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"Doctors urge women to stop putting garlic in vaginas..."
A teaser at Drudge goes to "No, Putting Garlic in Your Vagina Will Not Cure a Yeast Infection" (at Oprah Magazine). The best part of that is the comments, which generally proceed on 2 themes, exemplified by: 1. "But garlic pairs well with fish" and 2. "Keeps away vampires!"
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You are so not getting appointed to the supreme court after that fish thing.
It's a hair of the dog thing.
"No, Putting Garlic in Your Vagina Will Not Cure a Yeast Infection" (at Oprah Magazine).
No, but there will be unlimited garlic bread sticks!
Good! It was all just a marketing ploy by Big Garlic in the first place.
2. "Keeps away vampires!"
because women don't like awarding Red Wings?
It better not be male doctors!
but it really puts the Italia in genitalia
Salad!
Kill-joys everywhere.
Olive Garden breadsticks targeted by activist investor
Unlimited garlic breadsticks have been a staple at Olive Garden, but an activist investor is calling on the Italian food chain to give one or maybe two servings of the carbs to patrons.
From the article:
"It turns out this DIY method is actually not an effective treatment for that internal burning or itching. In fact, it can actually harm your lady garden. And that's why Dr. Jen Gunter, OBGYN and author of The Vagina Bible, wrote a (now viral) thread of tweets to end the cycle of fake vajayjay news"
The Vagina Bible? Hmm. Anybody got a picture of Dr. Gunter? What's the over/under on whether she's hot or not?
Asking for a friend.
"That's a spicy-a meat-ball !!"
"Help me, Obi GYN !!" -- Princess Leia
I knew a woman who worked for a gynecologist, and she said that removing different types of food from the vagina happens more than you think. I should also mention she said that when the vagina says YUCK to these different articles of food there is a strong odor of disapproval.
The Vagina is not a refrigerator!
What did the Yogurt say to the garlic clove?
" Dont be such a douche!!
so the "G" in G-spot wasnt for "garlic"
Transylvanian birth-control
"Skip the garlic, Monica, try the cigar." -- BJ Clinton
Robin Williams said we spend our first 9 months on earth trying to get out of the pussy - and the rest of our lives trying to get right back in.
EDH said "No, but there will be unlimited garlic bread sticks! "
Ewww...
Funny comments on this thread!
Actually you can buy treatments for vaginal yeast infections in most grocery stores without a prescription. They can be a little pricey (like $10-20) but they are effective. Many women suffer from yeast infections while taking prescribed antibiotics, which kill "good" bacteria and allow undesirable fungi to take over.
I can't even remember where I saw this several years ago so call it an urban legend, but the young children of people who worked at commercial bakeries were more prone to yeast infections (supposedly because they were bathed while the bakers still had yeast on their hands).
BAG said...Anybody got a picture of Dr. Gunter? What's the over/under on whether she's hot or not?
Dr Jen
seems hot... for an Abortionist
Cunnilingus is like eating sardines out of a coonskin cap.
Narr
Good Sunday morn!
"You know-- some people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth.
Me-- I was born with a fucking clove of garlic!
I tellya-- I get no respect"
Yes, well if the subject woman is suffering from frigidity, then can we consider her underpants the icebox produce drawers?
Nothin' could be finah,
Than my tongue in her vagina,
In the morn--in.
Nothin' could be sweetah,
Than her lips around may petah,
In the norn--in!
Narr
There's a spot that make me hot . . .
To bolster her campaign, Democrat Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand should seize this important article, and prepare a video-taped PSA announcement about the legitimate concerns of female yeast infections, but also emphasize the dangers of unauthorized garlic insertion into the female genitalia to combat such infection.
She should then post this PSA on Instragram (next to her work-out video), with a live demonstration of the proper technique for garlic-vagino exflitration of this pungent bulb.
I think this will appeal to a large segment of the Oprah Winfrey voter demographic.
Hey, it's gotta work better than her current campaign strategy.
When those women in Ellen's studio audience whoop and jump up and down, do their garlics fall out?
I told my wife what I planned to write in my comment. She told me not to.
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a garlic bulb?
It's a hole, like any other, and sometimes a whore, if you're woke.
They should put Rusty there instead.
I am willing to bet that women who put garlic where it doesn't belong are more likely to be anti-vaxxers than those that don't.
And it's also likely no one here is willing to take the other side of that bet.
"Tonight's Special is a Penne pasta with a zesty Vagina-garlic sauce"*
"I'll have what she's having"
*comes with a side of Kentucky Jelly
Add one of those Yoni steamers and they'll really be cooking.
I suppose women who put pistols in there get the initial infection.
What? No baby powder?
makes you wonder if that's how the Lady of Shalott got her name
An alternative as men have worked out to avoid them? Does it deal with cob-webs?
You can practically see the COSMO cover already--
HOT SEX: Out Of The Pantry And Into Your Panty--
10 common condiments to spice up your love life
Thanks for sharing…
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