagoh20https://www.blogger.com/profile/10915174575358413637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-48422468818725483772010-10-21T21:20:48.708-05:002010-10-21T21:20:48.708-05:00People touch and pose with Adam’s penis for many r...<i>People touch and pose with Adam’s penis for many reasons. Because it’s unusual. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by5i2NI6lvI#t=3m01s" rel="nofollow">Because it’s funny</a></i>.<br /><br />wv - "miestris" = me so hornyWincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15002449963597087316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-45347056231131044182010-10-21T21:17:21.499-05:002010-10-21T21:17:21.499-05:00"Madam I'm Adam"
"Said Mr. Har..."Madam I'm Adam"<br /><br />"Said Mr. Hard 'n"<br /><br />lol c3 and rh.jungathearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052796343893692840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-13452411471782785092010-10-21T21:11:14.331-05:002010-10-21T21:11:14.331-05:00"That's why women put me on a pedestal.&q..."That's why women put me on a pedestal."<br /><br />Need I remind you that this is ALL about "proportion", bagho?<br /><br />I would be more than happy to reach for your "pedestal"...provided you understood that my arms are capably extending to your mount?Pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094488084214911115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-72555187240157403882010-10-21T20:06:16.497-05:002010-10-21T20:06:16.497-05:00"Polish the helmet" has new clarity."Polish the helmet" has new clarity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-8191718295300482372010-10-21T20:02:49.045-05:002010-10-21T20:02:49.045-05:00"What I meant to say was, shorter in stature....<i>"What I meant to say was, shorter in stature. :) "</i><br /><br />That's why women put me on a pedestal.<br /><br />Botero? Is that one of the dudes on Jersey Shore?bagoh20https://www.blogger.com/profile/10915174575358413637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-41088939424719349702010-10-21T20:00:36.638-05:002010-10-21T20:00:36.638-05:00rhhardin said...
"Madam I'm Adam&quo...rhhardin said...<br /><br /> "Madam I'm Adam"<br /><br />And Sir?<br /><br />While I once offered you an apple...I have since learned how to bake... PIE.Pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094488084214911115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-32298407648307121882010-10-21T19:55:35.007-05:002010-10-21T19:55:35.007-05:00Wrap that rascal!
Does this mean that people woul...Wrap that rascal!<br /><br />Does this mean that people wouldn't rub the belly of <br />Buddha statues for luck if he wasn't wearing pants?Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16736461252925227611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-37397955148077219262010-10-21T19:44:46.823-05:002010-10-21T19:44:46.823-05:00"I'd have to say Botero is my favorite co..."I'd have to say Botero is my favorite contemporary painter."<br /><br />I never suspected you were a 'chaser!Palladianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01105490715666718993noreply@blogger.com