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"It was a pleasure to have dinner the other night with Governor Justin Trudeau of the Great State of Canada."
"I look forward to seeing the Governor again soon so that we may continue our in depth talks on Tariffs and Trade, the results of which will be truly spectacular for all! DJT"
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Heh. The Donald trolling Frostie
That's governor Castro to you.
That’s especially funny because Canada does have a Governor General. But Trump should know that the position of King of Canada is already taken.
Maybe Trump can negotiate a swap — their four western provinces for the New England states.
We can take the Yukon off their hands for a fee.
Canada has got real problems. Economic, demographic, social, and near-term financial. Talk to Canadians. They'll tell you the same thing. They're a decade (maybe sooner) from becoming as much of a failed state as Mexico. Trump sees the same thing. So does Castreaux.
That's when and how you troll someone, when you know they're screwed.
the position of King of America was already taken TOO!
until we kicked the brits OUT!
Cue the Left losing it's collective mind over a Trump tweet in 3...2...1...
Trump and Musk seem to be engaged in an on-line wise-ass contest on the platforms each of them own, and I love it.
What the hell is wrong with Canada? I guess the same thing that is wrong with the UK and was wrong with us 2009-17 and now through the Biden administration. I further guess that Trudeau was their Obama. Unfathomable.
"What the hell is wrong with Canada?"
Everything, but you can start with their beer and that queer leaf on their flag for starters.
Keeping with the annexation joke
>What the hell is wrong with Canada?<
Canadians.
When polivre gets in
There was a time when I would have thought that this was quite inappropriate. Not anymore.
heeyuk funny man
"There was a time when I would have thought that this was quite inappropriate. Not anymore."
When the hubris reaches a certain level, ridicule - the humor of it all - seems more appropriate.
Lovely people, but the vast majority are sheep. They'll walk lockstep with whatever their government decrees.
It would not take much to encourage Alberta and Saskatchewan to secede and become the 51st and 52nd state. People in Calgary and Regina would jump at the chance to flee the clutches of Ottawa.
Those jokes are very, very, very old. Canada has long overcompensated for their status as a US economic and cultural satellite. If the manifest destiny push of the 19th century had been a bit stronger there would be no Canada today.
54-40 or fight!
Uh oh..... Big storm is coming to Canada. A storm like they have never seen.... tough nuts.
Trudeau is more like Biden. His tenure as Prime Minister has been entirely dependent on the support of Canada's leftist NDP Party, without which Trudeau's party would not have the House of Commons seats to form a government. In exchange - Trudeau has championed the same leftist progressive excesses that just got the Dems kicked out of power in the US this past November.
Western canada should have left the country in the 80s. They have nothing in common with Quebec or Toronto. But for reason, dumb cons are always patriotic and loyal and don't want to do anything "radical". Of course, mostly like USA rightwingers they'd rather just grumble and complain. They're like that guy at the Bar, y'know that guy, who's always ranting on about "By God, I'm not going to take it anymore, I'm going to quit that job/get a divorce/etc" and never does.
keep in mind, that Lots (MOST?) of the people in Canada at its founding* (when Ever the hell That was?) were people that had RAN AWAY** from the United States; and never returned.
Between the Tories, the confederates, the draft evaders.. Canada is FILLED with LOSERS
its founding* 1763? 1774? 1791? 1841? 1867? 1949?
RAN AWAY** gilbar's great great great great grandfather Clapper (a tory)ran away to Canada (from NY) after his side lost the War of Independence..
BUT, by 1810 he was back in New York, where his son (my GGG grandfather George Clapper was born. George moved to Wisc, before wising up and moving to Iowa)
Of course, British Columbia is now part of of India
In the words of the great political theorist, Dr. Homer Simpson, "I like to think of Canada as America Jr."
Canada, like the UK, is one whole SD to the Left to the USA. The "Conservatives" are basically liberal republicans. The NDP are honest to God socialists, and the "Liberals" are in between. I'm just waiting for them to join UK, Ireland, Scotland, etc. and elect a Afro-Canadian PM or a Muslim.
"Of course, British Columbia is now part of of India"
Or China.
Polivre will get arrested and indicted sometime early next year for being extreme right-wing and his party will likely get banned for the same reason.
The downside of Trump. He's nuts.
Well the Reform party are sensible
Canadians are a study in the weaknesses of being patient and pleasant. The western half subsidizes the eastern half, and are paid for their largess with ridicule and spit-in-the-face, politically. Canadians are slow-burn - but they do burn eventually. Castreaux is on his way out I think. Pierre Poilievre has potential.
"The Great State of Canada." Let's just annex Alberta and leave the rest to the Brits and, peut-être, France.
The Chinese and Sikhs in Vancouver have zero desire to leave the country, so British Columbia isn't either. Carbon taxes are holding back the economy of Alberta at a time where it really can't afford that. The province would be much better off as an American territory, and I'm sure President Trump knows that.
I assume the current state is Tizzy.
Oh, and Trudeau is the Prime Minister. The Governor General is an appointee of the Crown, and represents its interests as the Crown pretty much owns everything.
Trump’s right. Canada thinks it can take advantage of the US. It’s not a state but wants the advantages of one.
Or upside. Depends.
Would Canada be the largest state economy after California? That’s my guess.
If I live long enough I hope to enjoy a fun-filled four years with Trump and his troublemakers. I am not confident about great strides against the deep state and Democrat corruption.
That got what they deserve.
How American, to forget that the two times the US invaded Canada, we were handed our ass. (Gahrie, of fond memory, used to remind us at every opportunity.)
The USA and Canada will never unite--too many people on both sides of the great demilitarized border hate the other side; you see a lot of it here.
"That got what they deserve."
"Lovely people, but the vast majority are sheep." - mindnumbrobot
Did you know they still refer to public land as "Crown Land"? They are a subject people...gooderer and harderer.
Trudeau is appointed by the Governor General of Canada. The Governor is appointed by the King of Canada who coincidentally, also happens to be the king of England.
And people think of Canada as an independent, democratic, country.
Trudeau is not Canada's prime minister. He is the King of Canada's prime minister. His oath is not to Canada, the Canadian people, the Canadian constitution or even to the king of Canada. It is to the person of Charles III.
(Remember how people are always shocked how Germans swore fealty to Hitler personally?)
" I, [name], do swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to His Majesty King Charles the Third, King of Canada, his heirs and successors. So help me God."
Pretty much everyone who draws a govt paycheck has to swear this or a similar oath to King Chuck.
Not one. more. word. about the democratic country to the north, please.
John Henry
The Canadian political, media, and academic elite has been as featherheaded and incompetent as our own, if not more so, but the economic and financial elite has apparently been more hardheaded. Canada managed to avoid our S&L and subprime mortgage crises. There's a theory that the Canadian government is really run by the big Bay Street banks, and the nonsense Trudeau talks is all just for show. Maybe we'll find out if that's really true.
They probably say the same thing about the US, expecting us to break up. The reality seems to be that you can never get a solid and substantial majority to support changing the status quo.
The meme earlier in internet history was that Canada was like our little brother, the stable, quiet, responsible one, and Mexico was like our older brother, the impulsive, impetuous one who was always getting into trouble. Canadians cut Mexico out of the picture and see the US as their crazy gun-nut, roid-raging older brother.
Young Trudeau is their JFK Jr. Trudeau Sr. was their JFK. Obama had some kind of charisma -- for a while. With Justin Trudeau, it's all reflected glory.
Close enough, eh?
What the hell is wrong with Canada? It's the poutine, I swear...
Yes. It isn't diplomatic or kind but, at some point, the insistently clownish deserve to be clowned on. Nothing else will give them self-awareness
Québec City is beautiful.
Actually, we should buy/annex/conquer Canada before the Chinese or Indians do it first. Last few times I flew into Vancouver airport, I thought I had mistakenly landed in New Delhi or Beijing. Trump sees where that's going. He's not joking.
Secretly there are still some of us Canadians who gaze longingly at the US and see Canada’s eleventh province. Come join us!
Canada is Obama's 51st state. Greenland was too cold to visit. Kamala was kackling and kaught a Walzing. Biden was pardoning his Gay Posterity.
Depends = poopy head / poopy pants
You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Trudeau is the Gavin Newsome of Canada.
How many world leaders have such an irreverent sense of humor? I’d say none.
"54-40 or fight!"
The sheep look up.
Poilievre is very, very, very good at handling the press and putting them in their place. Among American politicians I've seen lately, only J.D. Vance compares. I somewhat prefer Maxime Bernier, but Poilievre will be a nice refreshing change nonetheless.
The GG is as powerless in Canada as the King is in England. He's there to provide a rubber stamp for legislation, and some colorful pageantry at ceremonies, nothing more.
We like the Albertans and could tolerate the farmers of Saskatchewan and Manitoba.
If Quebec ever secedes, the Maritime provinces will be begging outside our door with a tin cup, but we don't need four more Puerto Ricos.
Indeed it is. The most European city in the Western Hemisphere.
Wife has some ancestry there. We found her 9th great-grandfather's house in the old part of town, going back to the 1680s or something like that.
planetgo is on the correct path, just not quite there. Annex Canada, Greenland and Cuba. Reestablish Cuba as a premiere resort destination. Send the current residents of the Guantanamo Hilton to upper Nunavut with appropriate clothing and enough food for a couple of years. The weather is way too nice where they are now. No guards.Big money saver. Gently melt some of the glaciers in Greenland and pipe it to Texas, Utah, Nevada and (God forgive me) California. Water to the end of time. Sell to the Japanese and Chinese the 10% of Hawaii they don't already own. Remember we have Cuba and it is a lot closer. No Hawaiian judges. Net gain.
OT a little. If memory serves there were about 100,000 Canadians gathered in Ottawa the day after 9/11. Among other things, they sang The Star Spangled Banner. Still makes me misty thinking of that.
I still have a craving for Greenland.
Governor Trudeau. LOL, I think that's going to stick.
Why are we always mucking around in the ME? We should have invaded Canada a long time ago. It's much more desirable and it's conveniently located.
He's a cartoon character.
Over 90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border. A great mass of that is clustered right above (and in some places below) the US's Eastern Woke Zone.
I don't exactly know what that means, but I think it's important to remember when speaking about "Canadians."
It means a lot of Canada is like Siberia.
And we'll be greeted as liberators!
Some Canadians discuss the Tweet, er Truth, or whatever it’s called: https://www.smalldeadanimals.com/2024/12/10/trolling-trudeau/
Per Wikipedia, 2024 GDP estimates in millions of USD: California 4,080,178; Texas 2,694524; New York 2,284,364; Canada 2,117,000; Florida 1,695,273.
California has about 94% of the population of Canada and a bit less than twice its GDP. Florida has a little over half of Canada’s population and about 80% of Canada’s GDP.
As a Minnesotan, I would feel bad about losing status of northernmost non-Alaskan state, but it would sure make getting to the Northwest Angle easier.
Welcoming Canada to the United States of [North] America would provide the long sought after Northwest passage to Alaska.
OK, ceowens, I'll see you and up the ante. I think we should go for all of North America and Central America down to the Panama Canal. We would become the USNA, the United States of North America, and we would only have a ridiculously small border at the canal to protect. We're already taking in a good portion of the population from Central America and Mexico, and we are spending billions to transport them, feed them, and house them in luxury hotels. This way, we tell them to all go home and get your free money back home (and only if you go home). Immigration problem solved.
Dear Denmark,
Give us your frozen, nutrient poor,
Arctic land that's always been a little sus,
The seals, penguins, and eskimos of that barren shore.
Send these frostbitten and blizzard-tost to us.
Do it now or we'll nuke Copenhagen, thanks,
Donald Trump
also cruise ships in arctic ocean FL to AL
Did Trump ask the Governor of Canada anything about Trudeau's father, Fidel Castro? Or is that still to come, when a more deprecating taunt is required?
The plan as proposed by planetgo receives the ceowens seal of approval with an addendum. I forgot about Quebec. That is a not to be included. There are limits.
Also lets extend a little farther south to include the Darian Gap. Sequester the current Chinese population there and bleed them of their expertise on terrorism and counter-terrorism. Also, the local elevation there is not very high. At the time of the digging of the Panama Canal there were certain limitations that favored the present location. Do we have enough explosives currently to blast a sea level fissure between the two great oceans? Would it cause the earth's axis to tilt? So many questions!!
Cheaper to drive from Florida to Alabama. (Alaska is AK.)
DJT doing the humiliation thing again. For the misinformed goofs: understand that Trump knows perfectly well who Justin Trudeau is and what Canada is.(i.e. Canada's largest trading partner). This is Mr Trump's way of saying "do it my way Canadians or get tariffs" and which is something a prime minister who's down to 34% in the polls doesn't really like to hear. This is another kind of Ross Perot's "great sucking sound".
Seriously, what's wrong with Canada is the Canadians. Don't get me wrong! Canadians are very good people. Can you imagine Canadians voting against "good old Joe Biden"? Yeah, maybe Quebec would vote against him if he ever tried to speak French.
Several years ago I represented a major Canadian corporation, and the GC mentioned in passing that the GC's first-born wanted to become President of the US.
If it were you, wouldn't you have the same wish?
Or would you REALLY aspire to follow in the steps of -- wait a minute, I'm sure I'll remember the name . . . .
I was able to spend a short 3 day weekend in Québec City about a decade ago. One of my most enjoyable "foreign" vacations. You are absolutely right. If you can't go to Europe, go to Québec City.
also cruise ships in arctic ocean FL to AK
And there's plenty of oil and gas.
It has been sad this former Albertan that Bernier has not reconciled with the Conservative Party, as he would be a good person to have in a Poilievere government as his instincts are clearly libertarian.
I would add that Danielle Smith, Premier (governor) of Alberta, has been very good lately, especially on the trans front.
Fetterman nailed it a few weeks ago. God level trolling.
Shouldn’t that be Kings of America? You’re omitting a few others, like the King or France and the King of Spain.
There was that interesting maps place what showed the vast majority of the Canadian population lived within a few miles of theUS border, like a crowd pushed up against a chain link fence…
Canadians will consider joining the US when you learn how to play three down football on a proper sized field and not before. Need to improve your hockey skills too.
Enough about Justine ...
you can start with their beer
What?
Keep sucking that Bud Light, buddy.
I think Belgium rules the beer world. But I would put Canada in the top 10.
Our USA Olympic Beer Team is PBR and PIss, Piss, Piss, and Transgender Piss.
I hope Trump is smart enough to exclude beer from his Reign of Tariffs.
Of course the USA is the home of free thought and radical beer. A.K.A. Craft beer. I've been drinking Skiptown With Me.
So bring on the tariffs! I'll go underground!
OK. Let's offer to buy the place. Province by province. Of course we'd probably have to aquire the least productive ones first like Labrador and Newfoundland and Quebec. But after that the rest will be easy.
planetgeo said…
“OK, ceowens, I'll see you and up the ante. I think we should go for all of North America and Central America down to the Panama Canal. We would become the USNA, the United States of North America, and we would only have a ridiculously small border at the canal to protect. We're already taking in a good portion of the population from Central America and Mexico, and we are spending billions to transport them, feed them, and house them in luxury hotels. This way, we tell them to all go home and get your free money back home (and only if you go home). Immigration problem solved.”
From the Canal to the Bay, it will all be the USNA.
We’re collectively rich and diverse enough to afford a 4th down. And we don’t play metric football. Don’t make me break out the map of the countries that use the metric system vs countries that have put a man on the moon.
And the last Canadian team to win the Stanley cup was over 3 decades ago. The latest winners were from Florida where all of the snow is imported and ice found only in drinks.
Going to the moon isn’t going to help much if you need four downs to go ten yards, know what I’m saying? You already shrunk the field and nearly eliminated the ends zones so what’s the point? Lawn bowling delivers more excitement. On top of an exciting offensive game, we have real beer at our football games too!
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