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"China Is Censoring Jokes About Its Propaganda Machine's Penis-Shaped HQ."

"[T]he nearly 500-foot tower won't be finished until this time next year, but the war on mocking it has already begun."

৩৮টি মন্তব্য:

Ambrose বলেছেন...

Building good looking buildings is harder than it looks.

Ambrose বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
SteveR বলেছেন...

They are proceeding well with the erection. They shouldn't be so hard on the folks making jokes.

john বলেছেন...

Could their problem actually be they have the wrong trousers?

john বলেছেন...

Techno trousers are now all sewn in China.

Chip S. বলেছেন...

"President Hu, you have a call from a Mr. Christo."

Darrell বলেছেন...

Titus pre-bought the first condo along the glans.

SteveR বলেছেন...

Only one elevator shaft!

Chip S. বলেছেন...

I suppose a top-floor observatory would've been too much.

Darrell বলেছেন...

I suppose a top-floor observatory would've been too much.

Yes. Retrograde ejaculation issues.

Mark বলেছেন...

Is there a fountain at the top?

David বলেছেন...

Thank God for the common people.

My favorite mockery of the system was the old Soviet joke about the rewards of employment in the Soviet Union.

"We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us."

Darrell বলেছেন...

Yes. Retrograde ejaculation issues.

In fact, if the artist Christo ever decides to cover it with fabric or anything, engineers have already decided that the design must incorporate a reservoir tip. Just in case.

William বলেছেন...

The architect is working out his edifice complex.

Unknown বলেছেন...

Didn't anyone see this in the drawings?

Mark বলেছেন...

Is it held aloft by hydraulic pressure? I foresee bad things if the rivers run dry.

Chip S. বলেছেন...

They say the architect wanted to make sure his building could withstand terrorist attacks, so when asked what kind of materials he wanted the tower made of he said emphatically, "Refractory. Period."

Darrell বলেছেন...

Didn't anyone see this in the drawings?

It was obscured by the mile-high woman over it. But alas, there were cutbacks.

Clyde বলেছেন...

Censorship is always a "dick move."

campy বলেছেন...

Will the completed building last more than four hours?

rhhardin বলেছেন...

It shows the generative power of censorship.

edutcher বলেছেন...

They need quick dry concrete. The kinds that gets hard fast.

Astro বলেছেন...

500 foot? If they built it in the US it would be 700 foot.

Astro বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
edutcher বলেছেন...

Does the Women's Ministry building think it's too big?

Astro বলেছেন...

They need to add a couple domes nearby, like the capital building in Tallahassee, FL:

penis and balls

lemondog বলেছেন...

Next project:
Breast shaped buildings

Icepick বলেছেন...

To have any hope of successfully stopping the penis jokes about THAT building they will have to build several more building of that size - all of them directly around the new HQ, so no one can see it. 'Cause, WOW, man, that thing totally looks like a dong....

Icepick বলেছেন...

In fact, if the artist Christo ever decides to cover it with fabric or anything, engineers have already decided that the design must incorporate a reservoir tip. Just in case.

Will it be ribbed?

Icepick বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
rhhardin বলেছেন...

Mightier than the sword.

Oso Negro বলেছেন...

The final erection of an impotent regime?

Sam L. বলেছেন...

See various temples in Japan...

Better not have a fountain on top.

poppa india বলেছেন...

Will we see these in Manhattan if Rep. Weiner becomes mayor of New York?

poppa india বলেছেন...

Will we see these in Manhattan if Rep. Weiner becomes mayor of New York?

Methadras বলেছেন...

Darrell said...

Titus pre-bought the first condo along the glans.


He's probably pissed that this building is cut. I'm sure he wanted a view that could automatically sheath itself during the off hours.

Methadras বলেছেন...

john said...

Could their problem actually be they have the wrong trousers?


ROFL!!! They are trying to assemble Voltron as we speak.

Methadras বলেছেন...

Astro said...

500 foot? If they built it in the US it would be 700 foot.


Now I'm going to wonder if it will have a giant fondue fountain at the top for all the cheese the Chinese have spewed on a giant building to look like a huge cock. Something, the entire male population of china lacks. I wonder if the heads of the ones that approved it will roll.