I'm not recommending fake (or real) mustaches for adult males, but I do like The Gentleman Stachifier Pacifier:
January 18, 2013
"Moustaches, once associated with old men and bikers, have been experiencing a fashion renaissance of late."
"One of winter's hottest grooming trends was the fake moustache, which is available in a range of styles, including the tiny 'Soul Patch' and the big and bushy 'Copstache Standard.'"
I'm not recommending fake (or real) mustaches for adult males, but I do like The Gentleman Stachifier Pacifier:
I'm not recommending fake (or real) mustaches for adult males, but I do like The Gentleman Stachifier Pacifier:
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Can I get that in "Bolton"?
I understand he named hi 'stache "Regis".
I'm looking for something in a Baby Porn Star.
Since men have been emasculated, they now will appear as fully caricaturized beings
Sold!
We have a boy grandchild born today.
I would certainly have gotten one of these for our children, except that we never used pacifiers. (Actually, we might have, but our kids didn't)
It would have been especially funny since they are all girls.
"Moustaches, once associated with old men and bikers ..."
And many of us have worn moustaches since our military service in the 60's, and we've only recently gotten old.
Congrats, David.
Yeah, my friend's sister got one of those for his kid (her nephew). My friend and his wife were showing it off to me; the kid looked awesome with it.
I kept telling them they needed to get a handlebar 'stache version next.
I want to sport a nicely curled handlebar mustache, but my wife promises she will forceably shave it off if I try.
Shaving is an unnatural act, possibly punishable by God. I had to start shaving at age 12. Obviously, God wanted me to have whiskers. Shaving is defying his will. I've had a beard and moustache since I separated from the Air Force over 20 years ago. Far be it for me to defy the will of God (if he exists).
Big Mike said...
And many of us have worn moustaches since our military service in the 60's, and we've only recently gotten old.
Heh heh.
I grew one as I approached retirement, although I am old and I ride a motorcycle.
I think it makes me look distinguished.
My mom says it makes me look like I sell bananas.
I grew one as I approached retirement, although I am old and I ride a motorcycle.
I think it makes me look distinguished.
My mom says it makes me look like I sell bananas.
So, if you have a beard which includes facial hair on your lip, like my Vandyke, do you have a mustache by implication? Or are the two mutually exclusive? I've occasionally wondered about this.
Hey, for the old codgers among us with mustache and full Lincoln like goatee, let's be honest...the goatee covers up the advancing jowl droop nicely, eh? ":-))
I had a moustache before it was cool. Actually, I had a moustache when it was cool, then I kept it when it wasn't cool, now it's cool again. All things are renewed.
P.S. Why the hell does spell check flag "moustache"? Don't they speak English?
Right on, Tyrone.
Right on, Tyrone.
Aridog said...
Hey, for the old codgers among us with mustache and full Lincoln like goatee, let's be honest...the goatee covers up the advancing jowl droop nicely, eh? ":-))
A good beard hides many chins...
And on a completely unrelated note:
Minnesota lawyer who had affair with client bills her for time spent having sex
Just when you thought lawyers couldn't get any lower...
The lawyer was probably in a partnership and had to account for the time to others. He also may have thought he could get the court to make the husband pay her legal bills.
You won't recommend a moustache but you will recommend - strongly, I might add, that men don't wear shorts.
Hmmmm...
But Larry J, do you think all of that pillow talk about her case should be free. The short quick sex should be free. But he properly charged for researching her emotions and preparing his briefs for action.
And he probably had overhead from being on the top and doing all of the work.
It wouldn't be the first time a lawyer literally screwed his client instead of the normal figurative screwing. Billing her for the hours just reconfirms all those negative opinions most people have about lawyers. If he's typical, the probably billed her for an hour for a few minutes work.
Now, since the lawyer was (is?) married, will his wife sue him for divorce?
I'm ordering a Classic Toothbrush so I can take it off in case I ever find myself in one of those places where looking like Hitler isn't considered cool.
A moustache tells a woman: "my face vagina is hirsute."
Just when you thought lawyers couldn't get any lower...
This is why you always read the contract.
I've grown a full beard for Manuary. (although I shave the neck.)
Yeah, it sounds better than Movember.
"Moustaches, once associated with old men and bikers...
...and Porn Stars.
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