25 મે, 2018

"Smoked 3 joints been bothered by non cops 6 times... Suck my d--k San Antonio... San Antonio sucks and so do their tacos."

Tweeted the comedian Ronald Funches, quoted in "Comedian unhappy with San Antonio shows leaves a crude message for the city" (LMT online).

I'm blogging this because: 1. I think the contrast between the insults and the headlines is funny, 2. I can't tell exactly how hostile/self-critical Funches really is and the complexity intrigues me, 3. The concept of "non cops," 4. The specificity of the numbers 3 and 6 and the issue whether details like that are essential to humor, 5. This is the second post of the day and the first post had brats and this one has tacos.

31 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Eleanor કહ્યું...

He could stand a few weeks without tacos.

rehajm કહ્યું...

Quite a prestigious vc. Perhaps it is you what suck?

tds કહ્યું...

I'm getting the message: "451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons. Sorry, this content is not available in your region." on the whole LMT site.

It seems EU data protection act is fully operational

bleh કહ્યું...

San Antonio is where tacos were born.

Darrell કહ્યું...

What is "Why do you think they call it dope?" Alex.

gilbar કહ્યું...

"San Antonio is where tacos were born"
Really BDNYC?
I suppose so, but i always think of San Antonio Chili

Stephen Taylor કહ્યું...

Being from Central Texas, I can see where San Antonio might be a hard town for certain comedians. I understand the Rio Grande Valley is difficult as well.

Darrell કહ્યું...

What percentage of his act is Trump material?

Loren W Laurent કહ્યું...

"4. The specificity of the numbers 3 and 6 and the issue whether details like that are essential to humor"

Now, if 6 turned up to be 9 I don't mind.

-LWL

William કહ્યું...

Why would you pay one iota of attention to this idiot? Pul-eeze!

rhhardin કહ્યું...

I've managed to go through life without smoking any joints.

Sebastian કહ્યું...

Comedian? That's Not Funny. Really.

Heartless Aztec કહ્યું...

Three spleefs of modern weed in one setting? Do the math. One puff of Purple Haze sensimilla = an entire matchbox of 1968 Panamanian Red. Beyond baked. Self induced stupid.

Wince કહ્યું...

Funches has the munchies?

reader કહ્યું...

Three second take when I read that was that it was about nine cops bugging a guy smoking pork butt. It's all about the BBQ.

Ignorance is Bliss કહ્યું...

Suck my d--k San Antonio

He's not very feminine...

Kevin કહ્યું...

I live in NC and work in NYC, and in both places the open smoking of marijuana seems to be completely tolerated--in a way that the open smoking of tobacco is absolutely not. I didn't know people would even complain about it anymore, out of fear of appearing uncool.

mikee કહ્યું...

Like Nixon going to China - only Althouse can bring brats and tacos together.

PM કહ્યું...

...and so do "its" tacos.

hstad કહ્યું...

Blogger BDNYC said...
San Antonio is where tacos were born.

5/25/18, 6:38 AM

Proof or sarcasm? I believe that tacos where started by Mexican silver minors as a poor man's meal.

hstad કહ્યું...

Oops s/b "silver miners" fat fingers are the enemy.

rcocean કહ્યું...

I thought it funny when Kathy Griffith told some WH official to "Suck my Dick"

Tell us more Kathy!

rcocean કહ્યું...

As the San Antonio guy - i bet he's really, really funny.

Funny Looking.

MadisonMan કહ્યું...

Brats then tacos. Were you posting before eating breakfast?

MadisonMan કહ્યું...

(Why DO so many comedians die in San Antonio?)

Bad Lieutenant કહ્યું...


rhhardin said...
I've managed to go through life without smoking any joints.

Is that how you ended up this way? For the love of Jehovah, somebody roll me a fatty, stat!

Bad Lieutenant કહ્યું...
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VaneWimsey કહ્યું...
આ ટિપ્પણી લેખક દ્વારા દૂર કરવામાં આવી છે.
Openidname કહ્યું...

Supposedly when the Marx Brothers were still in vaudeville, they bombed in Nacogdoches, TX. There was a runaway mule outside, and half their audience left, thinking was a batter show. Groucho started ad-libbing insults, including "Nacogdoches is full of roaches!"

daskol કહ્યું...

wiener schnitzel

daskol કહ્યું...

nope, don't need numbers

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