11 એપ્રિલ, 2013

"Man tries to take photo of beaver; it kills him."

Take a lesson, men.

51 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

KLDAVIS કહ્યું...

Ominous.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

What next? A killer clam?

Tibore કહ્યું...

Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

alan markus કહ્યું...

I liked this other item at the link:

a Komodo dragon "sunk its teeth into" an 83-year-old Indonesian woman on Tuesday -- but she was able to fend it off.

Eric the Fruit Bat કહ્યું...

It's a shame no doctor got to stitch him up and say "Another half-inch to the right and you'd be dead."

Nomennovum કહ્યું...

Is this related to your earlier post about the yoni, Ann?

Nomennovum કહ્યું...

Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: Thanks, I just had it stuffed.


Some of the best lines ever in comedy.

Rob કહ્યું...

Bitten to death by a beaver. Paging Dr. Freud . . . .

Nomennovum કહ્યું...

It is said that some men have nightmares about beavers with teeth.

DADvocate કહ્યું...

Jeff Foxworthy tells a story of a guy who got his nipple bitten off by a beaver.

Nomennovum કહ્યું...

Walt Disney has a lot to answer for. He, more that any perhaps, is responsible for getting people to believe that wild animals are peaceable and harmless creatures that can be treated like newborn puppies.

Leland કહ્યું...

If it will save one life, ban beavers!

Scott M કહ્યું...

At least it didn't bite off his nipple.

Darrell કહ્યું...

Every young man in America dreams of death by beaver. Sometimes you get your wish.

chickelit કહ્યું...

We don't hear much from Loafing Oaf these days.

Similar fate?

oleh કહ્યું...

Vagina dentata...

Wait, is this not word association?

DADvocate કહ્યું...

Belarus?! Sheesh, everyone knows Belarus has the only carnivorous, perdatory beavers in the world. Of the animal kind, that is.

ricpic કહ્યું...

What's the lesson, use a telephoto lens?

Rusty કહ્યું...

How many times I got to tell you morons? Don't annoy the wildlife.

Skyler કહ્યું...

Take a lesson? Yes, know how to use a tourniquet.

Women too.

traditionalguy કહ્યું...

Free the Beavers!

After hundreds of years of trapping, skinning and hat making from your family's skin , you to would attack the silly white men on sight.

Known Unknown કહ્યું...

This is why women are not invited to cock fights.

Lem Vibe Bandit કહ્યું...

I thought this story was about the human Beaver.

I pictured a paparazzi getting hit by a car while trying to take Beavers picture... or the paparazzi maybe falling into an open manhole as he was moving and not paying too much attention to anything other than the human Beaver.

You should add your re-direction tag.

Lem Vibe Bandit કહ્યું...

Truth?

I'm sorry it was not my version of events?

test કહ્યું...

I hope whatever made this beaver react this way isn't contagious. If beaver photography becomes dangerous we'll all suffer.

Original Mike કહ્યું...

...but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh."

How does a beaver manage to bite a man's thigh? Was he lying on the ground?

Baron Zemo કહ્યું...

chickelit said...
We don't hear much from Loafing Oaf these days.

That's not fair.

Sarah Palin's doesn't have teeth!

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

Maybe the photographer flashed a woody and the beaver mistook it for a log.

edutcher કહ્યું...

Where's Peter?

Chip S. કહ્યું...

One should also be careful when taking photos of landing strips.

Original Mike કહ્યું...

"Maybe the photographer flashed a woody and the beaver mistook it for a log."

Beavers are nearsighted.

CWJ કહ્યું...

Inga FTW!

Aridog કહ્યું...

a Komodo dragon "sunk its teeth into" an 83-year-old Indonesian woman on Tuesday -- but she was able to fend it off.

Fended it off, eh. So how long did it take her to die?

Lem Vibe Bandit કહ્યું...

Wasn't this beaver in charge of security at Mitch McConnell's reelect?

rhhardin કહ્યું...

You were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward.

rhhardin કહ્યું...

Komodo dragon authority Bob and Ray

Meade કહ્યું...

Leave It To Whitey

Dante કહ્યું...

The Beaver monologues.

James કહ્યું...

Hey, you just lost a regular reader. Good luck in your future endeavors.

lemondog કહ્યું...

I vant to be alone.....I just VANT to be alone.....

bagoh20 કહ્યું...

The lesson is to not back down, the beaver is testing you. If it tries to bite you, go for the field goal.

Fritz કહ્યું...

Seriously; a beaver joke?

Alex કહ્યું...

Never look a beaver in the eye, that's like a challenger to a ghetto gangbanger.

AllenS કહ્યું...

Did I ever tell you people that I was almost taken out by a beaver? About 5 years ago, I was on my way up to St. Croix Falls, and right before the Osceola Gun Club, there is some low swampy area north of Lotus Lake, and a beaver had a poplar tree chewed through which fell right in front of my GEO Metro car. I was able to stop in time and no damage, but wholly fuck. Who knew beavers were so dangerous?

Is that a beaver in your pocket, or are you just trying to kill me?

dbp કહ્યું...

It is well known that beavers can bite through wood...

heyboom કહ્યું...

A lesson for men only? I guess if a woman takes a picture of a beaver it's considered a self-portrait?

Rusty કહ્યું...

bagoh20 said...
The lesson is to not back down, the beaver is testing you. If it tries to bite you, go for the field goal.

Do you have any idea how big those things get?
And the animal can get pretty big too.

virgil xenophon કહ્યું...

Do all of you people--ALL of you--not realize what is meted out to people who make such puns?

PUNishment..

exhelodrvr1 કહ્યું...


Outlaw beavers!!

Or at least magazines that have a high capacity for them.

William કહ્યું...

Think of how much more gruesome the death would have been if the beaver had encountered an overachieving homosexual who wanted a bigger thrill than hamsters,

Scoblog કહ્યું...

Just another beaver-eats-man news story.

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