BIDEN: "I can hardly wait to debate [Trump] on stage. I want people to see me standing next to him and him standing next to me. Heh heh heh. We'll see who's sleepy."So... we saw who's sleepy. Or just an irreparable gaffe machine.
WALLACE: "Mr. Vice President, thank you. Thanks for your time. Please come back in less than 13 years, sir."
BIDEN: "All right, Chuck. Thank you very much."
WALLACE: "Uh. All right. Uh, it's Chris. But anyway."
BIDEN: "I just did Chris. No, no, I just did Chuck. I tell you what, man. These were back to back. Anyway.
WALLACE: No, it's okay.
BIDEN: I don't know how you do it, early in the morning, too. Thank you, Chris.
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Just now, on "Fox News Sunday":
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"an irreparable gaffe machine."
A neutral observation?
It would be fun to see Biden against Trump, almost as much as Bernie. If Bernie doesn't get it, there may be some vacant lots available in Milwaukee this summer.
Pass the popcorn.
“WALLACE: No, it's okay”
Could replace “No Malarkey.”
In an effort to pander to a Democrat candidate, Wallace will probably change his name to "Chuck"
Or just an irreparable gaffe machine.
I will admit he has been an irreparable gaffe machine in the past. (Could you imagine a Republican surviving some of the comments he has made?)
I still think he's senile.
Watching Chuck and Pete now. Pete has no answer as to why Blacks won’t vote for him.
Pete complains that Trump is dividing the country. Hurts democracy. “Turn the page on the toxic and divided country.” A huge part of that is that the Dems won’t accept Trump’s victory. The Dems created the problem!
It really is OK. Joe Biden as the Democrat presidential candidate would be a gift to Trump. But I do feel sorry for Joe, who is apparently unaware of how far he has slipped.
hey man. I'm cool. man.
Then again, maybe "Chuck" (with a capital 'C') is the new euphemism shorthand for "He who licks Democrats boots"
"an irreparable gaffe machine."
A neutral observation?
Don't worry. If Biden ends up being the nominee we'll still be treated to a series of posts of: "How Trump lost me".
I've come to the realization weeks ago that mocking Biden is elder abuse.
He's not being stupid, or out of touch. He has cognitive issues that are beyond his control.
How scary is it he got one vote, much less 48% of SC’s vote?
We might be too dumb as a country to survive.
"I just did[,] Chris. No, no, I just did Chuck. I tell you what, man. These were back to back."
Chris didn't just pass it off. He brought it to Biden's attention. So it did bother him. Apparently Old Joe believes these talking heads are like blacks and Asians. They all look alike.
I was so hoping that Biden would do poorly.
Just before that moment, Chris asked him to explain a couple of specific examples of his lying and gaffes!
Can I buy fire insurance on random buildings in Milwaukee?
senile
https://www.foxnews.com/media/joe-biden-baffles-with-promise-to-appoint-first-african-american-woman-to-u-s-senate
But HEY! it's Cool! He meant us supreme court; or something... right?
Also have to point out just how apt this statement is:
“I just did Chuck.”
I still chuckle at the ‘shooting guns in the air’ gaffe: if that’s considered a gaffe, or dangerous advice - a fellow got arrested for doing just what he Biden stated.
The odd slip of the tongue is ok, but when you have proven you can’t do the job, then it’s in dangerous territory (I’m sure some would try to apply this to trump, but note that he has proven he can do the job he’s been charged with).
Biden runs a campaign about nothing.
You're Slow Joe, and if you want to, Trump will call you Sleepy Joe. Doesn't matter what name is used, you'll live up to it.
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Congratulations to Sleepy Joe Biden!
Who's bankrolling Biden?
So much for reliable lucidity for that 3am phone call huh?
How many Chucks would Biden cite if he would chuck, could chuck Chris?
It's funny - sad funny. Funny sad. Biden is the corrupt moderate. Bernie is the radical commie- who isn't the level of corrupt that Biden is. So, the choice on the left is far-left commie who is only a mild government whore - or a 50year + government whore you used his power and the deep state to enrich his own family and will do so without any legal consequence because we are no longer a just society. We are ruled by the deep state.
If you have a moral compass- Bernie is the better choice. But if you are terrified of a guy who thinks a for-life dictator who ruined Cuba
(see here) is a swell leader, Bernie is a dead end too.
The entire democrat media industrial complex is a non-stop hammer to Trump. Feel the Deep State. Same with Hillarywood-Weinsteinland.
I think I'll read up on that 25th Amendment now.
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Verified account @ktumulty
A year ago, the Democrats were fielding the most diverse presidential field ever. Now, the race has come down to three white guys whose ages go all the way from 77 to 78.
tcrosse said...Who's bankrolling Biden?
The same "people" who covered up the extent of the coronavirus in China.
Chelsea Gabbard thinks it’s hilarious.
Mike Bloomberg is thinking, “I actually have a billion dollars with which to beat up Trump every single day between now and November.”
Seriously, Althouse; Biden versus Trump seems to me a lot like Hillary versus Trump. Except Biden is an even worse candidate, and Trump has shown himself to be an even worse sociopath than anyone could have imagined in 2016.
Heh heh heh.
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
Breezy said...Also have to point out just how apt this statement is:
'I just did Chuck.'
That sounds like something Titus would write. Biden reads Althouse?
RCP Betting odds shoes Sleepy Joe making a nice, steep run, supplanting Bloomy for 2nd place. Bernie still leads him 53-29, though.
ot: I forgot to mention a little something. a few weeks ago, Bernie was in CO for a rally. Bernie is very popular here, esp with youth and aging hippy-communists. we have a lot of both. Anyway, a local news station interviewed Bernie. I happened to see it. It was painful to watch. Bernie was asked mildly tough questions by a reliably prog-freiendly "news" station, and Bernie was visibly angry with the questions.
I thought - wow - Bernie gets angry with even the slightest tweak of a difficult question from friendly territory? OK then.
I just realized the CNN word of the eek is "sociopath"..
The drafters of the Constitution thought it prudent to place a minimum age requirement on the President. This probably seemed more important, worrying more about someone too immature becoming President since people didn't live as long back then. Maybe we now need a maximum age requirement. Nobody over the age of 68 can run for President.
Bernie Sanders has heart problems. Joe Biden has brain problems. If I were to vote Democrat, I'm not so sure I'd be thinking the guy who expresses amazement that someone can be coherent early in the morning (!) is the better choice. Who would really be running the show if Biden were President? Hunter?
Despite Althouse's best efforts to frame Trump as a modern day Cicero, these two geriatrics are similarly incompetent when it comes to public speaking.
"Can I buy fire insurance on random buildings in Milwaukee?"
Take the over!
"A huge part of that is that the Dems won’t accept Trump’s victory. The Dems created the problem!"
The D's blind spot to the results of their own actions is remarkable. They appear to really not notice how damaging and divisive their own actions and policies are, and consider any reaction wholly unwarranted and de novo.
That is hilarious. The 0:20 mark is where the senile old man realizes that his reading classes that he claims you "misplaced" are actually on his head.
gilbar said...
"https://www.foxnews.com/media/joe-biden-baffles-with-promise-to-appoint-first-african-american-woman-to-u-s-senate
But HEY! it's Cool! He meant us supreme court; or something... right?"
Let me explain. Biden is running for the Senate. Once he wins, he will Single-handedly appoint the President, who will then elect the Supreme Court. Got it?
If the dems really do nominate Slow Joe the VP pick will become the most important factor, as no one really believes Biden could complete 1 term given his diminished state.It's like knowing FDR is deathly ill before the 1944 election.
WHERE is his family?? I would NOT let my father embarrass himself daily like Joe is doing. It's really sad to watch a man with some type of dementia, and people are pushing him to be President of the United States. Obviously, he wouldn't be the one running things.
Biden must look in the mirror often and say: "Goddammit! C'mon man."
wendybar said...
"WHERE is his family?? I would NOT let my father embarrass himself daily like Joe is doing. It's really sad to watch a man with some type of dementia, and people are pushing him to be President of the United States. Obviously, he wouldn't be the one running things."
As long as he is running, he can't be indicted.
wow Joe the retard is now senile too. What a powerful combination for a prez candidate.
Chris-Chuck asked him about his gaffes right before Biden made another gaffe.
Biden is not capable of running the country. Senile.
"The entire democrat media industrial complex is a non-stop hammer to Trump. Feel the Deep State. Same with Hillarywood-Weinsteinland."
They have been for a while. You'd think it could hardly get worse, but I think it will. What are Dem MSMers to do, with either senile corrupt Slow Joe or with non-Dem "democratic socialist" Bernie? Sure, the out leftists could just shill for Bernie, but most will feel a sense of dread. Hammering Trump more is the only antidote to that dread.
“Despite Althouse's best efforts to frame Trump as a modern day Cicero, these two geriatrics are similarly incompetent when it comes to public speaking.”
Sleepy Joe, maybe he should borrow some of Trump’s Sudafed. He could then sound like a buzzed hyped up geriatric, like Schnurfy Trump.
Gk1 said...
If the dems really do nominate Slow Joe the VP pick will become the most important factor, as no one really believes Biden could complete 1 term given his diminished state.It's like knowing FDR is deathly ill before the 1944 election.
At least FDR was still alert enough to get rid of Henry Wallace. Every Democrat Biden or Bern ie would choose is another Wallace.
No Malarkey?
ALL Malarkey.
Biden reads Althouse comments?
If Biden beats Trump - then at least he probably won't destroy the nation like Bernie will.
Bernie+AOC = we are truly F-ed.
Joe, everyone you meet or talk with is named "Chuck."
Or Purple Penquin with a "Q."
Same problem we have here.
Sleepy Joe, maybe he should borrow some of Trump’s Sudafed.
_____&&&&&&
It will be proof with geometric logic for Sudafed. + for USA UK deal.
Wendybar
Hunter and Joe’s brothers want him to win. More grifting.
Tired and senile. Not a good combination. Certainly not on a talk show. Definitely not in the White House.
Was Biden on Chuck Todd's show before he was on Chris Wallace's show? That might explain the confusion. I don't watch the Sunday talk shows, so....
Hypothesis: Joe need to sniff hair to differentiate.
Discuss.
Joe obviously needs to start taking British Sudafed. Then his interviews will be Great Again.
Dammit, late on the Sudafed joke.
In Biden's defense, all of these talking head Sunday morning guys look and sound alike.
At least he didn't say that Chris had a really big stick.
We should probably ask Chuck if Biden practiced safe sex.
If Joe Biden gets the nomination he will call Trump "Barack" in the first debate.
Give Biden a break, probably partied a little bit after the big win.
I think Bad Touch Biden is the best name.
Bay Area Guy,
Yes, I was looking at that just a few minutes ago. It confirmed last night what I wrote- Bloomberg needs to drop out if they want to stop Sanders, not the other way around.
A good question after Tuesday will this- what does Bloomberg do when he doesn't win a single primary state on Tuesday (there is a good chance he doesn't even finish 2nd anywhere-see Tom Steyer)? Can his ego write off the $500+ million he has spent the last 3 months and withdraw from the race giving Biden the room to defeat Sanders outright?
In Biden's defense, all of these talking head Sunday morning guys look and sound alike.
Exactly. The MSM is a monolithic reverb machine. An army of Chucks.
Who would really be running the show if Biden were President? Hunter?
Hillary.
Big Mike said...
Who would really be running the show if Biden were President? Hunter?
Hillary.
Hillary is a tool. An old decrepit one.
It would be the Redstone family, Brian Roberts, The Disney family, Soros, Bloomberg et al.
The Chicoms own a big chunk of Biden and his family as well.
It would be really fun if Biden were to announce he's picking Mittens to be his VP.
Chuck? Chris? Who cares?
I'll thump Trump to resume
Sniffing and grifting
"Chris, Chuck. You guys all look alike and ask too many questions. I would never mistake Edward R. Murrow for Walter Cronkite. I remember when I told Cronkite about what was going on in Vietnam. I was the guy who set him straight about Vietnam."......Biden makes a lot of mistakes, but they're not really offensive or even irritating mistakes. In the land of the annoying, the addled man is king. I prefer Biden to Warren or Bernie. Warren and Bernie make mistakes too, but they're well thought out, carefully orchestrated mistakes. A lot of thought goes into their mistakes.
Mike Tanis: "It would be really fun if Biden were to announce he's picking Mittens to be his VP."
There is no possibility we could ever be that lucky.
Biden makes a lot of mistakes, but they're not really offensive or even irritating mistakes
To some extent I agree with you William. However, many of his "mistakes" are self-aggrandizing lies. Some reflect his cognitive decline.
He was always a self-aggrandizing bullshitter, but that is now worse with his developing dementia.
Notice that leftists accuse Trump of exactly what is going on with Biden and Bernie. The uninformed base believes that.
Biden was pretty lucid on Jake Tapper’s show, first one of the morning, although his voice was weak and he sounded very tired. He pronounces Taliban as “Tollybahn.”
Biden probably never watches FOX News.
“Tollybahn”: wasn't that the pronunciation that The Affirmative Action President used?
Pahkeestahn, Ahfgahneestahn and ISIL instead of ISIS: prior president’s preferred pronunciations. Super cosmopolitan and all, but sounded a lot better on Obama than Biden.
The day after Joe is inaugurated who whom will invoke the XXV amendment, the republicans or the democrats ?
Splanky,
You will have your answer when Joe announces Hillary as his running mate.
He isn't senile; he's dumb.
Decaffeinated Joe was mugged then creamed and is so wrong.
And to those of you who categorize Trump as a sociopath: what, did Trump have the Hare Test administered to him and you somehow became privy to the results? Yes, I know, the Hare Test is for psychopathy, but since the experts can't agree on the differences between psychopathy and sociopathy (or whether they are different) I think it's reasonable in bring up the Hare Test.
Biden might be Sleepy, but he's also Dopey, Grumpy, and possibly Sneezy.
So... we saw who's sleepy. Or just an irreparable gaffe machine.
@Althouse, consider the power of the word “and.”
these two geriatrics are similarly incompetent when it comes to public speaking. - ARM
You be sure to let me know when Trump needs a teleprompter to talk to a classroom full of sixth graders.
Have they asked him what newspapers he reads?
His staffers should tape a titled headshot to the lens to keep him on track.
Sydney said...
"Have they asked him what newspapers he reads?"
Or what was the last book he read?
Sleepy Joe, maybe he should borrow some of Trump’s Sudafed. He could then sound like a buzzed hyped up geriatric, like Schnurfy Trump.
And what an improvement that would be!
Biden is just a figurehead... they want to stop Bernie at all cost. They will get a brokered convention and Hillary gets the prize... Biden will just be swept under the rug when it's over.
Then Trump for four more years.
Die Biden Gaffe Maschine stolpert weiter...
Oh, Amy, thanks for posting this one. Believe I'll have another cup of covfefe.
Could you imagine a Republican surviving some of the comments he has made?
Our President just smiled right now, but he isn't exactly sure why...
Here's the plan. Let's just tell Biden that he won, He is now president. And whatever home home they put him in we'll call the Whie House. I guarantee he'll never know the difference.
I can't laugh any more. Biden's decline is sad and the fact that his campaign is continuing is appalling.
The last thing I want is to see him on a debate stage with Trump. The decline will be even clearer by then and Trump will have to choose between pity or cruelty -- either one will hurt Trump, not Biden.
And I don't even want to think about Biden's choice for VP if he gets the nomination. It will probably be a far-left woman, who in the event of Biden's win, will soon be our president.
claret cormorant said...
Our President just smiled right now, but he isn't exactly sure why...
??
Tell you what;
why don't You post, what You think is THE MOST outrageous thing President Trump's said?
Then, we'll compare it to some of the more milder things Senate candidate Biden has said
Here's a few to think about
150 MILLION people killed by guns this decade
A candidate for President gets to appoint US Senators (IF they're black women)
bragging about being endorsed, by "the Only Black Female Senator", while standing next to Kamela
[and, NO; those last two, are two SEPARATE things]
Oh, this one is too fun to ignore
"I got started out at an HBCU, Delaware State"
{HBCU Historically Black College or University}
Biden didn't GO to Del State, he went to Del U
The fucking son of a bitch doesn't Even remember WHERE he went to school
"The fucking son of a bitch doesn't Even remember WHERE he went to school."
Well, it was a long time ago.
purplepenquin said...
Could you imagine a Republican surviving some of the comments he has made?
Our President just smiled right now, but he isn't exactly sure why...
Look at that. PP thinks he said something really witty when he just showed everyone what the definition of confirmation bias is.
He read some quotes on a lefty website and they told him how dumb Trump is.
Because lefty.
He can't tell you any of the actual real quotes or why they mean Trump is dumb or racist. He just knows it is true.
Because lefty.
Trump is far more intelligent and far more successful than Barrack Obama and Purple Penguin.
Trump has a magic wand. That is what Obama and the leftists think make the economy better.
A newie but a goody:
"No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger, other than in self-defense, and that's rarely ever occurred," he said. "And so we have to just change the culture. Period. And keep punching at it and punching at it and punching at it."
That "whoosh" sound everyone just heard is the point going over Achilles's head.
I didn't say the President was dumb nor racist. I didn't read nor reference any quotes - on a "lefty" website or elsewhere - when making my comment. The only reason you...and others...label me as a 'lefty" is due to your own personal bias. All of that shit you just attributed to me was completely made up, in your own mind.
My comment was actually a bit of a compliment to Teflon Donald. He can...and has...said all kinds of things that would be "gaffes" for others, yet he always recovers & it never sticks to him. The "he doesn't know why" part of him smiling is 'cause he didn't actually see/hear it, yet somehow the forces of the universe let him know he was happy, and thus the smile.
*rolls eyes*
My comment was actually a bit of a compliment to Teflon Donald.
Says the lefty who thinks he isn't one. Trump has said lots of things that would kill off another politician but it doesn't because the voters were desperate in 2016 (See Flight 93 election) and because he has been keeping his promises unlike every other pol we have seen in 50 years. The left hates that but, worse, still doesn't understand it.
You could be an NT but there are only about a dozen of them left.
Tell you what;
why don't You post, what You think is THE MOST outrageous thing President Trump's said?
It ain't the "most outrageous" things, but "covfefe" and that quip about noise from windmills causing cancer come to mind right away. Things like those..and other comments he have made...would have sunk most other politicians, but The Donald just takes it in stride and keeps on going. Isn't that something his supporters admire about him? If so, why ya'll mad at me for also pointing it out?
seriously - ya'll will get triggered by almost anything, won't ya?
It ain't the "most outrageous" things, but "covfefe" and that quip about noise from windmills causing cancer come to mind right away.
Actually, he shrugged his shoulders and said "they say"....
Trump can say "They say Epstien didn't kill himself" . Is not the same as "Epstien did not kill himself"
"they say PP is a liberal" or "they say Inga is an idiot" does not mean I believe it.
Leaked documents show that Google raced to erase the meaning of the Arabic work “Covfefe” as soon as the President tweeted his reference to the word –
The truth will set you free
Given Biden's gaffe-tastic longevity in politics, he must have his own Teflon.
So what's that "great man" of his, Hunter up to?
Hunter turns Painter
You all just don’t get Joe Biden’s sense of humor.
The malarkey flows deep from the Biden Camp. It is a tsunami of malarkey.
Watch out when the tide goes way out--head for high ground as fast as you can. You are about to hear more malarkey than you ever dreamed existed. When it comes ashore, it is as if the world is drowning in malarkey.
A Trump/Biden contest would be one for the ages. In secret, Trump is working on the heavy bag right now, every day. Soon, he'll add the light bag for timing. The internet has informed me that BIDEN IS THE OPPONENT TRUMP FEARS!! Of course, the internet has told me previously that Harris, Booker, Warren, Bernie, Buttafuoco, Hillary, Gabbard, and Bloomberg were the opponents that Trump feared, so I'm a bit skeptical of their sources at this point.
This man's wife is a doctor, right? To put this clearly disoriented imbecile out there for extended exposure, to expose him to relentless ridicule, is nothing short of elder abuse. If she love him she will put a stop to this farce and get him the help he needs.
I'm not even completely joking about this. It's painful watching Biden try stringing thoughts together.
Left Bank of the Charles said...You all just don’t get Joe Biden’s sense of humor.
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"I'm not joking!"
she's a psychologist, yes it doesn't reflect well on her.
I thought Mrs Biden was a doctor of education
So, does any Dem actually think that Slow Joe, himself, has any actual thoughts about actual policy?
Or even that he knows where he was yesterday and where he will be tomorrow?
Is Joe, for anyone, more than a placeholder for Dem deep-staters and rabid anti-Trumpers?
Sebastian: "So, does any Dem actually think that Slow Joe, himself, has any actual thoughts about actual policy?"
Irrelevant.
The entire federal govt is fully aligned with the democrat party and their policy preferences. Without exception.
Biden could get elected and never appoint a single individual to any position and the entire federal govt would still move forward forcefully at all levels on every democrat initiative and there would be no push back of any sort coming from the courts.
This man's wife is a doctor, right? To put this clearly disoriented imbecile out there for extended exposure, to expose him to relentless ridicule,
Ed D, which is the same as teachers' union squared. Nothing useful.
purplepenquin said...
That "whoosh" sound everyone just heard is the point going over Achilles's head.
I didn't say the President was dumb nor racist. I didn't read nor reference any quotes - on a "lefty" website or elsewhere - when making my comment. The only reason you...and others...label me as a 'lefty" is due to your own personal bias. All of that shit you just attributed to me was completely made up, in your own mind.
Lefty says he isn't a lefty!
News at 11.
My comment was actually a bit of a compliment to Teflon Donald. He can...and has...said all kinds of things that would be "gaffes" for others, yet he always recovers & it never sticks to him. The "he doesn't know why" part of him smiling is 'cause he didn't actually see/hear it, yet somehow the forces of the universe let him know he was happy, and thus the smile.
*rolls eyes*
Trump has said all kinds of things that would be gaffes for others. They are gaffes.
Let us see if you are a dumb lefty or not.
If you can say Trump is smarter and more successful than Obama, Hillary, and any of the current idiots running for president, or any of the people talking about him on the TV that is a start.
It is objectively true.
And if you can say Trump isn't racist, and you can say the vast majority of his supporters aren't racist then you start gaining some cred.
Otherwise you are just another dumb lefty.
Sebastian said...
So, does any Dem actually think that Slow Joe, himself, has any actual thoughts about actual policy?
Or even that he knows where he was yesterday and where he will be tomorrow?
Is Joe, for anyone, more than a placeholder for Dem deep-staters and rabid anti-Trumpers?
Only the really stupid ones.
Most of them know exactly what they are voting for.
They are just standard tribal spoils system voters and they are the reason why democracy is a terrible governmental system.
Even if Biden's wife were an MD, it would be unethical for her to treat her own family. My Wife is an MD. When I get sick, she says, "You need to go see a doctor."
pp shot the best he had, saying...
It ain't the "most outrageous" things, but "covfefe"
and that quip about noise from windmills causing cancer come to mind right away
Those (THOSE!) are LITERALLY THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?
LITERALLY?
"Ken B said...
Can I buy fire insurance on random buildings in Milwaukee?"
I know you are kidding (sort of) but I'll answer anyway. No. You need an insurable interest.
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