Nobyembre 16, 2021

Just once...

Ipinaskil ni Ann Althouse sa 2:05 PM
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15 komento:

Wince ayon kay ...

Might it help if you stop acting like a brat?

11/16/21, 2:10 PM
Narr ayon kay ...

"You may already be a weiner!"

11/16/21, 2:31 PM
Big Mike ayon kay ...

On the Internet, no one knows you’re really a dog.

11/16/21, 2:46 PM
tcrosse ayon kay ...

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

11/16/21, 3:03 PM
rhhardin ayon kay ...

Nobody gets called intelligent. Usually smart. "He's the smartest guy I know."

A woman wants to be respected for her feelings.

11/16/21, 3:32 PM
Gahrie ayon kay ...

I spend an hour every morning getting ready to go out. I put on my make up, do my hair, choose my scent and select my outfit for the day.

Then I spend the rest of the day being offended when people tell me I'm attractive.

11/16/21, 3:34 PM
Quaestor ayon kay ...

With that bulbous nose and uninteresting tubular figure, the canny observer may assume the dog secretly longs to be called hot. Nevertheless, trolling the analyst is one of the first-line defense mechanisms, thus the fake confession of longing to be recognized as intelligent.

Women are a lot like sausages in that respect, but they're the best of the wurst.

11/16/21, 3:52 PM
Jaq ayon kay ...

Needs a thought bubble for the shrink: "Why?"

11/16/21, 4:08 PM
Maynard ayon kay ...

is this a Jeffrey Toobin thread?

11/16/21, 5:36 PM
Joe Smith ayon kay ...

Middle name is Diggity...

11/16/21, 5:37 PM
Jamie ayon kay ...

Gahrie, you're a natural beauty!

11/16/21, 6:00 PM
Michelle Dulak Thomson ayon kay ...

tcrosse,

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

Oh, you rock my world! Doubleplusexcellent! Though I do wonder how many people will get it.

11/16/21, 6:20 PM
Scot ayon kay ...

Just once, I'd like to called a foot long.

11/16/21, 6:27 PM
mezzrow ayon kay ...

shrink: "to be frank, that's a stretch."

11/17/21, 5:09 AM
rcocean ayon kay ...

Just for once, I'd like to cut the mustard.

11/17/21, 9:17 AM

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