But what does gray mean?
But what's behind all this gray?
A white woman who owns a home decor company asserts: "It all comes down to this perception of wealth and luxury, this idea that neutrals indicate status.... Black homeownership in D.C. has been shrinking for years, which means the very culture of these neighborhoods has been changing. When we see house flippers try to take color out of a house, or a neighborhood, they’re making it more palatable to mostly White people."
But what's behind all this gray?
“The gray houses have become a symbol of this muteness, this quiet, humble, nothing-is-happening-here,” said De La Torre, who is also an artist. “When you paint a house gray, you’re covering up its history, its memory. You’re starting over. We can be modern now, we can be cool.”
Makes me think of the old line "It's the quiet ones you've got to watch."
I remember George Carlin making fun of that saying, but where did it begin? Who said it seriously?
I'm told that Ovid — circa 10 BC, wrote: "Saepe tacens vocem verbaque vultus habet." That is, "Often a silent face has voice and words."
Often a gray façade has chaos and crime.
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Uh, my house is grey (gray?). Did I gentrify my neighborhood? It was light green when I bought it.
My house is a white Cape Cod. What's the signify?
What kind of bullsh*t is this? The idea of going to muted grays and whites is the current fashion in home decor. I'm not sure where it started, I think it might have been those Waco house-flippers that have generated a whole new, literal cottage industry of kitsch with their 'Modern Farmhouse' crap. It drives me nuts, these renovators. It's becoming impossible to find older homes that haven't been pre-emptively flipped, opening up the walls and ceilings, putting in cheap modern appliances, with fixtures in atrocious taste with hideous outcomes - then plopped up for sale to gouge out a profit. And lots of gray and white.
It's not about race for God's sake. Communities change with the times, it's a process since time immemorial. Where was the outrage when white people moved out of the city and were replaced by upwardly-mobile minorities?
I noticed that almost all the tiles at Lowes and Home Depot are shades of gray. People must believe it will help at resale.
"Where was the outrage when white people moved out of the city and were replaced by upwardly-mobile minorities?"
White people moving out = White flight = Bad
White people moving in = Gentrification = Bad
I used to like the color red and black for cars. I had both a black Escort GT and a red Volkswagen GTI. Now my fav color for a car is off-white. The off-white Grand Cherokee is my sister's.
It's the modern suit of house paint.
Around here in the socal mtns it's the houses that are bought and painted black that we know are almost certainly going to be turned into airbnbs.
If baby names are all like commercial drug names, it's a black neighborhood.
I feel Richard Segovia's pain but around here in the exurbs it isn't so much the White people as it is the starlings, grackles, and house sparrows.
Seems to me a house flipper would pick neutral tones to appeal to the widest number of prospective buyers.
There's a popular trend in my area of painting houses very dark grey, almost black. It doesn't appeal to me and seems very grim, but rich men's wives must like it or at least think it's in fashion.
I made my money "gentrifying" run-down apartment buildings in San Francisco's Western Addition, a place, "of color". I'm sorry, worse things could happen to crappy neighborhoods.
Beige, not gray, btw. And, believe me, police calls went way down.
documented a correlation between gray houses and rising police calls and immigration raids
I think what Prof. De La Torre is implying is when whites move in they start trying to run the people of color out.
“When you paint a house gray, you’re covering up its history..."
That's silly. You're covering up the last coat of paint, that's all.
The rich whites do not care about pushing blacks out of formerly middle-class enclaves. Everything must be conquered! flipped. Pushed out.. Trends and buck$.
Do not get me started with the "gray/black/and white" interior and exterior trends. I detest trends & always have. (personally do not like an over-abundance of cold non-colors) The trend that refuses to die.
In Hawaii - all of the homes and condos remodeled with the gray and white non-color schemes - are sitting... unsold.
In Colorado - all of the kitchens that were remolded over the last few years (more than few years - at least going back 5 or 7 years now... at least) ...are sitting, and not selling.
People are over the gray / black and white trend... but it keeps chugging along. (What kind of moron paints the exterior of a home - black?)
But it hasn't sunk in yet with the faux-creative-crowd who are unable to create and imagine outside of the group-think trend permission structure.
Home shows on the TV are unwatchable due to this uncreative phenomenon. Watching everyone copy each other with the same blue/gray/white/black&white ... ugh.
I used to do some vegetation/tree contracting on homes in the SF bay area. Invariably, if the colours were garish and bright, that home was owned by a black person. It's almost as if that person was stuck in the 1970's. it's been 8 years so perhaps that is no longer true...
Add color to your privilege, not privilege to your color... or something.
When you wash your car, you're covering up its history.
Aggie - 100%.
This gray neighborhood is quite - too quite.
A local wholesale tile shop in Denver -one that I love... is still offers mostly gray gray and more gray. I spoke with the main buyer and begged him for a glimmer of hope about something new!
He told me not to worry - new tiles were coming.
The new tiles that showed up first? Black and white.
(f off - grrrr)
My family and I have been temporarily living with my mother, who has the entire house painted and decorated in grays and browns. We should be moving into our house in the next couple of weeks, and every single room has been painted with COLOR! Deep, vibrant color! I’m so sick of the drab…blah.
Honestly, I don’t mind grey walls. I had grey walls in a past house - but all our decor was colorful to make it more exciting.
Wait until our black lesbian couple next door finds out they chose a house color that oppresses them. Their house is literally grey. We are in GA, however, if that means anything.
"But what does gray mean?"
I thought they made that pretty clear. It means "My kids don't have two dozen "cousins" who will case your house when they visit us to sell us dope, and come back next weekend to steal your shit and rob you". Subtle, but somehow reassuring.
With all the news stories out there, why would NYT/Wapo write about how House colors are changing because "White people are moving in, and black people are moving out". Man, talk about a Big City elite problem. where is that even happening other than DC, SF, and NYC?
BTW, people who paint their houses weird colors, have no taste. Its an afflication that's color blind, and strikes the smart and the stupid.
It’s because Benjamin Moore is racist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Moore_%26_Co.
I have a theory about why neighborhoods are allowed to be terrible. It keeps land and building prices low, so when developers need new spaces to develop, they can get it on the cheap. What has failed them is they didn't expect city leadership to become radicalized minorities who are invested in the bad situation.
HGTV
"where did it begin? Who said it seriously?"
Archie Bunker said, "We got a German mailman who never says anything...watch him."
my wife wanted everything in the kitchen to be white. That's Ok with me. I let her decide on the paint schemes and interior design. I have an office in the house (what used to be called a Den) that is my space. She runs everything else.
In 2003 the first thing we did in our Seattle house was paint the rooms different colors: dark blue, light blue, bluish-green, etc. That lasted about 10 years and then I decided to dump it and go for light gray, mostly. Our current house in AZ is all tan/brown and white and I'm not changing it. Nowadays I prefer not to really see the walls but just experience the space itself.
I've also moved to not wanting to remodel very much. i guess I'm one of Vonnegut's maintainers rather than a builder. Much happier with keeping things maintained properly for the long term than just ripping out and building anew.
It could be that grey can withstand weathering better than other colors. Nothing political about it. The color stays younger longer. Isn't that what everybody wants?
Just finished building a new house in a prosperous and very white suburb of Phoenix. All the new homes here are white, black, and gray, occasionally with some desert tan or cobalt blue to really spice things up, and of course my wife insisted on the same color scheme inside and out. All cabinets and trim in the whole house are painted white. Walls are white or gray, with some textured and patterned black wallpaper in a few selected places like the powder room and her walk-in closet. She calls it "French country" style, but I have been to the French countryside and have little memory of anything that looks like our new home.
I don't really care about what color my house is. I do like colorful paintings and photographs, and found that the monochromatic decor helps them to "pop" in the parts of the house where my decorating choices are tolerated. So I am satisfied.
But I can tell that this trend will become as dated and cliched as cherry wood cabinetry and pseudo-Tuscan-style architecture from 20 years ago. That is, until it becomes fashionably retro again 50 years from now, like Mid Century Modern, and people ooh and aaah over a gray SMEG toaster the way they do now over a turquoise-blue GE electric range from 1959.
It's the influence of Fifty Shades of Gray.
YouTube: Why did the navy pick grey for their ships?
"...with the development of modern Naval Warfare it became vital to discover a color that would serve as both an efficient camouflage and a color that would be still visible after long periods of time spent at sea"
A white family moved in and painted the house gray.
Well, there goes the neighborhood...
A similar thing happened with cars over the last few years, with newer cars all looking like wet clay: https://www.jalopnik.com/you-can-thank-rich-folks-for-all-the-clay-colored-cars-1851315920/
I loved the suburbia pastels in Edward Scissorhands. Why didn’t that catch on?
The black exterior paint trend is especially obnoxious/strange - and doesn't it go against the green energy religion?
Come on - what is it like getting thru the hot summer with the air conditioner cranked to 1000000+?
It is so oppressive that the local DC rag only had to go as far as San Francisco to find someone who was oppressed.
51 shades of gray. Progress.
WAPO seems much better now, doesn’t it?
"When you paint a house gray, you’re covering up its history, its memory."
Only gray? Don't other colors cover its history, too?
My neighbor, under the influence of an exterior decor consultant, painted his house mostly black with panels of gray here and there. I told him when the first splashes of black paint were revealed that he must really hate his neighbors (we’re on jovial terms). He says: If I really hated my neighbors I would paint the house in day-glow camo.
I think more houses should be dazzle-painted, or painted in camo pattern.
In my neighborhood quite a few houses have changed hands recently, and several have been painted stark white. But there have also been some painted with grays and blue-grays.
We had our exterior (mid-century modern, true ranch) repainted last summer, in a medium cinnamon shade--looks good against the red brick, which we wouldn't dream of painting. (Well, I might, but the wife's agin it.)
I think PeeWee Herman said it on his big adventure.
I'm thinking about painting my place MAGA red. *
How would the Mission District folks feel about that?
*Don't worry, not going to happen. The Boss makes the color decisions around here.
I'm gonna do mine low rider style. Candy apple red, graphics of sexy nude women, pinstripes. Start a trend. Expensive, but worth it
How many shades of gray are there? A house painted in deep charcoal is very different from a house painted in pale gray. The very dark or rich grays stand out like most other highly saturated colors do. The watery light grays seem almost anonymous or invisible. There is also an in-between gray with a greenish tint that some people like.
Fuzzbeed and the Puffington Host explain the millennial generation's supposed love for gray. They try to tie it into a concern for sustainability, but I'm not buying it:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/brittanywong/why-millennials-houses-are-gray
Any real estate agent will tell you that if you want to sell your house, paint the exterior a neutral color and the interior white.
It costs anywhere from $20K to $50K to paint a house. That's real money that homebuyers factor in to their decisions. Nobody wants a "colorful" house that is a color they don't like.
Common sense is always in short supply at WaPo (although someone hit Bezos with a big cluebat recently).
Maybe after you get enough gray houses you won't need a front door that looks like you stole it from a supermax prison.
"Any real estate agent will tell you that if you want to sell your house, paint the exterior a neutral color and the interior white."
I have a friend who's a real estate agent and he told me the very same thing when I asked him why so many people painted their houses grey before listing them for sale.
"If baby names are all like commercial drug names, it's a black neighborhood."
I look forward to seeing Skyrizi Jones playing for the Knicks in 20 years.
Yancey: "I look forward to seeing Skyrizi Jones playing for the Knicks in 20 years."
Or Cialis Turner - he can really get it up there and take it to the hole!
JSM
When I was working in the scene shop, all the unused paint from projects was put into a large cantainer. Eventually, that paint mixed and became gray, so gray was the cheapest paint to use when it was out of sight of the guests. (It also usually smelled bad bacause it had been brewing for so long.)
"It costs anywhere from $20K to $50K to paint a house."
I don't think so.
San Fran is genuflecting in albinophobic parades in the woke of transitioning to its progressive culture. #LOL
NSFW, but not really all that bad either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeoJYhLDlPs
It may be a typo, but "cantainer" could be a very useful word.
Rabel: "It may be a typo, but "cantainer" could be a very useful word."
That's where Trump is putting Deep Staters who tell him he can't do something - the can'tainer!
JSM
Two points:
1. "Black homeownership in D.C. has been shrinking for years." This goes along with the decline in the Black population of DC who have been moving to the suburbs where the schools suck less than DC schools.
2. A few years ago there was a sudden increase in cars painted in the most anonymous shade of battleship gray. I tried to find out why and the answer I came up with was that leases for gray cars were cheaper because there was less risk that gray cars would be unfashionable in four years when the cars would have to be resold.
We paid $6700.00 to Certa-Pro (who subcontract the actual work, we learned) to scrape and paint the wooden portions of our 2100 sf, which is about half brick.
Dark green doors for contrast (my wife has a BFA and was an interior designer for about 15 years, so I let her run).
Bob Boyd and Ice Nine answered "why gray" correctly. Painting a house for resale just about requires appealing to the largest percentage of buyers, by using the currently popular color palette in neutral tones/colors, so as to offend the fewest possible people. The Stones had it right. Paint that red door black.
I look inside myself
And see my heart is black
I see my red door
I must have it painted black
Maybe then, I'll fade away
And not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up
When your whole world is black
No more will my green sea
Go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing
Happening to you
I spent two not very lucrative years in residential real estate. One thing I learned is that neutral colors will attract buyers better than trendy ones. Most people want to choose trendy colors themselves, not pay for someone else's choice.
I spent my early college years, '60-63, in SF as a native to the City. No where in the Mission District were there any
"brightly painted" domiciles.
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Damn white people screw everything up, if it weren’t for whitey everything would look like a Cuban casino!
I hired an interior designer (first sign of gentrification right there) and she suggested light gray for the walls. I was dubious. She said the furnishings provide the colour. She was American BTW. She was right.
I really notice the "gray" problem when car shopping. Gone are the bold colour statements from decades ago. We're slowly reverting to Henry Ford's colour palette.
The latest trends are moving away from gray tones with white cabinets. (and blue accents) Done. To. Death.
The soft neutrals with light natural woods - the next step. Tho - people are somewhat slow to grab it.
I really hate trends - Too many people assume they are clever following them. I think, not. It is difficult- because the trends are all you can find when it comes to raw materials.
For me - pale gray walls or dark gray walls - are horrid.
Gray floors- same. Bright ice white cabinets? boring...
I know I'm alone here - but blue is my least favorite accent color. yick.
“If baby names are all like commercial drug names, it's a black neighborhood“
Cymbalta
Doxycycline
Dupixent
Entresto
Entyvio
Farxiga
Fentanyl Patch
Gabapentin
Gemtesa
Humira
Imbruvica
Januvia
Jardiance
keytruda
Lexapro
Lisinopril
Lofexidine
rhardin is not wrong.
My sister in law loves the trend colors (Blue, gray, white) She's not into black - but she would pick those colors anyway. Which is fine! Surround yourself with what makes you happy.
Our car (one of them), a Toyota Highlander (which we bought used), is a darkish gray-green in color, a shade they call “cypress pearl” for some reason.
This post left me confused. An increase in grey homes signifies gentrification *and* an increase in calls for police and immigration raids? And Althouse notes that it's the quiet ones you have to watch. Seems like the "quiet" ones are doing the watching and policing the neighborhood. Unless the grey houses *caused* the increase in crime, this seems like another cultural reason why gentrification requires whites, blacks and browns seem to be happy to live in crime-ridden areas.
"It costs anywhere from $20K to $50K to paint a house."
Unless that includes a tile roof and landscaping, you shoulda got a second estimate
As DC is more and more doged, and California, more and more burned down, there will be more and more moving. People will be moving to unknown territory and they won't want their houses making any kind of statements for them. If the house is grey, you can put any color of furniture/paintings in it, so you can wait a few years to paint. Figure out where you are.
“ a shade they call “cypress pearl” ”
I always wanted the job of naming colors, winter frost, soot smudge, desert sand, sewer taint, buxom earth, cerulean wash, Grecian swill.
Josephbleau @ 3:11pm,
Which one of these is not like the others?
"I look forward to seeing Skyrizi Jones playing for the Knicks in 20 years."
My cholesterol drug -- Repatha -- could easily be one of those performers with no last name.
I bet that most people here don't know what is driving these drab colors, and the move away from vibrant tones. A good bit of it is environmental, believe it or not. Many states, and also the Feds, have been quietly sabotaging paint technology for the past few years, moving us away from solvent-based paints to water-based, on the premise that all that drying paint will cause us to eventually boil to death, from the vapors generating greenhouse gases. It's bullsh*t, of course, but it sounds good - like banning incandescent bulbs. Try staining some fresh wood now. You'll get insipid color choices in a water-based can, that is guaranteed to wash out and totally leave the wood unprotected in 2 years. Because it's water-based you morons, and rain is a form of water. The key to good UV protection is reliable pigmentation that blocks out the UV light - vibrant, rich colors - and the solvent-based paints carries them deep into the wood grain. So: Once you're done cussing out the house flippers, turn your tender mercies to these f*ckin' green wackos that are systematically destroying your quality of life and former economical products that protected your investments, in nice, anonymous indirect ways using your legislators.
If you don't believe me, just take a look at our naval fleet: They committed to using marine coatings that are so green they're probably edible, and now we have the very latest billion-dollar technology floating on the high seas as embarrassing rust buckets. Google 'rusty navy ships' and see what comes up.
“Paint it black, you devil.”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UCEX7Vj8BX8
I always liked the music to "Paint It Black" but had no idea what the lyrics said (much less, what they meant).
“ I always wanted the job of naming colors, winter frost, soot smudge, desert sand, sewer taint, buxom earth, cerulean wash, Grecian swill.”
I always imagine the people who create these names are English majors whose Great American Novel couldn’t find a publisher.
There’s a brand new development not to far from s that we pass on our way to certain of our doctors or if visiting our grandchildren. Every house is painted some shade of grey with white trim, and they all appear to have the same footprint and exterior dimensions. Differing window placements suggest that there are differing floor plans, and we cannot see the front façade of the houses, so there may be some variability there.
Still, the wife and I agree that we could not live there.
"There’s a brand new development not to far from s..."
That's got "homeowners association" written all over it.
NTTAWWT, of course. But you'd have to pay me a whole lot of money to live in one.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tt1N_sJMpxY&pp=ygUjYnVzYm95cyB0aGVyZSBnb2VzIHRoZSBuZWlnaGJvcmhvb2Q%3D
Oh, ffs, it is not contractor grey. It's just the most adaptable style. For 20 years. A nice range of grey that takes to many other trim styles, from white to biscuit to colors to black. Also easy to paint over in one coat. Also not drab.
Does anyone know anything? Then shut up. Aggie, you know nothing about exterior paint. The color has no bearing on the environmental impact.
if you know nothing, say nothing.
“ I always wanted the job of naming colors, winter frost, soot smudge, desert sand, sewer taint, buxom earth, cerulean wash, Grecian swill.”
ha ha ha
If you had to make a porn movie with one of those names, which one would you choose?
I think I'd start off with Soot Smudge and then finish up with Cerulean Wash.
It's just not wanting to be tacky and loud. Most people don't drive around with fuzzy dice hanging from their rearview mirror either.
"Aggie, you know nothing about exterior paint. The color has no bearing on the environmental impact." Don't be insulting when you don't bother to read, it's stupid. The solvent that's used to carry the pigment does the work, and the solvent determines the pigments that can be carried - and it's the solvents that are being phased out. Ever worked with creosote?
My house is gray. My car is orange. I like the orange car but an orange house ... it would fight with the flowers. "Marigolds? They won't be seen against the orange house."
No accounting for taste so don't even try.
Well the comment maybe disappeared. Aggie, I am sorry for being rude. Government ships may be rusting, but there are still pigmented and high-solvent indoor and outdoor paints and stains, including oil-based Kiltz, the absolute worst. And they do offgas, so run fans, open windows, tape over duct vents, use cannister masks whenever painting anything, and don't use the room for a while. A lot of this stuff can cause brain cancer if you're a painter and do it all the time. Good thing we have a slave class of disposable illegals.
Don't put new baby in there!
Every house I renovated and sold over 30 years, I painted Martha Stewart Floursack with Dun Black trim. Bought a roll of shiny translucent gold rayon fabric decades ago (sewing eludes me) and make iron-on seam curtains. Everything glows. I let buyers keep the cheap curtains -- they always ask. Realtors have said it sold the houses. Ladies also love Martha Stewart pale greens. I do. None of this has changed, except I can't find Floursack anymore. There are cheaper substitutions, but I sure miss Floursack. The perfect, soft, off-white.
A few years ago there was a sudden increase in cars painted in the most anonymous shade of battleship gray. I tried to find out why and the answer I came up with was that leases for gray cars were cheaper because there was less risk that gray cars would be unfashionable in four years when the cars would have to be resold.
That is sort of a glossy putty. I thought it was a trend towards modest, unflashy, utilitarian vehicles. Actually, though, it was something that started with sports cars when the metallic trend had run its course. It's actually status-aspirational. It's an embrace of consumerism and materialism and not a rejection.
With the houses, it's certainly cheaper and takes less effort to buy a lot of grey paint than to put one house in pale blue, the next one in pale yellow and the one after that in pale green. Why home buyers put up with it is another question that's harder to answer.
Great X thread from Culture Critic:
"Every aspect of life is being stripped of color.
Many have noticed this trend — but why exactly is it happening?
Something deeper is going on… (thread)"
https://x.com/Culture_Crit/status/1892322753887285455
Again Aggie, I was rude. Really bad day. Really bad news. Sorry I fork-tongued you.
Oh God, in my child protection days, I had a client called Clamidia. It would have been worse only if they spelled it right.
Older white folks around here used to laugh about the names given to black kids--often by the country doctor.
Wasserman Positive and Sephillis were faves.
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