২৪ অক্টোবর, ২০১৪

"European Scientists Conclude That Distant Comet Smells Terrible."

"The European Space Agency has posted a full rundown of the comet's BO on its website. The mix includes ammonia (NH3), hydrogen sulphide (H2S), formaldehyde (CH2O) and methanol (CH3OH)."

১৩টি মন্তব্য:

Rob বলেছেন...

French scientist suggests covering it up with massive amounts of perfume.

Rusty বলেছেন...

Shorter;
Smells like Michael Moore. That's all they had to say, smells like michael Moore.

Paco Wové বলেছেন...

Futurama's prophetic vision triumphs again.

madAsHell বলেছেন...

The distant comet smells like.....Venice??

madAsHell বলেছেন...

Interesting.....I usually access althouse with an older version of safari.....when I attempted to access using Firefox, I was required to "prove your not a robot".

YoungHegelian বলেছেন...

Well, you gotta admit -- it's pretty tough to shower out there.

There's a YMCA on Ganymede that the comet stops into on the way by, but other than that 6.44 years is a long time to get ripe.

Biff বলেছেন...

Just add a little heat and water, and you have pretty much everything you need to start down some very interesting chemical pathways...the kind that you find in biochemistry textbooks.

Quaestor বলেছেন...

Maybe comets are like Stilton cheese... smells awful, tastes great!

furious_a বলেছেন...

That poor comet has no nose.

Oh, dear, how does it smell?

TERRIBLE!

lonetown বলেছেন...

Its got carbon? that manmade poison? Oh noes!

Michael Fitzgerald বলেছেন...

Who cut the green cheese?

Jaq বলেছেন...

Just think of it as a giant sperm on the hunt for receptive planets.

Sam L. বলেছেন...

Comets are stinkers! Film at 11.

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