tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post720635949088184502..comments2024-03-28T17:30:34.605-05:00Comments on Althouse: Prove you're not a photograph. Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-56935350148697903302013-06-06T22:58:25.276-05:002013-06-06T22:58:25.276-05:00The regular way I raise my eyebrows doesn't do...The regular way I raise my eyebrows doesn't do it. But if I imagine that I'm pinching the space between my eyebrows together while pushing it up forcefully at the same time, I can make it happen.<br /><br />I would not like to have to do this to unlock my phone.Freeman Hunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16202310075717963694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-19265119499788244222013-06-06T17:29:24.918-05:002013-06-06T17:29:24.918-05:00Google's Schmidt will send your silly mug to h...Google's Schmidt will send your silly mug to his buddies in the Obama White House to build up their face recognition data base. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-85246781614855271232013-06-06T17:08:31.466-05:002013-06-06T17:08:31.466-05:00 JAL said...
Can you even raise both eyebrows at t... JAL said...<br />Can you even raise both eyebrows at the same time?<br /><br />Being a skeptic of many things, I would think this would be your normal -- or perhaps it is the furrowed brow?<br /><br />I bet our hostess can give the single eye brow of derision. So much can be said without saying a word.Rustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00938263272237104128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-74814986951131375992013-06-06T16:34:56.473-05:002013-06-06T16:34:56.473-05:00If Eric Holder wants the info on my phone, does he...If Eric Holder wants the info on my phone, does he have to make a funny face? If my phone camera caught that, it might even be worth the privacy intrusion.The Godfatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10575359417766667457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-69038197161535355872013-06-06T16:29:55.048-05:002013-06-06T16:29:55.048-05:00It's simply a way for Google to collect and co...It's simply a way for Google to collect and connect even more of your information. They have everything that has ever been written by or about you on the web, they have all your email (if you use gmail) and at least some of it if you've ever emailed a gmail account, they may have your mobile phone number (anyone who uses a Google service is aware how often they ask for that), they have pictures of your house. With the facial recognition, Google now has your face, and can use the different expressions it asks you to make to calculate fairly accurate measurements of your features, which allows them to more easily identify you in photographs and their surveillance footage... err, I mean Street View.<br /><br />And Google really likes the current American administration, so....Palladianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01105490715666718993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-2257908198078034982013-06-06T16:24:56.940-05:002013-06-06T16:24:56.940-05:00I can raise my left eyebrow but not the right one....I can raise my left eyebrow but not the right one.MadisonManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01212179466758420208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-70652549854656100272013-06-06T16:24:50.966-05:002013-06-06T16:24:50.966-05:00Two of my kids, as toddlers, asked, "Dad, why...Two of my kids, as toddlers, asked, "Dad, why do you have those lines on your forehead?" when they had done something to irritate him. Although they asked in innocence, truly not getting that he was a bit ticked off at them, it was actually pretty good strategy because it made us laugh.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641560429425448503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-30212525689573949232013-06-06T16:16:25.120-05:002013-06-06T16:16:25.120-05:00"Stop it!!...or else your face will freeze li..."Stop it!!...or else your face will freeze like that"<br />Things my mother would tell me.madAsHellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01149940549262340795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-69700035803502586102013-06-06T16:14:52.413-05:002013-06-06T16:14:52.413-05:00It's easier to raise both eyebrows at the same...<i>It's easier to raise both eyebrows at the same time to to do the one-eyebrow thing. Like blinking versus winking.</i><br /><br />The need to verity the truthiness of Althouse's remarks via an electronic intertubes podcast video slash fax transcript, and any other terms covered by my patens, arises.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-24897629436999514932013-06-06T16:06:55.633-05:002013-06-06T16:06:55.633-05:00Future top road hazard: gurning while driving. Future top road hazard: gurning while driving. Pribekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14514550835842428377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-24925515807405092412013-06-06T16:05:48.898-05:002013-06-06T16:05:48.898-05:00"Can you even raise both eyebrows at the same..."Can you even raise both eyebrows at the same time?"<br /><br />It's easier to raise both eyebrows at the same time to to do the one-eyebrow thing. Like blinking versus winking.Ann Althousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-22751810495780651052013-06-06T15:52:47.240-05:002013-06-06T15:52:47.240-05:00" ego smoothing skin via expansion" = sw..." ego smoothing skin via expansion" = swelling head <br />Product = make-up <br />Just a joke, fluffernuttered.Jaskehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08501826057380223725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-84979119850445386302013-06-06T15:51:14.826-05:002013-06-06T15:51:14.826-05:00So it's true what they say about Brits and bad...So it's true what they say about Brits and bad teeth. <br /><br />And now the hair too?BarrySanders20https://www.blogger.com/profile/05746075364579483752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-30415258564858528902013-06-06T15:49:24.949-05:002013-06-06T15:49:24.949-05:00I don't have a lockout on my phone.
Its ridic...I don't have a lockout on my phone.<br /><br />Its ridiculous.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-4484101995471496422013-06-06T15:47:42.806-05:002013-06-06T15:47:42.806-05:00When I upgraded my Android phone, I thought the fa...When I upgraded my Android phone, I thought the facial unlock feature was cool. The first time it asked me to blink, I laughed out loud. Oh, so someone would have to cut the eyes out of a picture of me...so much more complicated. It reminded me of a (perhaps apocryphal) story about cigarette machines in Japan that younger kids would fool with pictures from magazines. <br /><br />As upper case, symbols and numbers became required in passwords, so will the newest security features need to become ever more complex. And, as they do, those who are truly motivated to skirt them will always stay several steps ahead.KLDAVIShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11739096339024969075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-22280982655534407452013-06-06T15:45:30.899-05:002013-06-06T15:45:30.899-05:00If you ever get mad at Meade (if), you can always ...If you ever get mad at Meade (if), you can always copy that look.edutcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15033144261502435196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-16377737033162360952013-06-06T15:43:21.723-05:002013-06-06T15:43:21.723-05:00Can you even raise both eyebrows at the same time?...Can you even raise both eyebrows at the same time?<br /><br />Being a skeptic of many things, I would think this would be your normal -- or perhaps it is the furrowed brow?JALhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15503869597362866878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-1785740379687992632013-06-06T15:42:16.285-05:002013-06-06T15:42:16.285-05:00Are phones that vulnerable that security innovatio...Are phones that vulnerable that security innovations are making it imperative or is this a <i>let us show you what we can do just because we can</i> kind of thing.<br /><br />Or maybe a little of both.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-58449342816828448472013-06-06T15:38:46.381-05:002013-06-06T15:38:46.381-05:00Thanks for the tip though!Thanks for the tip though!Ann Althousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-6233634072435281202013-06-06T15:38:28.991-05:002013-06-06T15:38:28.991-05:00"Botox?"
I was going to say people with..."Botox?"<br /><br />I was going to say people with botox have the same thing, but for me it's like the way some people can't roll their tongue.<br /><br />"It's not the bangs hiding wrinkles, it's the ego smoothing skin via expansion. Or product, whichever."<br /><br />What does that even mean?<br /><br />"Raise both eyebrows. Presto: forehead wrinkle."<br /><br />I understand the concept but it doesn't work.Ann Althousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-64683727082565138292013-06-06T15:34:44.255-05:002013-06-06T15:34:44.255-05:00Raise both eyebrows. Presto: forehead wrinkle.Raise both eyebrows. Presto: forehead wrinkle.ricpichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01321511130788764861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-1536054189329139342013-06-06T15:28:54.499-05:002013-06-06T15:28:54.499-05:00I can't make it go away.I can't make it go away.bagoh20https://www.blogger.com/profile/10915174575358413637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-71006709802139196142013-06-06T15:28:51.767-05:002013-06-06T15:28:51.767-05:00Swollen head.Swollen head.Astrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03588265716990310130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-65299612801532850792013-06-06T15:28:06.190-05:002013-06-06T15:28:06.190-05:00It's not the bangs hiding wrinkles, it's t...It's not the bangs hiding wrinkles, it's the ego smoothing skin via expansion. Or product, whichever.Jaskehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08501826057380223725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-90595578880157624702013-06-06T15:21:39.399-05:002013-06-06T15:21:39.399-05:00Botox?Botox?Chip S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13210586187250159751noreply@blogger.com