I had to look at my texts to see what mine would be, and it was wonderfully absurd:
Althouse 2020
elephants in the garden
IN THE COMMENTS: No one asked me why I'd texted "elephants in the garden." It was my reply to Meade, when he texted me an untitled video from our garden:
Knowing the plant is called "elephant ears," I texted back my idea of a title.
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১৬১টি মন্তব্য:
That's why I'm voting for you. You get me.
Rcocean 2020
Cat's in the Back.
Weirdly enough, my last text was "For Sardinia?"
Henry 2020
For Sardinia?
George 2020
Scary!
My response to a text from a friend who's son is in the hospital with pericarditis.
Person 2020
Remove me from your texting list
Before that?
Henry 2020
Have Some Breakfast
LastName 2020
Hey whatever happened to that collection notice you got from the City?
Harris 2020
Let's get it on, Baby!
LastName 2020
I've been playing with them.
Really and truly:
Prole 2020
cautionary tale
Friendo 2020
You don't wanna know what's in there
rehajm 2020
I Booked Dinner @ 6:30
I love Althouse's slogan. Combines the earthy calming wisdom of a Chauncey Gardner with subliminal appeal to Democrat's fears (Elephants in our garden, oh my!)
Monkeys 2020
Fill out IRS form 3949
Leland 2020
Yes
It was nearly "Ok", which would have marked me as a white supremacists.
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez 2020
“Catfight” is the sexist term Republicans use when two adult women happen to disagree with each other.
You are right this is gold.
Deb 2020 A possibility?
AOC 2020
Climate change is here + we’ve got a deadline: 12 years left to cut emissions in half.
A #GreenNewDeal is our plan for a world and a future worth fighting for.
How did we get here?
What is at stake?
And where are we going?
Harrogate 2020: Is this about yesterday?
Rick T 2020: OK
MayBee 2020
Yay! See you Saturday!
Policraticus 2020
Still waiting
Phil 2020
Let's look at insurance
Meade 2020
*dick pic*
Almost as short as my slogan. (j/k)
I'm strangely attracted to the 'Elephants in the Garden' slogan. I'd vote for you. It's mesmerizing. So much better than 'Friday Fish Fry...all you can eat!"
Better in your garden than in your pajamas because it's always hard to explain how they get in your pajamas.
AOC 2020
“There's a lot of people more concerned about being precisely, factually, and semantically correct than about being morally right,”
Boring: Psota 2020 - I just got to Civic center BART station
Better: Psota 2020 - we're on it!
MikeR 2020. Call Mommie. Keep trying.
Nichevo 2020
Obviously if it had been hushed up, and of course if not in your area, you might not know.
(Was asking a SCA peep about Fan's story. Can't confirm.)
Fen's
Delmonico 2020
Bring the 9mm, too.
"MikeR 2020. Call Mommie. Keep trying."
Great Democratic candidate slogan.
"MikeR 2020. Call Mommie. Keep trying." Great Democratic candidate slogan.
Mother's not going to like this.
[Chuck]2020: Ok w/me.
So maybe this meme isn't so much fun after all.
It's very much like "Your stripper name." Remember that meme, in the early days of the internet? Pre-Twitter, of course. You took the name of your first pet as your first name, and the name of the street that you grew up on as your last name. And then, for the rest of that particular cocktail hour, everybody used their stripper names.
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And we Republicans have got to get ourselves back to the gar-ar-ar-AR!-ar-den...
Burstein 2020
Totally fine!
Previous text:
Burstein 2020
If the kids haven't missed their naps!
Aberdin 2020
How much longer does she have?
Readering 2020 Yikes!
Walters 2020 okay
GOP = elephants
SeanF 2020 - Will do.
I kinda like it.
Next-to-last text was "You're allowed to have dogs in an apartment?"
Carol 2020
Thurs at 1 ok
Call me but not after 10 pm.
JR 2020
Where are you?
Ward 2020-Yep, turned 35.......or dyslexic.
Trump 2020
Fake news!
Beaneater 2020
Am just lying down for nap. Is it urgent?
CJ 2020
I Think We Should Head to the Shore Sunday Night
Pennsylvania is no longer in play.
Comey 2020
Truth can be found at a lake
Hannio 2020
Better than Og
Cracker2020
You're a young little chick
(wife's birthday)
Stebnitz 2020
I Will Start the Oven!
Schumer 2020- "Epstein who?"
Rory 2020 Tanya Lemani
Nadler 2020
Don't skimp on the Mozzarella!
Pelosi 2020- "Make that bitch do all the goferring on her committees?"
Borell 2020 Not that I know of
Williamson 2020
Gnostic peace is at hand!
Chuck 2020- "Can you send me copies of all the receipts for pecan pie purchases from the last 2 years?"
Fernandistein's Monster 2020
"OK"
Warren 2020-"Can you recalculate my DNA results?"
England 2020
👊🏼
Sanders 2020- "Will spend the weekend at the Summer dacha."
Lastname 2020
That guy who played Freddy is really hard to look at.
Acosta 2020- "The walls are closing in."
Works for either Acosta.
Epstein 2020-"Bill, you better fucking get me out of this mess!"
Clinton 2020-"I did not fly with that guy, Epstein!"
Epstein 2020-"Hey, my new cellmate just told me he had a message from Hillary- hope it is good news!"
Mark 2020
Right back at you, good sir!
Since I don't text, my stripper name is Lancelot Ivanhoe, pretty good for a tranny.
The elephant is trying to get down off your goose.
Dugan 2020
Works great!! Looking forward to it.
chuckR 2020 It'S a girl!!
First grandkid coming up
Dxxxxxxxx 2020
Tee time’s at 10:06
Reinitz 2020 Don't worry I'll head home then.
Not much of a slogan, but incredibly accurate prediction of results!
Maguire 2020 Will do, thanks!
I like it!!
Curious George said...
George 2020
Scary!
Your candidacy is doomed.
Qxxsresfs - 2020
I’ll bring enough beer for everyone.
What happened to the street you grew up on and your first pet's name.
Clinton 2020
That motherfucker did what?
Nonapod - 2020
Driving, can't text Sent from MY ROGUE
Swede 2020
Yeah, right.
Roadgeek 2020
I'm in my office
Kitty Jane College
Sydney 2020
Do we need meat?
Smith 2020
Are you really 18?
The one before that:
Swede 2020
Are you kidding me? No fucking way. Tell that asshole to call me. Today.
Uummm, vote for me?
Weimer 2020 Good
FWBuff 2020:
Do they serve breakfast?
Lopes 2020 Done
"Sydney 2020
Do we need meat?"
Buttigieg 2020- Yes, and buns!
Titus 2020- Am I invited, too?
Yep I did this too:
Wolf 2020 "I'm with you man!"
Biden 2020 "sdiedl dlsile s; f8sl8s lldls"
As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden. Until the goddam elephants trample everything.
Curt 2020: Hope it works!
Wife's was
Sandi 2020 "Busy! I'll call you back."
Patrick 2020
Productive morning. I love you!
So far I really like Delmonico's. And Lopes'.
Durocher 2020
You left the garage open again!
"Anthony" 2020
Yup
Daddly 2020
Oh....wait!! I spoke too soon!
Alvarez 2020
I'm just special i guess
Lol.
Canup 2020
"I should re-watch Cheers"
DarkHelmet 2020
I found the keys.
Better than cleaning up after them indoors.
tcrosse 2020
Sorry. Wrong number.
wwww 2020
LOL it's not letting me spell s. T. y. e.
(spell check auto changed stye in my eye to State)
earlier tweet:
wwww 2020
A state in my eye
Narr 2020
i am free until 8
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Been gone, did I miss anything?
Clyde 2020
Why I Oughta... !
LSDKJFLKJW 2020
You still mad?
Basil Duke 2020 I'll Be There By Then, You Old Suppurating Human Ulcer
To be fair it was a hike.
Not bad.
WK 2020 - down in 5 minutes
Pizza 2020: "I had an appointment this morning and wasn't allowed to drive home"
Mueller 2020
Somewhere, out there, there's a crime, I think
Heyman 2020: "It's hard to balance all these spinning discs... I feel like a circus performer."
Wenzel 2020:
What kind of deodorant do you prefer?
Michigan and Trumbull 2020
You are a target rich environment.
Jack 2020 "Nope, wasn't planning on it"
MM 2020
You around later this afternoon?
MP 2020
Still humid here.
campy 2020
Touring wastewater plant now
Lori 2020
We'll just have to rough it!!
“Farmer 2020 All Right”
Pretty boring but startlingly accurate :)
Turner 2020 ...all you can eat!
Darrell 2020
No cell, no texts.
Daniel 2020
We are all square.
Ocasio-Cortez 2032
"Singling Out Women of Color"
My stripper name is Tigger Emerson.
Oliver 2020
I got the skewers!
Better
I’ll get skewered!
TradGuy 2020
nice pics. Looks like paradise.
Binks 2020
Not Delivered
mikeski 2020: I'll be out there in September.
I guess I don't think I need to campaign much?
My first pet had a female name, so I'd have to have some plumbing adjustments made for the pet-name-street-name rule to work.
Mrs. X 2020
I like cotton.
NS 2020
Burgers, no buns
"Burger 2020: Yup!"
Simple. Positive. Uplifting. Not as cool as "elephants in the garden" but I like it.
jvb
stevew 2020
Tastes great, Less filling!
adSs 2020
I just got to the gate.
Theranter 2020
So cute!!
Trump 2020: Punked like a bitch on illegal immigration.
“So cute” would. work great for Buttygig.
Majestyk 2020
Who am I? Why am I here?
Amadeus 48 2020
The wind! The wind!
Comey 2020
Something smells.
Trump 2020
Mother isn't going to like this.
Ingachuck'stoothlessARM 2020
Judge won’t designate retired Gen. Michael Flynn co-conspirator
Huh. And here I thought it was a great slogan, the modern version of “a chicken in every pot.”
@Althouse, thanks for the explanation but I’m still not voting for you.
“Almost as short as my slogan. (j/k)”
Ha ha! No doubt.
I knew that.
Narr
Green elephants
Fritz 2020. Ready is relative.
Hunt 2020 - Weird suspense!
"Weird suspense!" came from a text response to someone telling me that they would tell me the reason for a mundane thing when I returned from a trip.
Wild Swan 2020
With all the rain
Stripper name? Jiggs Thomason.
Sounds more like a jazz trombonist.
There must be a lot of campaign slogans using this meme that are just emoticons/emojis. Can't do emojis with this format, can we?
(Thank goodness for that.)
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Stripper name: Poochie Street.
That could also be a made man in the Outfit. (Real name: Paolo Viadolomiti.)
Are we still here? OK, stripper name-
Tuppy Alrose
Narr
Dog was dumber than shit
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