20 ઑગસ્ટ, 2016

How will you celebrate...

... Bill Clinton's 70th birthday?

33 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Meade કહ્યું...

I'll leave a comment at NPR.

Humperdink કહ્યું...

"As elder statesman and orator without equal.."

Oh please.

rehajm કહ્યું...

Parsing every word of the XXII Amendment.

David Begley કહ્યું...

A parade of young women wearing the identical same blue dress.

Curious George કહ્યું...

Scissoring Huma.

What?

Oh, Bill Clinton!

Curious George કહ્યું...

"rehajm said...
Parsing every word of the XXII Amendment."

/thread

Big Mike કહ્યું...

By sending him a box of condoms, size small. (Hopefully they won't be too loose.)

Wince કહ્યું...

Finish by masturbating into a bathroom sink.

James Pawlak કહ્યું...

Reminding everyone of Article-III, Section-3 of the Constitution.

CWJ કહ્યું...

Yardwork.

Freeman Hunt કહ્યું...

This post appeared over an ad for Dodge Ram for me, so at first I thought it was a post about an incredibly inappropriate ad campaign.

Unknown કહ્યું...

Same as I do every day, Pinky. Try not to cry as Hillary corrupts the world.

Sam L. કહ્યું...

I'm thinking "Drinking To Forget".

Laslo Spatula કહ્યું...

Cigar Joke FPO.

I am Laslo.

William કહ્યું...

Did he outlive his era?.........His presidency was successful but the successes were things that Democrats are currently campaigning against. Plus the sexual excesses don't look better in hindsight. He's no longer Hillary's secret weapon. He's stored with the emails.

damikesc કહ્યું...

I'll rape a woman and get his wife to defend me. I might tell her to put some ice on it.

pst314 કહ્યું...

"America's first gentleman"
Really? I'm not going to bother following a link to such garbage.

Mr. D કહ્યું...

Contemplate how Little Feat forecast the whole thing back in '73:

Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said "Hey mama, hey let me check your oil all right?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonight.
Come back Monday, come back Tuesday, and then I might"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Don't want nobody who won't dive for dimes
Don't want no speedballs 'cause I might die trying
Throw me a line, throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and start to run
Runnin' down the street yelling at the top of his lungs
"All I want in this life of mine is some good clean fun"
"All I want in this life and time is some hit and run"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita
I said Juanita, my sweet chiquita, what are you up to?
My Juanita

Put my money in your meter baby so it won't run down
But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a dime, throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan

Tom કહ્યું...

Hemlock?

traditionalguy કહ્યું...

Hillary should announce Sweet Old Bill's appointment as her Secretary of State, and that he is open for pre-business now so Saudi Donations can be made in advance.

rhhardin કહ્યું...

Three virgins and seventy party girls.

cubanbob કહ્યું...

To quote Titus I pinched a large loaf in celebration of Bill's birthday.

Ron Snyder કહ્યું...

In sorrow that he is still alive.

rcocean કહ્યું...

Smoke a cigar and wack off and spiz on a blue dress. Of course, I'll have to buy one, since I don't think my wife will appreciate me using one of hers.

Or I could get one from my the girl who works for me, she might agree and then keep it forever.

I'm also thinking of contacting a female reporter, and telling them I support Abortion rights, maybe she'll give me a blow job.

mockturtle કહ્યું...

Not with a Bud Light. Just saw their commercial [during Olympic Games coverage] where it is declared, "Gender identity is a spectrum". Is that the narrative now? Are the millennials all accepting it?

Jake કહ્યું...

Probably smoke a cigar.

Smilin' Jack કહ્યું...

"How will you celebrate Bill Clinton's 70th birthday?"

Drink a toast to "One more down, one fewer to go."

walter કહ્યું...

mockturtle said...
Not with a Bud Light. Just saw their commercial [during Olympic Games coverage] where it is declared, "Gender identity is a spectrum"
--
What? Did they bring back the frogs for this?

walter કહ્યું...

Or maybe the "Wassup?!" guys with one now trans?

mockturtle કહ્યું...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJa3VN_8FAE

Achilles કહ્યું...

Planning ahead for living in a country where the clintons killed the rule of law.

SukieTawdry કહ્યું...

I'm celebrating a day late with a Humphrey Bogart marathon on TCM. He had a lovely wife.

mockturtle કહ્યું...

Bogart was very sexy.

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