Althouse: "I was trying to make the horse have a baby."

February 1, 2013

"I was trying to make the horse have a baby."

"I was thinking it would have a horseman baby."

68 comments:

southcentralpa said...: An hour without a comment ... that's got to be some kind of record.

I'm sure our self-appointed "betters" have bestiality pencilled in for normalization after they get down with polygamy ...; 2/1/13, 3:29 PM
McTriumph said...: Have you seen a photo of his girl friend he was waiting to hear from, she really cute for a three year old burro.; 2/1/13, 3:30 PM
madAsHell said...: Did you see the obligatory Sarah Jessica Parker comment?; 2/1/13, 3:31 PM
Synova said...: They don't suggest that he's developmentally disabled. Was he high?; 2/1/13, 3:31 PM
edutcher said...: Heard about this.

I think, though, you need a woman. That's what it took to make the minotaur.

southcentralpa said...

An hour without a comment ... that's got to be some kind of record.

I think it's something like stunned silence.; 2/1/13, 3:32 PM
bleh said...: southcentralpa said...

An hour without a comment ... that's got to be some kind of record.

I'm sure our self-appointed "betters" have bestiality pencilled in for normalization after they get down with polygamy ...

Ah, you must be on the east coast. Your comment came in three minutes after her post.; 2/1/13, 3:32 PM
Drago said...: southcentral: "I'm sure our self-appointed "betters" have bestiality pencilled in for normalization after they get down with polygamy ..."

Polygamy will be allowed for islamist only, since "the future must not belong to those who insult islam".

However, it will not be allowed for "less favored" religions like Mormonism.

No sireee. Mormon polygamy? That's just creepy!

Islamic polygamy? Just a beautiful expression of our multicultural and diversity strength!

Onward!; 2/1/13, 3:33 PM
Drago said...: And don't get me started on "pony-gamy"......; 2/1/13, 3:34 PM
Known Unknown said...: Wlibur!

(Was it really a mare?); 2/1/13, 3:37 PM
southcentralpa said...: BDNYC (to be contradistincted from BDDoonesbury ): touche'; 2/1/13, 3:37 PM
Baron Zemo said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 2/1/13, 3:39 PM
Baron Zemo said...: That is why Matthew Broderick had to engage a surrogate. Just sayn'; 2/1/13, 3:40 PM
test said...: How bad does your life have to suck before you think "yeah, I'm going to stick my dick in some horse pussy".; 2/1/13, 3:40 PM
I Callahan said...: Have you seen a photo of his girl friend he was waiting to hear from

Sarah Jessica Parker?; 2/1/13, 3:45 PM
Baron Zemo said...: Once again you need to write to Matthew Broedrick at

Mr. Sarah Jessica-Horseface
1313 Jane St
Greenwich Village, NY 10024; 2/1/13, 3:45 PM
I Callahan said...: Crap, Baron, you stole my thunder!!; 2/1/13, 3:46 PM
Amartel said...: Clearly mentally damaged/inadequate.

But still feels the need to frame it as a procreative act (however unlikely) rather than a sexual act. Even idiots know that there is something irredeemably wrong about fucking another species.; 2/1/13, 3:46 PM
Unknown said...: The creepiest thing in the story? "I got off the bucket"; 2/1/13, 3:47 PM
garage mahal said...: (Was it really a mare?)

Yuck.

But what difference, at that point, did it make?; 2/1/13, 3:48 PM
mccullough said...: "I ain't going to lie. I blew a nut in the horse."; 2/1/13, 3:49 PM
Known Unknown said...: Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.

Justice served?

We can talk about him in past tense.; 2/1/13, 3:50 PM
Valentine Smith said...: At least he did the right thing when his degeneracy led him to mess with a minor. He killed himself.; 2/1/13, 3:51 PM
Known Unknown said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 2/1/13, 3:51 PM
mccullough said...: Perhaps he was just a fan of Catherine The Great.; 2/1/13, 3:52 PM
garage mahal said...: I wonder if there was foreplay. A sugar cube or an apple?

Or was the foreplay just finding it?; 2/1/13, 3:52 PM
Darleen said...: Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail,

Best part of the whole sordid story.; 2/1/13, 3:52 PM
Known Unknown said...: Yuck.

Because having sex with a male horse would be so much grosser than having it with a female horse!

I just realized I type "Wlibur" above. I love Blogger's edit feature.; 2/1/13, 3:53 PM
Known Unknown said...: I wonder if there was foreplay. A sugar cube or an apple?

Or was the foreplay just finding it?

You seem to be a little too curious.; 2/1/13, 3:54 PM
Known Unknown said...: "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby."

Centaur is the preferred nomenclature, please.; 2/1/13, 3:55 PM
Wince said...: Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.

I wonder if he was, ahem, "hung like a horse"?; 2/1/13, 4:03 PM
Anonymous said...: Some guys won't take neigh for an answer.

Better keep this one away from bearpigs.; 2/1/13, 4:05 PM
Ann Althouse said...: "An hour without a comment ... that's got to be some kind of record."

Uh... you wrote that comment 3 minutes after the post went up.

Newsflash: time zones exist.; 2/1/13, 4:24 PM
Baron Zemo said...: You know if he was the Democratic Senator from New Jersey this never would have made the papers.; 2/1/13, 4:25 PM
Anonymous said...: Edutcher, I'm telling "the blond"!; 2/1/13, 4:27 PM
Baron Zemo said...: Hey if there is a loose palomino just standing there....well.....err; 2/1/13, 4:30 PM
Bill, Republic of Texas said...: Whatever happened to the "hat tip" etiquette? I saw this story at Ace of Spades earlier today and the Siberian family story at Instapundit.; 2/1/13, 4:31 PM
KCFleming said...: It's stupid to oppose illegal immigration.; 2/1/13, 4:31 PM
Baron Zemo said...: Or artifical insemination.

If he did get the horse pregnant would he be forced to pay pony support?; 2/1/13, 4:34 PM
KCFleming said...: Is a horse covered under Obamacare if you marry it?; 2/1/13, 4:36 PM
KCFleming said...: Equine love is the next human rights issue, I understand.

You goddamned bigots.; 2/1/13, 4:38 PM
Chip Ahoy said...: If this were b3ta the site would be flooded with photoshops and a new meme would be born.; 2/1/13, 4:42 PM
pdug said...: I wonder if cops, like, make SURE they let him keep his belt when he goes into the cell. Maybe toss him some rope?; 2/1/13, 4:45 PM
Revenant said...: I'm sure our self-appointed "betters" have bestiality pencilled in for normalization after they get down with polygamy

Is "normalization" the right word, there? Polygamy's been accepted for a long time in one form or another.; 2/1/13, 4:46 PM
KCFleming said...: " Polygamy's been accepted for a long time in one form or another."

If by 'accepted' you mean 'illegal in the US for more than a hundred years', well, sure.

And if by 'normal', you mean 'more than 2 standard deviations from the mean', yes again.; 2/1/13, 5:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Given the difference in penis size between a human and a stallion, I wonder if the mare even noticed.; 2/1/13, 5:38 PM
traditionalguy said...: He died of a bad night mare.

Self respect is worth having a few sexual morality rules for men to keep, even if the SCOTUS forbids it.; 2/1/13, 5:40 PM
furious_a said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 2/1/13, 6:06 PM
furious_a said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 2/1/13, 6:07 PM
Anonymous said...: There was a documentary a few years back about a man who had sex with a stallion, the stallion was um, too large for the man and the guy died of internal hemmorhage. It happened out west Oregon, or Washington State.; 2/1/13, 6:07 PM
furious_a said...: Speaking of faunaphiles...

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from like, a mile away.; 2/1/13, 6:09 PM
Anonymous said...: Here it is, was titled "Zoo"; 2/1/13, 6:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Correction, he died of peritonitis, not hemmorhage, after his colon was perforated.; 2/1/13, 6:12 PM
Titus said...: The man's name was "Mr. Hands" Inga.

He worked at Boeing and was married with a kid.

tits.; 2/1/13, 6:12 PM
Known Unknown said...: Here it is, was titled "Zoo"

I bet your Netflix queue is um, interesting.; 2/1/13, 6:14 PM
Bob Boyd said...: The horse was asking for it.
You should have seen the way it was dressed.
Nothing but a sexy little halter and it's cutest shoes.
What did it think was gonna happen?; 2/1/13, 6:24 PM
Anonymous said...: "The Turin Horse" is in my queue. May watch it tonight.; 2/1/13, 6:24 PM
Anonymous said...: garage mahal said...

"I wonder if there was foreplay. A sugar cube or an apple?"

I must admit, that made me laugh.

But this guy is far from being the first man who has found a horse's ass attractive. After all, Lena Dunham apparently gets laid quite a bit.; 2/1/13, 6:31 PM
Anonymous said...: garage mahal said...

"I wonder if there was foreplay. A sugar cube or an apple?"

I must admit, that made me laugh.

But this guy is far from being the first man who has found a horse's ass attractive. After all, Lena Dunham apparently gets laid quite a bit.; 2/1/13, 6:35 PM
Right is right! said...: And we want more spics in this country? Unbelievable!; 2/1/13, 6:43 PM
Anonymous said...: And we want more spics in this country? Unbelievable!

2/1/13, 6:43 PM

Jesus, but you're a pathetic moby, aren't you? Dumber than a horsefucker.; 2/1/13, 7:09 PM
Revenant said...: If by 'accepted' you mean 'illegal in the US for more than a hundred years', well, sure.

Oh, only the United States counts now? When the subject is gay marriage, suddenly the whole of human culture matters. :)

Anyway, it is certainly true that polygamy is (and will remain) uncommon here, but you're wrong that it is illegal. It is illegal to try *licensing* multiple marriages, but you can go through the religious ceremony and have as many wives as you like without going to jail for it so long as you don't try to con the government into giving you benefits.; 2/1/13, 7:52 PM
Freeman Hunt said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 2/1/13, 7:57 PM
Astro said...: "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby."

"Horsemen knew her."; 2/1/13, 8:51 PM
kentuckyliz said...: The Horseman Cometh.

Inga, I remember that case, because Bob and Tom Show keeps bringing it up.

A man having sex with a male horse--giving or receiving--now, that's just gay.

IIRC it wasn't illegal in that state, and he was a customer of a business who arranged the liaison for him.; 2/1/13, 9:19 PM
kentuckyliz said...: Bestiality is only illegal in 37 states (2012) according to Wikipedia.

Zoophilia if you're nonperjorative.; 2/1/13, 9:33 PM
David said...: I hear his girlfriend is a real dog.; 2/2/13, 12:27 AM
jr565 said...: Like Aaron Swartz, he offed himself due to overzealous prosecution, for what was consensual private behavior!
Horse lovers unite!; 2/4/13, 12:43 PM
jr565 said...: Revenant wrote:
Anyway, it is certainly true that polygamy is (and will remain) uncommon here, but you're wrong that it is illegal. It is illegal to try *licensing* multiple marriages, but you can go through the religious ceremony and have as many wives as you like without going to jail for it so long as you don't try to con the government into giving you benefits.

isnt' that also true of gays?; 2/4/13, 12:44 PM