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L.A. guy finds it stressful to order a "scooped" bagel in NYC.

It's TikTok, so I'm making a page break because I don't want to hear complaints:
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The Crack Emcee বলেছেন...

I'm from L.A. and I don't recognize that guy.

Will Cate বলেছেন...

LOL, California. What the hell is a "scooped" bagel?

Dixcus বলেছেন...

Complaints? You want us to use an application which features these people with their mental illness' being exposed for the amusement of and enrichment of other people. A horrid application designed specifically to entrap Americans in an endless scroll of dopamine hits.

That's awful. And when you do awful things, you should expect complaints.

Saint Croix বলেছেন...

he kind of lost me when he said...

"there is nothing more stressful than ordering a bagel in New York City."

heh

"those Jews in New York are so mean and tough, when I try to order their food, they scare me back to Cali."

You might try vacationing in Israel right now.

Or Gaza, have your honeymoon in Gaza.

Or, shit, trying being a pro-lifer at Harvard.

Try doing a stand-up comedy routine where you tell people there are only two sexes, men and women.

Try being honest in the world!

Saint Croix বলেছেন...

He should do a rap song

Going Back To Cali

The bagel man scared me.
He scared me.
He scared me.
The bagel man scared me back to Cali.

Mike of Snoqualmie বলেছেন...

I interrupted my playing of the SeriusXM's "Halloween 50" to listen to that Karen complain about his nonexistent scooped bagel. What a waste of 30-seconds. I hope he gets back to LA soon so he can have his scooped bagel.

JRoberts বলেছেন...

Hey, pretty boy, next time my Mommy cuts the crust off my gluten-free avocado toast you can have the crust.

Does this guy go to Italy and ask for Heinz ketchup on his pasta?

Ryan বলেছেন...

Must be a joke. Nobody orders a "scooped" bagel in LA.

Temujin বলেছেন...

Two days in a row I've seen a video of New Yorkers (or about New Yorkers) as I remember them and love them. Perhaps New Yorkers are coming back to the surface of their once great city?

There was this great one yesterday: Don't pull those off!

Aggie বলেছেন...

It's not often I say this, but: Good for New York.

The Crack Emcee বলেছেন...

Ryan said...

"Must be a joke. Nobody orders a "scooped" bagel in LA."

Yes they do, and we all know where this bullshit came from, and we should stop it immediately.

Narayanan বলেছেন...

I can understand pulling down poster after person found.

so anyone pulling down posters must have additional information? or concealing information?

Balfegor বলেছেন...

Re: Will Cate:

LOL, California. What the hell is a "scooped" bagel?

I think it's where they "scoop" out all the inside of the bagel leaving the harder crust (probably some low carb thing).

And now I googled it and yes, that's what it is.

The Crack Emcee বলেছেন...

Woody Allen at the restaurant that started it all.

Wilbur বলেছেন...

I had to look up the meaning of "scooped bagel".

He deserved to be told to GFH. I hope they told him that when he went "on to the next one, I guess". And the one after that.

Sally327 বলেছেন...

If I want a scooped or thinnie bagel, I just scoop some of the bread out myself. Isn't that the obvious answer? Food can be repurposed just like anything else. It's a DIY thing. Improvise, overcome, adapt.

chuck বলেছেন...

Alien life form lands in NYC, no one cares.

chuck বলেছেন...

Alien life form lands in NYC, no one cares.

Original Mike বলেছেন...

I tried for years to like bagels, because everybody else seemed to. I failed.

Ann Althouse বলেছেন...

"LOL, California. What the hell is a "scooped" bagel?"

Click through and watch some of his other videos. There's one where he gets a scooped bagel in NYC.

You basically just tear out the bread-y center and have 2 scooped out halves with their nice crunchy outside. Then you can contain the cream cheese in the newly created hollows. Seems like a pretty good idea to me if you want a lot of cream cheese.

Ann Althouse বলেছেন...

The traditional style of bagel with cream cheese is not to have a thick layer of cream cheese, by the way, but New York Bagel Places Put Way Too Much Cream Cheese on Their Bagels.

rcocean বলেছেন...

Scooped bagels look pretty good. Although, i can get by with only a little bit of cream cheese. the idea is get the right mixture of carbs and cheese. I don't want a big blob of cream cheese.

Joe Bar বলেছেন...

This guy needs to be exiled to Wyoming

Joe Smith বলেছেন...

Rich people from LA are weird and out of touch.

News at 11...

Saint Croix বলেছেন...

I tried for years to like bagels, because everybody else seemed to. I failed.

I love bagels. My Jewish girlfriend did not introduce me to bagels.

She introduced me to Chinese food.

Saint Croix বলেছেন...

English muffins are pathetic compared to the mighty bagel.

Saint Croix বলেছেন...

Now, cream cheese, I hate cream cheese.

JAORE বলেছেন...

If that's the most stressful thing in this guy's life... it must be the first day off his meds.

James K বলেছেন...

"New York Bagel Places Put Way Too Much Cream Cheese on Their Bagels."

It's not really possible to put too much cream cheese on a bagel, but the scooped bagel does provide a solution for the challenge of keeping it from squeezing out the sides and falling on the floor. But if I want to go that route I do it myself.

I first saw them in college back in the 70s, invariably women who were trying to stay thin scooping out the bagels in the dining room. It didn't seem like something a man would ever do, but times change.

Butkus51 বলেছেন...

we need a war

traditionalguy বলেছেন...

You can’t beat a bagel and cream cheese.

loudogblog বলেছেন...

I've never heard of a "scooped bagel."

What's next? A scooped hamburger? A scooped hot dog? A scooped BLT?

You really need to offer the person some extra money to do that or ask for the fillings on the side and scoop it yourself if they won't do that.

That's how adult life works.

chuck বলেছেন...

You can’t beat a bagel and cream cheese.

Sure you can, a bagel, cream cheese, and lox.

wendybar বলেছেন...

The only way I like bagels with cream cheese, is if I put barbecue potato chips on top. SCRUMPTIOUS!!!