Pebrero 17, 2020

What really crosses the line...


I found that because I loved this:

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Ralph L ayon kay ...

Guess he just lost the Gemini vote.

Temujin ayon kay ...

Loved the conference call thing. Man...I used to hate those stupid group phone meetings. As for Bloomberg, I see he's going for the much sought-after Aquarian vote. Well, he lost me, man. And when he loses me, he loses a key Aquarian. Man.

Seriously- he is phenomenally creepy.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

Aquarians are social planners whether you like it or not.

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

I've always said JEM-i-Nye.

madAsHell ayon kay ...

When did Richard become Rachel?

Clyde ayon kay ...

The Age of Aquarius was fifty years ago. Just sayin'.

Howard ayon kay ...

I love a girl with big nostrils. it's tangible evidence that she will still sleep with you after seeing you pick your nose.

Howard ayon kay ...

Clyde. An astrological age lasts approximately 2160 years. So we are still in the age of Aquarius. Just sayin' math is hard.

Howard ayon kay ...

It's Gem-i-knee

FWBuff ayon kay ...

That Mike Bloomberg! What a droll fellow!

Carol ayon kay ...

Well....Lincoln, Reagan - and me!

Firefox keeps disappearing the links.

MadisonMan ayon kay ...

It's Gem-i-knee

Wikipedia disagrees. I guess we should just say Castor and Pollux.

Amexpat ayon kay ...

Politically, I'm more aligned with MB than any other major candidate (except for the silly soda stuff). But I agree that there is something creepy about the guy. Perhaps it the age and being super rich that makes him seem a bit off kilter. He really needs to start doing interviews and getting on the debate stage if he wants to get the nomination and beat Trump.

robother ayon kay ...

Before his first billion, astrological signs were his best (only) pickup move. Most frequent response? "My eyes are up here, Mike."

Lucid-Ideas ayon kay ...

The conf call thing was painful to watch. A highly exaggerated impression of something no one does. Acting.

stevew ayon kay ...

I don't know that woman but my read of her facial expressions tells me she disagrees with whatever it is they are discussing and deciding.

As for Bloomberg and zodiac sign: that zodiac stuff is made up nonsense. I find his believing in it therefore to be disqualifying.

TIC or /sarc, if you prefer.

Bill, Republic of Texas ayon kay ...

@Amexpat or anyone else.

Other than gun grabbing and nannyism what does Bloomberg stand for?

Howard ayon kay ...

I don't look up pronunciation in the funk and wagnalls, I learned to pronounce Gem-i-knee from the space program.

AllenS ayon kay ...

Correct pronunciation --

Gemini

Howard ayon kay ...

Amexpat: yeah I get the same vibe. I wonder if Mike is on the spectrum somewhere

robother ayon kay ...

In the era of the platform shoe, 5'4" Mike was the only Belly button Man anyone ran into at Studio 54.

rehajm ayon kay ...

So he's pandering to the all important astrology nut demographic...

Clyde ayon kay ...

Let the sunshine in, Howard.

Ice Nine ayon kay ...

>>I don't know that woman but my read of her facial expressions tells me...<<

My read of her face told me she was a man.

Howard ayon kay ...

Orange Sunshine!

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

What do Trump, Pence, Barr, and Giuliani have in common?

Wilbur ayon kay ...

As a lifelong Aquarian, I consider anyone who believes in or even refers to astrology on a positive way to be a total ignoramus. Those I've encountered in my life all had serious mental or psych issues.

LA_Bob ayon kay ...

Great response to Bloomberg's tweet.

https://twitter.com/bdu77y/status/1228960554590654464/photo/1

Aquarians are supposed to be compatible with Geminis. They are supposed to be incompatible with Scorpios. I'm a Scorpio. Not votin' for Bloomberg.

Maillard Reactionary ayon kay ...

When people (always women) ask my my sign, I tell them "All Turns From Right Lane". That probably applies to a lot of people who live in Jersey.

If I had to guess, I'd say that Kamala Harris' sign is "Slippery When Wet".

Bryan Townsend ayon kay ...

Speaking as a Gemini, I am not surprised and he doesn't have my vote.

Char Char Binks, Esq. ayon kay ...

1/12 of all murderers, arsonists, and bird burglars are Aquariuses.

BarrySanders20 ayon kay ...

Me on a too-many-person conference call: Checks Althouse. Reads comments.

Yancey Ward ayon kay ...

Conference calls are worthless if more than two people are speaking.😛

Ken B ayon kay ...

Star Wars and the Jedee knights?
Octopee, plural?
Alumnee?

Maillard Reactionary ayon kay ...

BarrySanders20--

My last employer was big on the telecons, but they did allow me to work from home two days a week. During the warm weather, I'd take the laptop out on the deck and enjoy the fresh air and sunshine while people droned on.

One time the initiator of the call asked me what the noises were he was hearing (we were waiting for the rest of the participants to show up). I told him that it was the birds in my back yard.

Knowing that he was in a cube under fluorescent lights at the time brought me an extra little bit of sunshine that day.

stevew ayon kay ...

Looked up Rachel Sennott, she's an actress and comedian. At 24 years old or so she has probably never experienced the 11+ person conference call, but she's done a great job portraying the experience.

exiledonmainstreet, green-eyed devil ayon kay ...

Howard said...
Clyde. An astrological age lasts approximately 2160 years. So we are still in the age of Aquarius. Just sayin' math is hard."

Astrology is bullshit, Howard.

Just sayin'.

Amexpat ayon kay ...

"Other than gun grabbing and nannyism what does Bloomberg stand for?"

I'd looking for a competent, pragmatic, moderate without any grand political agenda. MB fits that bill for me more than anyone else in the race. If Nikki Hayley were running, I'd support her over MB.

Maillard Reactionary ayon kay ...

Yancey Ward: Another telecon anecdote. At another place that I worked, we had weekly telecons with two other engineering teams in different cities. Well, we were supposed to, anyway. The conference system never seemed to be able to enable the other two sites to hear the one where the speaker was at any given time. Calls would degenerate into extended sessions of "Can you hear me?", "Is anybody talking?", attempts to re-dial in, etc.

I dubbed the system the "Cone of Silence" after the running gag on the old "Get Smart" TV show.

This was particularly amusing to me because the company was in the digital networks business.

Ken B ayon kay ...

Not that funny, but at least it’s an attempt at actual humor not just political sneering passed off as comedy.
I think the bit where she speaks is overdone and overlong. Better more faces and a quick “oh yeah I agree”.

Ann Althouse ayon kay ...

The phone call thing is a comedy bit.

Anyone remember Bob Newhart?

Churchy LaFemme: ayon kay ...

Anyone remember Bob Newhart?

"Moo goo goo goo!"

Curious George ayon kay ...

"Anyone remember Bob Newhart?"

I remember Bob Newhart.

Rachel Sennott is no Bob Newhart.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

Bob Newhart is the best comedian ever. Either that or his writers were. Gags galore. Darrell and my other brother Darrell always got to me.

tcrosse ayon kay ...

Bob Newhart is still walking around. The finale of his innkeeper show, where he wakes up with Suzanne Pleshette, is for the ages.

tcrosse ayon kay ...

The phone call thing is a comedy bit.

Shelley Berman, Mike Nichols, and George Jessel used it, too.

Bill Peschel ayon kay ...

I assume when Bob was doing his albums he was writing his own material, so he was funny.

Rachel may be funny, but old men are not her audience, which is fine.

I scrolled through her tweets, and she's a 24-year-old single comedienne who tells BJ jokes. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And she's lamenting she's 24. God, I wish I was that young and dumb again.

Howard ayon kay ...

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday. I warned you about messing around with mathematics. I really don't want to worry your pretty little head about procession of the equinox.

Ken B ayon kay ...

Bill P
You can’t be that young but as for dumb, Bernie is recruiting.

Darrell ayon kay ...

Gags galore. Darrell and my other brother Darrell always got to me.

It was Darryl. And his other brother Darryl.

Thank you very much.

gadfly ayon kay ...

Mike Bloomberg is too old to pronounce Gemini as "Geminee." It was not conventional or used much publicly until the movie "First Man" from 2018 when "Geminee" referred to the Gemini 8 spacecraft.

So, he should always remember, "Aye, aye, Captain, we will ban the sale of large sodas (otherwise know as "pop") and other sugary drinks at restaurants, movie theaters, street carts and places-to-be-named-later, in order to combat America's rising obesity trend.

Jay Vogt ayon kay ...

I'm sure they're both nice enough people, but why would anyone be stupid enough to put an unpleasant video of themselves easily accessible on the internet.

Some things, I just can't figure out.

LA_Bob ayon kay ...

To me, the Bloomberg video was harmless, a nothing-burger. If Bloomberg were more popular among the commentariat here, his Aquarian ramblings would be thought charming.

TrespassersW ayon kay ...

I don't believe in astrology.

But then, I'm a Libra, and Libras don't believe in astrology.

(I freely admit to stealing this joke a long time ago; so long ago that I don't remember who I stole it from.)

Original Mike ayon kay ...

Blogger Howard said..."I don't look up pronunciation in the funk and wagnalls, I learned to pronounce Gem-i-knee from the space program."

That's interesting. I never noticed they got it wrong.

mikee ayon kay ...

I simply assume any time I see Bloomie's face on the internet, he's paid somebody for his mug to be there. Well, Althouse?

And I ignore it, as I ain't buyin' what he be sellin' me.

I strongly recommend everyone on earth do likewise, for the good of the country, themselves, and probably the entire planet.

If you can be bought cheap by this guy, you will be, good and hard.

traditionalguy ayon kay ...

Astrology is the original human intellectual pursuit. And the Chinese beat the barbarians to that too. There is a reason all the religious priesthoods were once star gazers. The sun, moon and stars were a regular system of timing everything and was studied by wise men the first 99.99% of human civilization. But it is not a science.

AllenS ayon kay ...

I'm a Scorpio, but not a practicing Scorpio.

Jim at ayon kay ...

What do Trump, Pence, Barr, and Giuliani have in common?

None of them have been in my kitchen?

stevew ayon kay ...

I'm so old and out of touch that I never knew there was more than one way to pronounce Gemini.

n.n ayon kay ...

Same-symbol astrology (SSA)?

Achilles ayon kay ...

Amexpat said...

I'd looking for a competent, pragmatic, moderate without any grand political agenda. MB fits that bill for me more than anyone else in the race. If Nikki Hayley were running, I'd support her over MB.

So gun confiscation is pragmatic and moderate?

I blame public education...

Howard ayon kay ...

Some psuedoscholars think that the ancient Babylonians and Egyptians worship the bull because Taurus was at the equinox, then Moses chose Aries the ram and the ram horn as their sacred symbol of the new age while Aries was in the equinox. Pisces was in The equinox in the age of Christ there for ipso facto the Christian fish symbol signifies pices and then of course it's party on Garth in the 1960's at the dawning of the of the age of Aquarius.

Who knows if any of that shit is true however it is some very interesting bro science to ponder after a couple bong loads.

Rick.T. ayon kay ...

Bob Newhart’s sister was a BVM nun who taught my wife at Immaculata girls HS in Chicago. He was very supportive financially when the school had a need.

Freeman Hunt ayon kay ...

Ha! I'm on a board that does all meetings through video calls. (I am part of the never-turning-on-video contingent.) There are lots of those aborted vocalization peeps.

Howard ayon kay ...

Some bro scientists speculate that astrology was started by women because they started timing there periods with the phases of the Moon. This basically was the mechanism that helped humans discover Time and its cycles. Some Bros opine that this is why the preliterate ancients worshipped the goddess. One can imagine that is a useful tool for determining when you have to move to different areas or when you have to sow your seed. It kind of sort of makes sense deterministically however is completely unprovable.

gpm ayon kay ...

>>Anyone remember Bob Newhart?

May have said this here before, but I went to the same Jesuit high school on the near West Side of Chicago that Newhart attended. Class of '42, I think (him, not me!). Undoubtedly the most famous graduate (again, him, not me!). He was a Northsider (ugh) in the original Newhart series. But the Suzanne Pleshette thing was certainly the best final shot of any TV series ever.

--gpm

bagoh20 ayon kay ...

There are a lot of things that are not competent, pragmatic, or moderate. A few come to mind:

Wanting to change policy that delivers strong growth, and low unemployment.
Wanting to replace policies that have increased wages, especially at the bottom.
Wanting to undo the best trade agreements negotiated in decades if not longer.
Wanting to replace the administration that has finally gotten Europe and many other nations stop treating the U.S. taxpayers like chumps.
Wanting to reverse policy that has the US leading the way in greenhouse gas reductions while nations who signed agreements to do so continue to increase them.
Wanting to rob Americans of their centuries coveted 2nd Amendment rights that save millions of innocent lives, and do more to make us all equal than any other law, or policy ever could.
Thinking you can do better than Trump at controlling our enimies without starting a war.
Telling grown adults in a free nation how big their soda can be.

Bloomberg is as crazy, tyrannical, and radical as the rest of them, but less introspective and more elitist.

Happy Warrior ayon kay ...

Any one else running into the tweets showing for only a moment and then disappearing? If I refresh the page they flash back again... difficult to read that way.

Kelly ayon kay ...

My husband has actually put himself on mute during a conference call and called me to chat. As for astronomy, I have noticed it’s becoming a thing again judging by the display tables at Barnes and nobles. Bloomberg is obviously going fo the new, new age vote.

Narr ayon kay ...

Precession, not procession, you dumb Jarhead! Just kidding; thanks Howard for your service (and all you other veterans too, whatever wacky things you may believe now), and for poking the hive here once in a while.

Benson Bobrick's The Fated Stars is amusing and enlightening on Astrology. It's true Astrology is no science, but as it required long, careful observation, record keeping, and sophisticated math, it was responsible for birthing Astronomy.

Something that surprised me in Lemonick's bio of William Herschel (besides the entirely avoidable mistake of placing one of Herschel's ancestors in the wrong war) was the fact(?)
that he--in partnership with his sister Caroline--put more stars in the catalog than any previous viewer had . . . in part because he mastered optics and designed and built his own apparatus.

I remember Major Major Major.

Narr
Like Gomer Pyle, I'm Taurus the Bull

Wilbur ayon kay ...

Whenever anyone asked me my sign, I always replied "I'm a Feces". Some comedian said that many years ago and I stole it.

Mid-Life Lawyer ayon kay ...

My wife is on conference calls daily and she often works from home. I'm around about half the time and this is just about exactly what she looks like on a call except she's quite a bit more assertive when she needs to be. She pushes her way in on things that matter. (Regulatory attorney for a public utility)

Anthony ayon kay ...

I bet she (and a whooooooole lotta other wimmins) would be good for the Aquaman candidate.

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