May 6, 2023

"Koontz writes terrifying stories of murder and mayhem, yet is incapable of watching a gory movie. He hasn’t flown for 50 years..."

"... after a flight he was on encountered serious turbulence and a nun on board proclaimed, 'We’re all going to die.'... Mostly, Koontz stays put in Orange County. Easier, safer. He installed a towering fence, which partially obstructs the view, to protect his golden retriever Elsa from rattlesnakes. His 12,000-square-foot art-filled manse features the latest innovations to guard against wildfires....  'When the writing is working, nothing stops me,' he says. He worked 36 hours straight — twice.... Koontz... doesn’t read emails... and won’t open a browser, even to check facts or the news. 'I never go online. Never. I don’t trust myself,' he says. 'I know I’m a potential obsessive, and I don’t want to waste time.' Head down, nose to keyboard.... He starts with characters.... 'Life Expectancy'... opens with a deranged, chain-smoking, aerialist-abhorring menacing clown named Beezo in a 1970s maternity waiting room. 'I give the characters free will,' he says. 'The novel becomes organic and unpredictable and much more interesting to me.'"

And that's how you write: You're afraid of everything and you plant yourself firmly in one rattlesnake-proof place, you posit a handful of traits for a character — scary/odd things (like the abhorrence of aerialists) — then you dig in and write write write. Never stop.

39 comments:

rhhardin said...

On the other hand if you don't go out and experiment with aerobatics then you never discover the one turn spin out of the top of a hammerhead stall, the most pleasant and mostly weightless experience ever.

If you start from 0 mph the wings don't generate enough lift to generate g-forces for a turn or so.

Tom T. said...

How do you write about the modern world if you aren't willing to experience it? Are his books all set in the '70s?

Michelle Dulak Thomson said...

I remember asking my husband whether the local elementary school library oughtn't to have a well-stocked shelf-ful of Koontz. I mean, why not? They're violent, but, hey, elementary school kids are, we're told, already entirely inured to violence. Perhaps some parents might balk at reading them aloud at PTA meetings -- but we've already been told that such squeamishness doesn't matter at all. The vocabulary might be a little difficult for new readers, but if a gory new book sends kids to the dictionary (for words such as, I dunno, "abattoir"), isn't it furthering their learning? Learning to use reference materials, check!

Of course, this isn't what the defenders of Gender Queer and Lawn Boy want at all. But I can't honestly think of any argument against it from their own standpoint.

madAsHell said...

I've read his stuff......once, and I won't go there again.

He writes like a 12 year old.

Kevin said...

The zombie apocalypse is going to be a boon for some writers.

n.n said...

A progressive process engenders a forward-looking philosophy, similar to climbing a tree, a mountain, having sex, indulging intercourse, without looking back, until a burden is realized.

Joe Smith said...

"and a nun on board proclaimed, 'We’re all going to die.'"

Easy for her to say.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, just not right now...

Kate said...

He must enter a massive flow state to write so diligently. It's like a drug that's kept him immune to, or a handicap that's kept him restricted from, other experiences.

farmgirl said...

A control freak.
Lucky dog.

Marcus Bressler said...

The advice I followed was the only way to become a writer was to....write. Just do it. Every day. A prescribed amount of time. The Great American Novel or the not-so-Great American Novel never got written by thinking about it and discussing it with friends and family.

I'm editing a 451-page autobiography for a friend and even that takes a dedication of time in my "busy" life ... but I still take time to write each day unless ill.

MarcusB THEOLDMAN

Martin L. Shoemaker said...

There are nine and sixty ways
Of constructing tribal lays
And-every-single-one-of-them-is-right!
—Rudyard Kipling, “In the Neolithic Age”

Václav Patrik Šulik said...

Sigh - I'm not a big Koontz fan, but I really liked the Moonlight Bay Trilogy, except that the last book, Ride the Storm, still hasn't been written.

Mr. Colby said...

I'm no herpetologist, but I'm pretty sure you don't need a "towering fence" to keep out snakes. Do rattlers got wings now?

pacwest said...

I remember Koontz from his SciFi days.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

How is Koontz going to to hear about Cujo?

Hashtag Conspicuous Isolation.

Nancy said...

I love his books! Unlike those of Stephen King, they valorize ordinary admirable people, and have essentially happy endings.

Political Junkie said...

Wow. Sold 500 million books. Wonder his total earnings and current net worth are.

rhhardin said...

The surname used to be Kuntz in German, but Americans are unfamiliar with German pronunciation so they spelled it out.

Lewis said...

I know it's the wrong place, wrong time but - I miss you. But this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ud_X5eTln8

Lewis said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ud_X5eTln8

farmgirl said...

n.n.- sex twice :0)
Indulgence indeed lol

Nancy Reyes said...

the article left out the fact that most of his books have poetry, affirmation of life (even imperfect life...the autistic, the mentally challenged, and the handicapped are often the test if a character is good or evil), and a loving dog (although the last one it was a loving fox).
They remind us that horror and evil does not win in the end, that the hubris of those who think they run the world is evil, and that family and connections are important.

n.n said...

but Americans are unfamiliar with German pronunciation

Fluke: Flook or fluck?

n.n said...

Don't look back!

cassandra lite said...

30 years ago I had a NYT assignment to write about Tarantino re Reservoir Dogs. I had to tell him that I'd walked out at the scene when (I think) Michael Madsen goes out to his car to get the razor that's going to cut off the cop's ear.

Tarantino said, "Too bad, you missed some good stuff afterward. But you're not alone. Wes Craven did the same when he saw it at a Madrid film festival." I said, "Wes Craven of the Nightmare on Elm Street pictures?" Yeah, he said.

So I called Craven. Who confirmed the story. "I'll never make another gory movie again."

Fast forward a year or two. He made a movie that had no gore...and no audience. So he went right back to making what people expected of him.

Narr said...

My wife used to tell people that we had visited the Kuntshistoriches Museum in Vienna.

"Kunst," I kept correcting her.

I'm pretty sure I have DK paperback or two around here somewhere, from the '70s when I was reading a lot of sci-fi. But I have no idea what the titles might be.

Narr said...

As for privacy, if you can afford it go for it. Create your own private Utopia and watch the bonfire of the inanities.

Narr said...

Carl Spaatz added an 'a' to his German surname so that people would pronounce it correctly--spahts, not spats. My Oma pronounced our name the German way until the day she died, but now we are 'spats'es, as it were.

Biff said...

Tom T. said..."How do you write about the modern world if you aren't willing to experience it? Are his books all set in the '70s?"

To be fair, 1970 was fifty-three years ago, so he probably experienced at least some of that "modern world" before reacting to "turbulence."

mikee said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg0EpEzqYCc

Dean Koontz meets Stephen King.

Narayanan said...

and his books sell at airport stalls

anywhere else?

MikeD said...

This is just sad! From the Althouse comments & the unfamiliar commenters, I'll have to make a SWAG most, probably all, have never read one his books. His books are all centered on the eventual triumph of "good" over "evil". My hands down favorites are the one's wherein a canine is involved.
Of course , as prog/libs are the greatest initiators of evil, I can understand their distaste.

Jamie said...

I like him too - sure, he's not writing complex themes and he setting has a turn of phrase that makes me stop in the middle of a line to ponder... but he writes a good stick. The stories move, good wins, prices are paid. Haven't read anything of his in years but I read three or four at some point (I think when I was out in the field with time on my hands) and enjoyed the escape.

Anything but Jodi Picault or that Notebook guy! I resent having my emotions diddled so cheaply.

Robert Cook said...

I can remember 50 years ago reading a Dean Koontz story in a digest-sized science fiction magazine, ("Worlds of IF"), the only work of his I've ever read. He probably was paid a hundred or two hundred dollars--if that--for that modest effort. His methods and practices have reaped great dividends for him!

Michelle Dulak Thomson said...

MikeD,

That's untrue, at least in my case. Someone dropped off a big bag of them (two dozen or so) at the music store where I worked, "free to all comers," and I got through five or six of them before giving up. (I will read anything.)

Anyway, there was one that didn't end with the Forces of Good triumphing. The protagonists were a sociopath and a hideous narcissist (the sex she liked was, IIRC, unfurling a big rubber pad and masturbating on it, while forbidding her partner from doing anything but watch). He, meanwhile, gets off on killing people with grotesque explanations: Here's a guy in a wheelchair; his life must suck; let's off him! Oh, his wife is with him? Well, she can't be happy with her husband gone; let's off her, too! &c.

By the end of the book, this pair are set to be the next President and First Lady of the US. Can't remember anyone standing in their way.

MikeD said...

MDT, name of book?

Ernest said...

I really liked his five-volume Jane Hawk series.

Quaestor said...

"I give the characters free will," [Koontz] says.

How long does he stare at a blank page while waiting for a character to choose white or whole wheat?

Michelle Dulak Thomson said...

MikeD,

I don't remember the name; sorry. Nor any others of the ones I read. Except that, from reviews posted, I remember Intensity. That's the one with the sensitive artist who is also a serial killer, who stalks the woman who comes home to find her family murdered. IIRC, the heroine has access of some kind to a Japanese satellite codenamed "Godzilla," and turns it against the bad dude. Lines I won't forget: "They were all so beautiful in their pain, and all like angels when they died."