tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post4847312696885807862..comments2024-03-28T16:19:45.131-05:00Comments on Althouse: "I'm desperate to go back to normal. I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D."Ann Althousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01630636239933008807noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-13856988614552407752010-08-28T19:23:41.466-05:002010-08-28T19:23:41.466-05:00finally iron cleared up the mystery.
The hairless...finally iron cleared up the mystery.<br /><br />The hairless look is a natural progression: first the pits, then the legs, then the bikini line, the landing strip, the Hitler mustache, the tiny v -- women like to be in control of their body hair.former law studenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15196697206046544350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-6427281543618007492010-08-27T15:52:17.158-05:002010-08-27T15:52:17.158-05:00I'm with Lem on this one: Heidi Montag had an ...I'm with Lem on this one: Heidi Montag had an extremely pretty face... before she went and had it transformed into... well... every other girl's face in Los Angeles. This actually bothers me more than what she did to her breasts, but I'm glad that, given the health problems she's facing as a consequence, she's having that undone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-40460033960885946152010-08-27T08:40:10.599-05:002010-08-27T08:40:10.599-05:00Dr. Ryan was negligent in performing all of that s...Dr. Ryan was negligent in performing all of that surgery on Montag..in one day no less.<br /><br />Montag was clearly mentally unstable to have asked for all of that surgery. Again - all to be done in one day.<br /><br />Me thinks that now that which went around has come back around again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-32305839048456281712010-08-27T00:14:25.147-05:002010-08-27T00:14:25.147-05:00Rich B said...
Somebody has to come up with r...<i>Rich B said...<br /><br /> Somebody has to come up with retractable breasts. Then you can adjust their size depending on how you feel, when you need to work out, hug your dogs, etc.</i><br /><br />I believe they make air inflatable implants. I believe. Not exactly sure. Also, I do know that the saline implants can be filled or unfilled as necessary, but I think both air/saline still require a surgical procedure to fine tune the appearance.Methadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-40709242398550454652010-08-27T00:12:06.940-05:002010-08-27T00:12:06.940-05:00Aside from her being a complete and total moron. I...Aside from her being a complete and total moron. I think her plastic surgery did wonders for her looks. I can't feel her pain, but I'd rather not worry about that. I personally think she looks great. Clyde says she looks like an expensive sex doll. Yeah, well, what do you think she wanted to become? She may want to bring the girls down to a D or a DD, but they will still look good on her. The only thing I really object to about her surgery has been the franken-chin she chose to get implanted. Totally elongated her face. Outside of that, keep it rollin' honey. Besides, her shelf life is going to be very limited. Once she tags 40+ she will need to seriously maintain all of that work and it's all downhill from there.Methadrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07828014989470539375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-46145160580837453612010-08-26T21:48:05.731-05:002010-08-26T21:48:05.731-05:00@bagoh20
Honestly, I don't think anything ...@bagoh20 <br /><br />Honestly, I don't think anything equals looking good on a day-to-day, moment-by-moment happiness basis. Greater accomplishments are more deeply satisfying, but they are just as over once they are done. Your life is made up of moments. <br /><br />If I look with pride on some accomplishment, or enjoy an activity, or a relationship, that's great, but the rest of the time I'm with myself looking good and feeling good (they are often the same) or not. And looking good makes the accomplishments that much more sweet - see Angelina flying her plane. Isn't it just a little more interesting that its effing Angelina flying a plane?<br /><br />I don't mean mutilating yourself in a sad attempt to be the best-looking person in the room, but we all know the difference between when we look the best we can, or ever have, and when we don't. <br /><br />Let's not downplay the importance of how important looks really are. By the time they fade, a lot of people get a lot of mileage and money out of them. Their attractiveness puts them on more exciting life trajectory from the beginning that has the potential to compound as time passes.<br /><br />So in a way, I feel for this woman. All she wanted was a ticket for the train that some gain access to just by being born. Case in point - Pamela Anderson. I think her chest is hideous, but I would never deny that her life would be mundane as hell if she'd never gotten the implants.<br /><br />It'd be nice if it didn't matter. I agree 100 percent. But it does. The fact that it does should never ever be an excuse for cruelty. It shouldn't. It'd probably be a better world. Or rather, it'd be great if everyone really were naturally beautiful so they could enjoy it. There are a million variations of beauty - which is not the same as saying everyone is beautiful.jamboreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10072654852275348264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-11303701255996493902010-08-26T21:09:01.063-05:002010-08-26T21:09:01.063-05:00Who is Heidi Montag and who is Daniel Tosh?
That...Who is Heidi Montag and who is Daniel Tosh? <br /><br />That's the best thing about hitting 40. Being off the auction block and so naturally unconcerned. Beyond a smattering of names, many of whom I know because of my 11-yr-old, I have no idea who anyone is. I may as well be reading the UK Daily Mail. And I used to live and work in Los Angeles in my early 20s. lol.<br /><br />(BTW, I nominate the UK tabloids as the most depressing that you can read anywhere. I don't know how they do it. I don't know who 80 percent of the people are, don't care, and yet if I click one link off an aggregate site, it's like the Dementors in Harry Potter. I find it almost impossible to get away for a good 15 minutes and by then I'm vacant-eyed and nearly suicidal - my soul in a state of disrepair.)jamboreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10072654852275348264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-81635863742924128852010-08-26T21:03:14.793-05:002010-08-26T21:03:14.793-05:00Well, it looks very natural to have what are to al...Well, it looks very natural to have what are to all appearances two sliced halves of a giant ostrich egg stuck under her skin so her bra stays taut. I mean, who wouldn't want to have that look?millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06288790458928188846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-91949218867400197142010-08-26T19:46:57.959-05:002010-08-26T19:46:57.959-05:00I can't live an everyday life.
Sadly, she wou...<i>I can't live an everyday life.</i><br /><br />Sadly, she wouldn't know an everyday life if it smacked her hard right in the boobs.<br /><br />And no, she does not want to live one. Otherwise she wouldn't be standing arouns half naked whining about her custom made size Gs at the age of 23.JALhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15503869597362866878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-18863753729850674882010-08-26T18:29:23.280-05:002010-08-26T18:29:23.280-05:00Peter, fwiwPeter, <a href="http://www.salon.com/life/feature/2008/12/11/bush_back" rel="nofollow">fwiw</a>Bushman of the Kohlrabihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02195084346440543676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-15120981337748878582010-08-26T16:43:53.566-05:002010-08-26T16:43:53.566-05:00Peter. Haven't you heard? Bush is back!
Do yo...<i>Peter. Haven't you heard? Bush is back!</i><br /><br />Do you mean that George P. Bush is going to run for President in 2016? That's the only context in which your statement may be true. If we're talking about women's grooming habits, "extinct" is a more accurate word. More than 75% of all women in the 18 - 50 age range are completely hairless, and almost all of the others have nothing more than landing strips or tiny patches.<br /><br />PeterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-59847663153203617642010-08-26T16:15:58.414-05:002010-08-26T16:15:58.414-05:00Circus tits are never a good look. Don't these...Circus tits are never a good look. Don't these women know that hips-to-waist ratio is a more important metric?Bushman of the Kohlrabihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02195084346440543676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-45507847925246190492010-08-26T16:06:50.173-05:002010-08-26T16:06:50.173-05:00Peter. Haven't you heard? Bush is back!Peter. Haven't you heard? Bush is back!Bushman of the Kohlrabihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02195084346440543676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-9255485863807155952010-08-26T15:51:43.000-05:002010-08-26T15:51:43.000-05:00If there is anything remotely good about the Hideo...If there is <i>anything</i> remotely good about the Hideous Pedophilic Bald Eagle, it's that it is reversible. Stay away from the razor and an adult woman can start looking like an actual adult woman once again.<br /><br />PeterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-26454364888593130402010-08-26T15:38:42.287-05:002010-08-26T15:38:42.287-05:00I'm not turned on by Skipper, I am envious. I ...<i>I'm not turned on by Skipper, I am envious. I lift my arms and nothing like that happens.</i><br /><br />No matter how many times or how furiously you flap your arms....LOL<br /><br />I remember that doll. I was much too old to be interested in dolls and never really played with dolls much anyway, but a doll with growing boobs was rather impressive.Dust Bunny Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13341429444562280127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-27840473722476990272010-08-26T15:29:16.195-05:002010-08-26T15:29:16.195-05:00Big Mike, I'm not turned on by Skipper, I am e...Big Mike, I'm not turned on by Skipper, I am envious. I lift my arms and nothing like that happens.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-83491365781282378252010-08-26T15:13:48.117-05:002010-08-26T15:13:48.117-05:00I watched Brown Bunny (2003) the other day and it ...I watched Brown Bunny (2003) the other day and it had a scene with Cheryl Tiegs.<br /><br />I thought, WOW she still looks hot.<br /><br />No way she would have remained that beautiful had she gotten plastic surgery.<br /><br />Shit.. I thought I googled Cheryl Tiegs just in case and plastic surgery did come up.. <a href="http://news.makemeheal.com/celebrity-plastic-surgery/is-former-supermodel-cheryl-tiegs-staying-young-with-plastic-surgery/" rel="nofollow">It did</a>.<br /><br />I still say the movie was made in 2003 and she still had no plastic surgery then.. and she looked really good.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-11524838932825161362010-08-26T15:01:01.597-05:002010-08-26T15:01:01.597-05:00Faces have a quality that has been harnessed by ev...Faces have a quality that has been harnessed by evolution.. in the sense we are supposed to tell a lot by reading the face.. friend or foe, moods and all the things that derive from that.<br /><br />You get plastic surgery and it is as if you are taking a dump on thousands of years of work.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-90084361148496200442010-08-26T14:52:04.989-05:002010-08-26T14:52:04.989-05:00She's not very good looking.
She used to look...<i>She's not very good looking</i>.<br /><br />She used to look better b4 the surgery.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-14864201893557848282010-08-26T14:49:05.912-05:002010-08-26T14:49:05.912-05:00He significant other has acquired a different look...He significant other has acquired a different look of his own.. <a href="http://x17online.com/celebrities/spencer_pratt/x17_xclusive_spencer_pratt_heidi_montag_wont_talk_to_me_because_im_loco_-07262010.php" rel="nofollow">he's walking around with a surf board</a>.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-3779764190875077602010-08-26T14:42:45.081-05:002010-08-26T14:42:45.081-05:00Who in the hell is Heidi Montag? I never heard of ...<i>Who in the hell is Heidi Montag? I never heard of her <br /><br /></i>Be grateful.<br /><br />I have been convinced from the beginning that she and her stupid husband are fake people who run their entire lives trying to get in gossip rags and reality shows.knoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231876226573540476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-46051862889246345102010-08-26T14:40:55.749-05:002010-08-26T14:40:55.749-05:00..and surgery is her only real basis for fame.
In...<i>..and surgery is her only real basis for fame</i>.<br /><br />Inevitably the work of another doctor will be compared to the work of the dead doctor.<br /><br />Usually when I was handed a drawing to add to it or to make small changes, I could not help myself and redo an bunch of things I thought did not "look right".<br /><br />I wonder if editors have the same temptation.Lem the artificially intelligent https://www.blogger.com/profile/03569712564034666751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-5888152419818715852010-08-26T14:33:46.521-05:002010-08-26T14:33:46.521-05:00@Class factotum, you got turned on by a Skipper do...@Class factotum, you got turned on by a <i>Skipper doll</i>.Big Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15831645119853118904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-49570436054226908082010-08-26T14:25:47.579-05:002010-08-26T14:25:47.579-05:00Somebody has to come up with retractable breasts
...<i>Somebody has to come up with retractable breasts</i><br /><br />There was a Barbie (Skipper) like that. You raised her arms and her breasts grew.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6329595.post-74438993312523303502010-08-26T13:50:03.532-05:002010-08-26T13:50:03.532-05:00...it's not just her boobs that have gotten th......it's not just her boobs that have gotten the treatment...<br /><br />http://www.mylifetime.com/all-the-looks/hairs-the-scoop-blog/what-happened-to-heidi-montagOld N' Crankyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17264770936985846669noreply@blogger.com