tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post5189767162721636873..comments2024-03-29T07:48:00.314-05:00Comments on Althouse: "Let's have a spelling bee to determine the presidency. I'm guessing we'd get Cruise."Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-22227512557501754102016-02-28T07:14:26.802-06:002016-02-28T07:14:26.802-06:00Endorsements? Marco is furiously working the phone...<i>Endorsements? Marco is furiously working the phones, pleading with McConnell, Ryan and Boehner not to endorse him.</i><br /><br />"Mitch? This is Marco."<br /><br />"Hey, Marco."<br /><br />"I want to thank you on this Supreme Court stall you're running. Hold the line, buddy. You're doing great."<br /><br />"Thanks."<br /><br />"You rock."<br /><br />"Thank you."<br /><br />"Mitch McConnell is the man!"<br /><br />"Thank you, thank you."<br /><br />"What do you think about Ted as a Supreme Court nominee?"<br /><br />"I don't know. He's a troublemaker."<br /><br />"Yeah, yeah. Let's get him on the Supreme Court. Make some trouble over there."<br /><br />"Yeah."<br /><br />"Get him off the campaign trail, and out of the Senate."<br /><br />"Yeah, yeah!"<br /><br />"I hear he doesn't like <b><i>Roe v. Wade</i></b>."<br /><br />"Yeah, I don't like it, either. That opinion sucks."<br /><br />"What do you say, Mitch? Marco for President, Ted for Supreme Court? Speak up! Now is the time for the Grand Old Party to kick some ass."<br /><br />"That fucking Obama, I hate that guy."<br /><br />"Hillary."<br /><br />"Right, right. Hillary. She sucks too."<br /><br />"Come on Mitch! Hold the line. Save the country. You can do it, brother."<br /><br />"So you want my endorsement?"<br /><br />"Yes!"<br /><br />"I don't know. I got to think about it."Saint Croixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876368500159112781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-85660809186813976892016-02-28T07:09:34.046-06:002016-02-28T07:09:34.046-06:00"First they mention "a spelling bee"..."First they mention "a spelling bee", then they misspell "Hillary" and "Cruz". The stupid, it burns..."<br /><br />It sure does!Ann Althousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-40312887553815124372016-02-28T06:58:52.167-06:002016-02-28T06:58:52.167-06:00"Not Hilary? How sexist of you."
It'..."Not Hilary? How sexist of you."<br /><br />It's Hillary. Not Hilary.Curious Georgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440726941494085334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-25606853524769933992016-02-28T06:34:01.013-06:002016-02-28T06:34:01.013-06:00First they mention "a spelling bee", the...<i>First they mention "a spelling bee", then they misspell "Hillary" and "Cruz". The stupid, it burns...</i><br /><br />When a comment seems that easy, it is often wise to consider whether one is being set up.tim in vermonthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06547980465313241972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-88225523965578349312016-02-28T05:42:13.930-06:002016-02-28T05:42:13.930-06:00Endorsements? Marco is furiously working the phon...Endorsements? Marco is furiously working the phones, pleading with McConnell, Ryan and Boehner not to endorse him. Humperdinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08765464624483404218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-42852638125791078132016-02-28T05:39:54.228-06:002016-02-28T05:39:54.228-06:00"Mr. President. How are you, sir?"
&qu..."Mr. President. How are you, sir?"<br /><br />"I'm fine, Marco. How are you?"<br /><br />"Oh, you know. Drinking a lot of water."<br /><br />"Right."<br /><br />"Trying not to make pee jokes."<br /><br />"Right. You never know when a pee joke might bite you in the ass."<br /><br />"That's right. I was wondering, sir, are you voting in the Texas primary?"<br /><br />"Yes I am."<br /><br />"Would you mind if I ask, who are you voting for?"<br /><br />"You know, my own father wouldn't endorse me."<br /><br />"I know!"<br /><br />"Or Jeb. You got to make it on your own! That's what he said. I said, shit, Dad. What about the good of the country?"<br /><br />"Did that work?"<br /><br />"No. He was all, nepotism sucks."<br /><br />"I'm okay with nepotism."<br /><br />"I know, right?"<br /><br />"Of all the -isms, I think nepotism has to be one of the best."<br /><br />"How are you and Jeb getting along?"<br /><br />"Not so good."<br /><br />"Right."<br /><br />"I might have said something. I can't remember."<br /><br />"Right!"<br /><br />"I'm sure it's on youtube, whatever it is. I like your brother."<br /><br />"I don't think he's going to be endorsing you."<br /><br />"Yeah, I didn't ask him."<br /><br />"Or my dad. Or my mom."<br /><br />"I don't want to cause any family friction."<br /><br />"You won't."<br /><br />"Just trying to save the country."<br /><br />"Right."<br /><br />"From the forces of evil and tyranny."<br /><br />"Yeah, that's what Ted said."Saint Croixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876368500159112781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-19145260146761819252016-02-28T05:05:02.169-06:002016-02-28T05:05:02.169-06:00An endorsement from George W. Bush might be helpfu...An endorsement from George W. Bush might be helpful right about now.<br /><br />Hey Marco! No voice mails, dummy!Saint Croixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876368500159112781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-56271698859962575082016-02-28T04:44:41.725-06:002016-02-28T04:44:41.725-06:00Missile or Online Guidance System?
Jury's sti...Missile or Online Guidance System?<br /><br />Jury's still stuck in the mud. I know the intersection. Got dragged through all the crap I learned back in high school. Pity no one has caught on. Turn the light on. I'll show you my moderate vote.Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09903904675946934952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-87380764637450939692016-02-27T23:46:02.215-06:002016-02-27T23:46:02.215-06:00How do you spell 'grifter'? H..I..L..L..A....How do you spell 'grifter'? H..I..L..L..A..R..Y!<br /><br />How do you spell communist 'useful fool'? B..E..R..N..I..E!<br /><br />How do you spell 'used car salesman'? T..R..U..M..P!<br /><br />So please folks, vote for anybody but these three. They are all just different forms of herpes.Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11635784352780834494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-65321949549131128822016-02-27T23:28:07.526-06:002016-02-27T23:28:07.526-06:00Is that a trick link? Or one that just doesn't...Is that a trick link? Or one that just doesn't work. rcommalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00301180339680504471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-87211443893344250522016-02-27T22:43:51.024-06:002016-02-27T22:43:51.024-06:00First they mention "a spelling bee", the...First they mention "a spelling bee", then they misspell "Hillary" and "Cruz". The stupid, it burns...Rich Rostromhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13262703348236110420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-86879739112043703482016-02-27T22:29:15.724-06:002016-02-27T22:29:15.724-06:00I think this is a spot on article about the Hillar...I think this is a spot on <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/26/trump-vs-clinton-the-election-no-one-wants-commentary.html" rel="nofollow">article</a> about the Hillary-Trump train wreck. <br /><br />The election nobody wants!Saint Croixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17876368500159112781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-68139528354620248842016-02-27T19:25:42.704-06:002016-02-27T19:25:42.704-06:00No, I'm sorry, that's Hillary with two Ls....No, I'm sorry, that's Hillary with two Ls. No presidency for you. On to our next contestant. Larvellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10586096462748571461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-36699514504493415752016-02-27T18:50:07.787-06:002016-02-27T18:50:07.787-06:00I'm pretty sure Tom Cruise is Canadian.I'm pretty sure Tom Cruise is Canadian.Char Char Binks, Esq.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10649888089413308406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-17224405464950130982016-02-27T17:51:02.455-06:002016-02-27T17:51:02.455-06:00I have trouble with Hillary. I can never remember ...I have trouble with Hillary. I can never remember whether it has 1 l or 2.<br /><br />If you look up famous people with first name Hillary, there seems to be a lot with 1 and a lot with 2.<br /><br />Maybe she is the one spelling it wrong?<br /><br />John HenryJohn Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05059334464714085746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-90507448974261689062016-02-27T16:34:25.588-06:002016-02-27T16:34:25.588-06:00Tongue in cheek, I guess, but seriously: I would b...Tongue in cheek, I guess, but seriously: I would bet on Cruz because of his extensive legal writing experience and his audiographic memory.RigelDoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09823965089023308064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-34306329133373803092016-02-27T16:27:51.756-06:002016-02-27T16:27:51.756-06:00Cruise? My money's on Cruzio. Either one of ...Cruise? My money's on Cruzio. Either one of the Cubans at this point.Humperdinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08765464624483404218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-40083022045371689482016-02-27T15:24:02.559-06:002016-02-27T15:24:02.559-06:00Blogger David Begley said...
That Trump woman is a...<b>Blogger David Begley said...<br />That Trump woman is almost as bad as Josh Earnest. I've seen her on TV. Dumb as a rock. She just repeats her idiotic talking points and horse race results. Perfect as a Trump nominee to SCOTUS.</b><br /><br />It's a good thing she isn't running for President, just repeating talking points like Trump and Rubio do.<br /><br />On the other hand, Cruz is much better than that. He's the last adult in the room (Kasich and Carson are too, but they are way behind).<br /><br />Not much choice left if you want to vote for the non-talking point candidate.erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18421496691136153382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-25707253660107286302016-02-27T15:19:00.397-06:002016-02-27T15:19:00.397-06:00Does anyone else think the necklace she is wearing...Does anyone else think the necklace she is wearing is made of dummy pistol and rifle cartridges? Must be an NRA special!khesanh0802https://www.blogger.com/profile/11792377924992548208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-32694880260951803922016-02-27T14:42:20.873-06:002016-02-27T14:42:20.873-06:00Droll. Would've been just as funny, though, wi...Droll. Would've been just as funny, though, without the "sexist" part.Beldarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13404583858244777905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-127100533605755022016-02-27T13:07:47.892-06:002016-02-27T13:07:47.892-06:00I like Hil-liar-ly. I like Hil-liar-ly. traditionalguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05706120413005530014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-1575269876765498352016-02-27T12:34:01.989-06:002016-02-27T12:34:01.989-06:00From Obama to Clinton to Cruz, my guess is that th...From Obama to Clinton to Cruz, my guess is that they would all misspell t-r-i-l-l-i-o-n. Obama and Clinton misspell b-a-b-y and h-u-m-a-n on a Democrat principle.n.nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04252447117532342957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-41406835798741612392016-02-27T12:30:45.729-06:002016-02-27T12:30:45.729-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.n.nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04252447117532342957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-36470876859346579752016-02-27T12:18:56.594-06:002016-02-27T12:18:56.594-06:00That Trump woman is almost as bad as Josh Earnest....That Trump woman is almost as bad as Josh Earnest. I've seen her on TV. Dumb as a rock. She just repeats her idiotic talking points and horse race results. Perfect as a Trump nominee to SCOTUS.David Begleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01553331226126840029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-42261524372106765142016-02-27T12:04:50.621-06:002016-02-27T12:04:50.621-06:00Thanks, Tim. Apropos. Though we liked Theodora, ...Thanks, Tim. Apropos. Though we liked Theodora, she did get on our nerves sometimes.Original Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01714345479248980398noreply@blogger.com