@conspiracybatman Would You Eat This Gastronomic Necklace 💎🍜
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1 જાન્યુઆરી, 2026
Raise your culinary aspirations.
Do you have any idea of the heights of imagination and achievement that are available to you?
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Jeez.
no.
My wife would do that.
I'm not sending her the video.
As opposed to my plan. Buy 2 lbs. of shrimp. Boil water. Cook shrimp (3 minutes). Drain. Open jar of cocktail sauce. Enjoy.
That's not a meal, that's an operation.
Sounds like the kind of meal I might get if someone invites me out on their company's expense account. With the amount of labor, it has to cost hundres of dollars a person.
Doesn't look bad but I would need to stop by Waffle House to have some real dinner on the way home. That's what, about 73 calories worth of food?
John Henry
Like the chi-chi wedding receptions where you would leave hungry and seek out the nearest available comfort food.
One of my superpowers is my ability to eat the same thing every day and not get bored.
"One of my superpowers is my ability to eat the same thing every day and not get bored."
Me, too.
It has really helped when I went low carb.
There should be a Chinese food version. Western and Chinese ideas of what's edible differ considerably, as a Radio Taiwan cooking show started out by saying in the 90s.
Reminds me of a ZZ Top song: "She want a gastronomic necklace."
“Do you have any idea of the heights of imagination and achievement are available to you?”
Grubhub suggests new ones to me every day!
(And I’ll pretend I didn’t see the extraneous “are”.)
For some reason this makes me want to eat a Sloppy Joe.
Made it yesterday:
Substituted pineapple for corn, lobster for shrimp, fettuccini for noodles. etc.
Fantastic.
Add ketchup and I’ll eat it.
You'll starve before you finish this dollhouse meal.
A surgeon, a jeweler and a chef walk into a bar. A real bar, not a sushi bar.
In parts of North Jersey a Sloppy Joe is a club sandwich of meat, Swiss, coleslaw, and Russian dressing on rye.
Gavin Newsom’s breakfast.
Not nearly as impressive as Dragon's Beard candy.
I would like this as folk art, but as food I think it is equal to gluttony.
Anal Haute Cuisine doesn't sound appetizing
"Eva Marie said...
Add ketchup and I’ll eat it."
Mayo and white bread. I'm a stereotype.
A culinary aspiration, raised or otherwise, in the medical sense, is not a good thing.
My aspirations trend to cornbread, collards, and black eyed peas and rice today. You could live on this, but be thankful you don't have to - an annual reminder. More peas = more luck.
I love to cook, but that looks more like neurosurgery. lol
Yep. Black-eyed peas with jalapenos, onions, molasses simmering on the stove, mustard greens crisping, ham ready to be glazed and cooked, cornbread standing by. Happy New Year all, Good Luck and all the best to all for 2026.
’Black-eyed peas with jalapenos, onions, molasses simmering on the stove…’
I can dig it. :)
I just had a chili dog. With mustard and onions.
"Made it yesterday: Substituted pineapple for corn, lobster for shrimp, fettuccini for noodles. etc. Fantastic."
Reminds of so many comments responding to online receipes.
"Oh I loved this. But I substituted pork for fish, garlic for ginger, and potatoes for rice. And cut out the soy sauce. It was great!"
@RCOCEANII
https://youtu.be/8fgNixllFJg?si=ris2Ub53lks1ddFP
I have never had that kind of free time available to me.
("Best haircut - Number all of the hairs on your head. Map them out onto paper. Now start trimming each individual hair, in order, to precise lengths . . . .")
As I often say to my partner in angry tones: "If you don't love me", just try harder."
Got to go make cornbread to take to my daughter's later for consuming with black eyed peas and collards while cheering on the Dawgs at the Sugar Bowl. Woof, woof, woof! Happy new year, friends. May God bless us, every one.
A peculiar, curated dietary culmination of the minimally Diverse food groups.
I just made my second Matthew McConaughey tuna fish salad.
I put some new things and it's better than the first time, if i say so myself.
Congratulations to Indiana on a blistering victory. Domination on both sides of the ball, and great coaching. Wow.
There's a subreddit for that: DIWhy
Peachy said...
no.
Short and to the point. I agree.
Steak and potatoes. With varying vegetables. TBH, like many others here, I could eat the same thing almost everyday.
My go to comfort food for actually doing that has in the past been tuna casserole. Found out early on in our marriage my wife considers 2 days in a row the max for one main course. And it was the 4th day in a row of tuna casserole that caused her to mention that... And 4 in a month is overdoing it.
“Haute cuisine is French for not enough food.” h/t Mike Barnicle
It looks like something Hannibal Lecter would do with food when human body parts weren't available.
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