27 अगस्त 2026

Oh, no! Now, we have to call Lake Ontario "Lake America."

I'm reading "Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as Lake America, escalating Canada feud/President Donald Trump called Canadian officials 'nasty people' and said the country 'has been ripping us off for a long time on trade, very sadly.'"

“We filed all the necessary papers, documents, everything else,” Trump said. “We notified all the various people that we have to notify. So we’ve done everything that you have to do. And this is official, effective immediately.”

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Vance ने कहा…

I somehow think this is "less offensive" that what we tried in the Revolutionary and War of 1812....

William50 ने कहा…

Regardless of what Trump says or does, they will always be the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario to me.

Peachy+2 ने कहा…

why? this is dumb.

Disparity of Cult ने कहा…

Per Grok, five U.S. states have well-known incorporated places named Ontario --
California
Oregon
Ohio
Wisconsin
New York

bagoh20 ने कहा…

Indisputable G.O.A.T: Greatest Of All Trolls.
Now if we could just die the whole thing gold.

This seems crazy to the rest of us, because we have never been the prime alpha, the top dog, the swinging dong in the kingdom. Trump has been that his whole life and reminding people of it, especially adversaries, is a main part of the script for that character. You have to play it convincingly.

bagoh20 ने कहा…

If they want to, I guess Canada could decide to rename the United States to the "Confederate States of Canada". I don't think we can stop them.

BG ने कहा…

Au contraire - if anything it should be changed to Lake New York.

rhhardin ने कहा…

Le lac America, it will be known as.

Jersey Fled ने कहा…

Consider Leftie noses tweaked.

Peachy+2 ने कहा…

It's a native American name and this will just make more people hate him.
Waste of time. Like we need MORE leftist hate?

RCOCEAN II ने कहा…

No no. Change it to Katarokwi - the Indian name. Or spell it right. Its Ontarí'io

RCOCEAN II ने कहा…

Another massive troll by Trump. I'm going to miss him when he's gone.

Mason G ने कहा…

"It's a native American name and this will just make more people hate him."

Nobody is going to think "I like what Trump's done up to now, but this is just too much. Now I hate him."

bagoh20 ने कहा…

While were at it, lets just drop the "North" from "North America".

bagoh20 ने कहा…

Ontario: " Common translations are “beautiful lake,” “great lake,” “sparkling water,” or “lake of shining waters.”
Indigenous peoples who lived around the lake used versions of this name long before Europeans arrived. The first European known to have seen the lake was Étienne Brûlé in 1615. French explorers and mapmakers began using “Ontario” for the lake by 1641; it appears on maps by 1656. They also tried other names (Lac Frontenac, Lac St. Louis), but the Indigenous name is the one that lasted. ~ Grok

tcrosse ने कहा…

To really piss off the bien pensants he could name it Lake Calhoun (Minneapolis reference).

jim5301 ने कहा…

Now that he's won the war he can turn his brilliant mind to more important things.

bagoh20 ने कहा…

In a related E.O., Trump has named himself as Chief of all Indigenous peoples in the Americas, so it is still an Indigenous name.

Chuckercanuck Alive Again ने कहा…

"If they want to, I guess Canada could decide to rename the United States to the "Confederate States of Canada". I don't think we can stop them"
I'm told the Canadian government is giving serious consideration to renaming Manhattan "Epstein Island". Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Peachy+2 ने कहा…

Trolling is often annoying.

Peachy+2 ने कहा…

"Trump has named himself as Chief of all Indigenous peoples."
I wish. That would be worth our time.

DINKY DAU 45 ने कहा…

Many people say THE American side of the once Niagara Falls is going to be called EPSTEIN FALLS. A tariff for a tariff! beautiful. Children in the playpen...

Mason G ने कहा…

"Consider Leftie noses tweaked."

The left is okay with enabling voting fraud, stealing tax dollars intended for the poor, killing unborn babies, letting violent criminals out of jail, preventing illegal alien rapists and murderers from being deported and assassinating their political opponents but renaming a lake is a bridge too far?

It's funny what sets them off, don't you think?

hanuman_prodigious_leaper ने कहा…

Did Trump Mail In delivery of signed and sealed paperwork or hand over in person?

n.n ने कहा…

Someone named rhe continent "North America", an American trilogy, united in states.

bagoh20 ने कहा…

I would like to rename Lake Michigan to "Lake Taqiyya". It's has a pretty sound. It sounds like mermaids riding a unicorn playin flutes.

RCOCEAN II ने कहा…

People who clutch their pearls over Trump's "Vulgarity" and "Trolling" are the same losers who gave Romney and McCain. And would have given us DeSantis and Yeb! if they'd had their way.

Good losers. But Still losers.

RCOCEAN II ने कहा…

BTW, Rod Dreher is still doing this. Whenever he's given a chance he's still attacking trump's "character" or actions. He wants signal "Dont think I'm one of those icky MAGA types. I'm a reasonable conservative".

He alternates that with moaning about how Nazis are on the march and how terrible the DSA is.

Meade ने कहा…

“Au contraire - if anything it should be changed to Lake New York”

Lake Empire (but unfortunately I was not consulted.)

bagoh20 ने कहा…

It seems that at least one of them should be called "Lake Inferior".

Leland ने कहा…

HAMES doesn’t work as well. Perhaps SHAME?
Whatever you do, don’t dead name it.

Mason G ने कहा…

"Lake Empire (but unfortunately I was not consulted.)"

Not Lake Constitutional Republic?

Jim at ने कहा…

I never cease to be amused by the outrage he creates from all the usual suspects.

You do know you don't have to swing at every pitch, right?

Left Bank of the Charles ने कहा…

If we are going to get out of our $40 trillion of national debt, Trump is just the President to do that and he may be trying to provoke a war with Canada.to that end.

Canada declares war over Lake America. We surrender unconditionally. Canada makes America a Province, the Canadian Dollar our currency, and our debt goes the way of Confederate bonds.

bagoh20 ने कहा…

He may be wild and pissing people off for nothing, but when I think back to McCain and Romney being our alternatives to corruption, I'll take this any day. They were both just Obama in A Whiter Shade of Pale.

n.n ने कहा…

Lake America is equitable and inclusive without the legacy of cultural appropriation hanging over native Americans of both national jurisdictions.

Mason G ने कहा…

"You do know you don't have to swing at every pitch, right?"

But they do. If they don't, even more demented leftards will turn on them for not speaking up.

Mason G ने कहा…

J.H. at Powerline has gotten his panties in a bunch over this, so it's official- renaming the lake was the right thing to do.

bagoh20 ने कहा…

If North Korea can call themselves a Democratic People's Republic. We can call lakes whatever we want. At least "Lake America" isn't wildly inaccurate, and the "Gulf of America" makes more sense the the "Gulf of Mexico".

I don't expect either to stick long term, even if Trump brings world peace, the golden age of humanity, and flying cars.

bagoh20 ने कहा…

"You do know you don't have to swing at every pitch, right?"

But if they do, you can't resist throwing some wild ones over their heads just to watch them swing anyway.

This seems crazy until you take a quick look at what the Dems are up to lately. "I promise to do nothing worse than rename stuff for nothing" is back to normality by comparison.

Ice Nine ने कहा…

>bagoh20 said...
Indisputable G.O.A.T: Greatest Of All Trolls.<

Remind me again why it is important for a President of the United States to troll?

Meade ने कहा…

This now becomes Liberation Day for the millions of Ontarians who have been, for generations, eager to proudly self-identify as AMERICANS.

n.n ने कहा…

Ontario

Canadian province, also one of the Great Lakes between Canada and New York, from Mohawk (Iroquoian) ontari:io "beautiful lake" or "great lake," from /-qtar-/ "lake, river." Related: Ontarian.
- etymonline.com

Intersectional geography? Is a double-edged scalpel.

Mason G ने कहा…

I don't know that it's so much "important" as it is a break from listening the left going on and on about the stuff they they want to do. You know- like sexually mutilating the children they aren't able to kill before they're born, for starters.

Indefinitely Extended Excursion™️ ने कहा…

Interesting fact. The lake was originally named by settlers before the province of Ontario became Ontario. The province was actually named after the lake. The name has its origins in indigenous culture.

Meanwhile Canada renames Niagara Falls as "America Falls".

Indefinitely Extended Excursion™️ ने कहा…

🚨 Carney renames waterway border with U.S. the Strait of Our Moose.

Vance ने कहा…

Canada wants to import the Chinese army, Muslim terrorists, kill Christians, kill all their old people and more. They hate freedom and want to be a communist dictatorship. I'm not sure why anyone beside leftists who want all of those exact same goals would be upset.

typingtalker ने कहा…

From Copilot AI ... "The name Lake Ontario comes from Indigenous languages of the region, specifically Wendat (Huron) and related Iroquoian peoples. The term appears in several closely related forms — Ontarí’io, ontarí:io, and oniatarí:io — all predating European contact by centuries."

n.n ने कहा…

It's a gay excursion through the intersectional straits of semantic prose. #LoveTrumpsHate #HateLovesAbortion QED

Mark ने कहा…

If you're Trump, you gotta go for what is achievable.

Bankrupting America and renaming lakes is about all he's got, and you all dance around to the tune he plays like he won the Super Bowl.

Aught Severn ने कहा…

I laughed.

Peachy+2 ने कहा…

Approved Trolling. Level: Greatest.

Mason G ने कहा…

The indigenous had no concept of land ownership but naming rights are important to them?

Ok then.

Achilles ने कहा…

Mason G said...

J.H. at Powerline has gotten his panties in a bunch over this, so it's official- renaming the lake was the right thing to do.

The Desantis wing of the democrat party is all wee weed up.

They are such stupid losers it is hard to tell if they are democrats or not. They keep trying to put Democrats in power every chance they get.

Peachy+2 ने कहा…

and then Achilles shows up - to bring the stupid.

Peachy+2 ने कहा…

I like Gulf of America. That just works. This one falls flat.

rehajm ने कहा…

…’ridicule is man’s most potent weapon’ AND ‘a good tactic is one your people enjoy’…

rhhardin ने कहा…

Ontario is most probably a 4th conjugation Latin verb.

Aggie ने कहा…

What's the Indian word for 'Trade War'?

Justabill ने कहा…

Can’t go along with this, completely screws up “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.”

Peachy+2 ने कहा…

Will this work?

gadfly ने कहा…

Democrats expect that Trump will rename the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool when repairs are finally completed. A popular suggested name is the Straight of Warm Ooze.

hanuman_prodigious_leaper ने कहा…

The province was actually named after the lake. ....

So Trump is poking his nose under......

Aggie ने कहा…

'...The Ojibwe language does not have a direct translation for "Trade War," but you can break it down into components. "Trade" can be translated as "gikinoo'amaadiwin," and "war" can be translated as "biinagwiiyaang."....'


We're gonna need a bigger alphabet.

wsw ने कहा…

Yes we can

Josephbleau ने कहा…

“Justabill said...
Can’t go along with this, completely screws up “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.”“

They both have four syllables.

Justabill ने कहा…

Doesn’t rhyme.

bagoh20 ने कहा…

"Remind me again why it is important for a President of the United States to troll?"

Nobody ever said it was, but it does mean he's at least awake unlike the previous 4 years. Tell me why it's important for a President to be half black, because that was all the qualifications the last 2 term President had.

Mason G ने कहा…

"Tell me why it's important for a President to be half black..."

Because the people who pat themselves on the back for their enlightened views on race don't get to feel superior if they vote for a white candidate.

bagoh20 ने कहा…

"closely related forms — Ontarí’io, ontarí:io, and oniatarí:io — all predating European contact by centuries."

How would we know what they called it centuries before anyone there could write? Sure, a guy hundreds of years later tells you that, but it's pure faith that he knew what they called it hundreds of years before. He might of made it up right there. Trolling goes goes way back.

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