20 ફેબ્રુઆરી, 2018

"my dog hates his nails getting clipped so my dad literally bought a purse & cut holes in it"


27 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Kevin કહ્યું...

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

FIDO કહ્યું...

Look! A Piñata! Where's my bat?

Ralph L કહ્યું...

What's going on with the wall?

Fritz કહ્યું...

If your dogs nails need clipping, you aren't walking it enough.

Ann Althouse કહ્યું...

"What's going on with the wall?"

I know what you've never done.

rhhardin કહ્યું...

It's no problem if you have three hands.

Trumpit કહ્યું...

He's found a good use for a $1900 Chloe handbag. They should sell like hotcakes now. Boston (bull) terriers are handsome little dogs.

richlb કહ્યું...

Look Meade. Another purse reference.

Humperdink કહ્યું...

Need a crane for our German Shepherd. Spouse bought a nail grinder, works better than a clipper. Still a job though.

Jaq કહ્યું...

If your dog eats too much cat food as a puppy, that’s what it will turn into. Just a warning, guys.

Jaq કહ્યું...

Look! A Piñata! Where's my bat?

Don’t look up the origins of the expression “swing a cat.”

Jaq કહ્યું...

I know what you’ve never done.

Gone after a bat inside with a 12 gauge and then had to fix the damage?

Ralph L કહ્યું...

The woodwork and doors are too new for the walls to be plaster. Drywall doesn't need repairing like that without major damage.

Peachy કહ્યું...

Dog remembers.

Ralph L કહ્યું...

Wouldn't walking the dog on pavement regularly prevent the need for this humiliation?

I'm glad the dad didn't literally steal the purse.

Jason કહ્યું...

Just don't leave the purse on top of the van.

MadisonMan કહ્યું...

If you buy something, how can you not literally buy it?

Darrell કહ્યું...

Works for the wife, too.

Bob Boyd કહ્યું...

Ralph L said...
"What's going on with the wall?"

He's repairing the damage from before they had the purse.

Ralph L કહ્યું...

Thanks, Bob.

mockturtle કહ્યું...

Tried a nail grinder with my dog who hates getting his nails clipped but the sound of the grinder really freaked him out. My only solution is to sedate him.

Walking works on pavement but we don't all walk on paved surfaces like you city folks.

Ignorance is Bliss કહ્યું...

MadisonMan said...

If you buy something, how can you not literally buy it?

You could buy the farm.
You could buy a pig in a poke.
You could buy a cow, but why would you if you can get the milk for free?

Bob Boyd કહ્યું...

If you figuratively "buy the purse" does that mean you've decided to transition?

"Have you seen Jeff? Holy..."
"Why? What's up?"
"He bought the purse man."
"No shit...?"
"No shit."
"Wow." How's he look?"
"I don't know, it's...it's early days, man."
"I should call him."
"You should."

lonetown કહ્યું...

dog's thinking, "fer snizzle"

Yancey Ward કહ્યું...

Hmmm......gives me the idea for a purse, a dog, and an airhorn.

Roy Lofquist કહ્યું...

Standard equipment for dog groomers.

Michelle Dulak Thomson કહ્યું...

Humperdink,

Spouse bought a nail grinder, works better than a clipper.

OMG does that take me back. 35 years back, to Mom tending our Dobermans' nails with a Dremel tool. Yes, pulverized Dobie nails are my equivalent of Proust's madeleine.

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