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"To mount, I kneel down and put my head between Charlotte's legs from the front and then stand up. She doubles over and grabs my waist, so unfortunately for her, her head is pretty much on my backside."

Said Jon Schwochert, the husband half of the winner of the UK's wife-carrying race. Notably, he's from Milwaukee.

২১টি মন্তব্য:

eddie willers বলেছেন...

"Brace yourself, Bridget!"

richard mcenroe বলেছেন...

I was glad you qualified that headline. I was thinking, "Worst dressage competition EVER..."

Char Char Binks, Esq. বলেছেন...

TMI

BarrySanders20 বলেছেন...

The article says the contest arises from the legend of wife-stealing in the 1800's Scandinavia.

Crazy bastards.

Hagar বলেছেন...

Finland is not part of Scandinavia, and Finns (except for those descended from the Swedish colonial occupiers) are not Scandinavians, but Finnish-Ugrians.

CJinPA বলেছেন...

I've always found that contest to be a charming display of matrimonial silliness, and a counter to the prevailing "marriage = hell" message.

I'm actually surprised this goes on without feminists protest. Also surprised that they still include "wife" in the title, even though it may offend those who choose non-traditional unions.

Not surprised that they had to open it up to unmarried couples, such as these folks. They probably needed to do so to get enough participants, which is kind of sad.

BarrySanders20 বলেছেন...

Hagar said: "Finland is not part of Scandinavia, and Finns (except for those descended from the Swedish colonial occupiers) are not Scandinavians, but Finnish-Ugrians."

Sorry, all you white people look the same to me.

Rob বলেছেন...

If that's the way he mounts his wife, he's doing it wrong.

Simon বলেছেন...

The trick appears to be to have a tiny, asian wife.

FullMoon বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Ignorance is Bliss বলেছেন...

With some posts, there's nothing to be done but wait for Laslo to show up.

madAsHell বলেছেন...

Laslo with unexpected anal reference coming soon...developing

Film at 11:00.

Ignorance is Bliss বলেছেন...

FullMoon-

Great minds think alike. Apparently, so do ours.

FullMoon বলেছেন...

Had to delete, it was just too easy a target

Ignorance is Bliss বলেছেন...

Now you're leaving MadAsHell and I hanging.

Curious George বলেছেন...

Good luck Barack Obama and Bill Clinton.

Drago বলেছেন...

Tell us more about the bizarre mating rituals of the reclusive native "Wisconsonian-ite".

FullMoon বলেছেন...

Ignorance is Bliss said...

Now you're leaving MadAsHell and I hanging.


Anallinguist that he is, I suspect your comment will be included somehow.

robother বলেছেন...

Pas soixante neuf. C'est six P.

Laslo Spatula বলেছেন...

Full Moon, Ignorance is Bliss, MadasHell:

Sorry. Fruit so low I think I'd throw out my back trying to reach down for it.

I apologize for the inevitable disappointment: Indeed, I am disappointed in myself. Please trust: my lack of commentary is NOT because of a sudden sense of Good Taste on my part.

I am (tired) Laslo.

Ignorance is Bliss বলেছেন...

 "Please trust: my lack of commentary is NOT because of a sudden sense of Good Taste on my part."

The thought never crossed my mind.

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