Somebody has glued a sex toy to the top of the KRH Regimental Headquarters.
— Nick Waters (@N_Waters89) July 25, 2018
Apparently it’s going to take 40 days to remove as it’s “not a priority job” in the view of estate management. pic.twitter.com/JwtNhA8914
Video contains some amusing boinging.
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Thanks for the biggest laugh of the day.
So cute. Portland Oregon had someone who tossed hundreds of pairs of dildos tied together over powerlines... kinda like how you would do that with sneakers but with dildos. (https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/07/sex_toys_hanging_from_portland_1.html)
The amusing part is having breakfast at on outside cafe making sure my 8 year old son's back is to one pair of the dildos so I don't have to talk about them during breakfast.
Hooooooogannnn!
KRH = King's Royal Hussars, so they're Brits. The delay is probably due to union rules for the civilian employees -- they have to figure out which craft has control over dildo-removal. That could be choice assignment (under other circumstances).
I'd leave it up there. Maybe work it into the Regimental Insignia.
You get a ladder. You remove the object. If anyone complains you claim it was a training exercise. If they still bitch and moan, you stick a .30 machine gun in their face and suggest that their nose needs to be blown.
Wimps
In today's Britain, 40 days is half the usual wait.
I'm not even sure you need a ladder.
You said "Tidworth".
If it were a piece of bacon on a Muslim community center it would be gone by nightfall.
Wait until some spotted owl perches on it, making it part of an endangered species habitat..
When I lived in CT, someone glued a giant dildo on the shoulder of exit 10 on I-84- it was there for two weeks.
If that is the bomb disposal guys workin' the grabber, they have a more serious problem.
How many British soldiers does it take to unscrew a dildo? We know how long.
It keeps the evil eye away.
It finally occurred to me that the protruding windows are designed to allow a view at angles a flat window wouldn't allow. Sure looks odd.
Hussars don't unscrew dildoes. That's a job for the SAS.
“I'd leave it up there. Maybe work it into the Regimental Insignia”
More history is made this way than anyone involved would like to admit.
"Apparently it’s going to take 40 days..."
If it takes any longer than 4 hours to go down, I thought you were supposed to seek medical attention. Or alert the media.
All of a sudden Wile E. Coyote looks mechanically adept.
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