২৬ ডিসেম্বর, ২০১৩

60 swimmers injured in a mass piranha attack.

In Argentina.

১৯টি মন্তব্য:

Gahrie বলেছেন...

I blame global warming.

or Bush.

The Cracker Emcee Refulgent বলেছেন...

That's actually kind of cool in a Sharknado sort of way.

garage mahal বলেছেন...

I got bit by a piranha once. In a fish tank. It left a perfect circle on the tip of my finger and I could not get it to stop bleeding for a long time afterward.

Sorun বলেছেন...

Someone's comment at DM: "Let's cool off in the Parana River and then go surfing in Tiger Shark Bay!"

Deirdre Mundy বলেছেন...

So.... how does this relate to Pope Francis's economic theories?

Sorun বলেছেন...

I used to visit a lake cabin Up Nort where the sunfish would nip at our nipples. Never went skinny dipping there.

Ipso Fatso বলেছেন...

I blame the Koch Brothers. Isn't Michelle Obama just gorgeous?

The Godfather বলেছেন...

This is actually a lot less bad than what we see in the movies, where the piranha strip the flesh from the body in a few seconds. It's interesting that the locals were ready to keep on swimming. Wasn't there a scene in Jaws . . . .

D. B. Light বলেছেন...

Life imitates art.

Mike (MJB Wolf) বলেছেন...

I'm tired of you ichthyophobic people picking on these fish, who were just minding their own business when these religious zealots crossed their stream.

exhelodrvr1 বলেছেন...

DOn't cross the streams!!

YoungHegelian বলেছেন...

Are you gonna tell me those swimmers didn't know they were made of meat?

n.n বলেছেন...

Centralization invites a mass piranha attack. Statistically, there would have been less victims if the swimmers were organically distributed. Oh, well. People like to cling to their failed distribution models.

Humperdink বলেছেন...

What is the creel limit for humans?
Admittedly, they are a tough catch.

Good thing the Piranhas were not using barbed hooks or the story could have ended differently. Or maybe they have a mandatory "catch and release" program in Argentina.

Alex বলেছেন...

You just can't stop hungry fish.

Wince বলেছেন...

The last time, I promise.

"They took my penis. They took my penis."

a psychiatrist who learned from veterans বলেছেন...

The story has a side article on Spitzer and his new girlfriend meeting her parents. I wonder what it takes to get over the bar to being Spitzer's interest?

Bob বলেছেন...

*sings*

You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't swim in a river with piranha and you don't mess around with Jim.

Alex বলেছেন...

I tug on Superman's cape all the time.

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