26 ડિસેમ્બર, 2012

My post title "Buttons offed" made one reader picture "2 hands clasping the lapels of their own jacket and ripping them apart to reveal not a blouse but 2 voluptuous naked breasts."

"Buttons offed, pop pop, that's the image that happens" — says commenter Chip Ahoy, prompting Dr Weevil to say "Photoshop or it (your fantasy) didn't happen."

If he hadn't achieved this status yet — and I think he had — Chip Ahoy became the #1 Althouse commenter of all time — not counting Meade — by producing the Photoshop. (There's a link within that link, so nothing NSFW unless you click again.)

23 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

Oso Negro કહ્યું...

My...you are full of the holiday spirit at Meade house.

Henry કહ્યું...

That gray flannel jacket has a very Magritte look to me.

Wince કહ્યું...

What better example of the Internet's decent from a "return to reading and writing" to a "great, big video platform" than to substitute the traditional, alluring and passionate bodice-ripper cover with the gif image of "two hands clasping the lapels of their own jacket and ripping them apart to reveal not a blouse but two voluptuous naked breasts"?

rhhardin કહ્યું...

Women have buttons on opposite side so that men can undress them.

Palladian કહ્યું...

If he hadn't achieved this status yet — and I think he had — Chip Ahoy became the #1 Althouse commenter of all time — not counting Meade

Bitch.

Palladian કહ્યું...

I will defer to Chip Ahoy on sheer quantity of words, however.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

For a moment there I felt like Fabio.

Chip Ahoy કહ્યું...

I'm not offended because it's true.

I realize that. *hangs head*

But if you saw the shit I'm sparing you, then you'd be a little be more appreciative. I dump more crap than I post. I really do have logorrhea, the shit just pours out of me, it's horrible.

I did not realize this fully until my brother said to his wife, "watch this guy," as I set my fingers to the keyboard
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap dink dink dink brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap and a paragraph is filled, and they looked at each other and laughed. At me.

Then I say one simple thing and this editor here goes, sorry, you have to be under 16 trillion characters, which forces me to break it up in pieces or dump it so those get dumped.

Meade કહ્યું...

Boy, it seems like that stupid old NYT page takes forever to load. MSM - puh.

jungatheart કહ્યું...

Teacher's pet, I wanna be teacher's pet.

Buttons offed made me think of a dog named Buttons being hit by the mob.

jungatheart કહ્યું...

I thought it was so men and women could undress each other.

Kirk Parker કહ્યું...

Now the link is saying 403 - Invalid Security Token.

Ann Althouse કહ્યું...

"Bitch."

You were my original #1 commenter, but jeez, at some point, you've got to acknowledge the wonder that is Chip.

Palladian કહ્યું...

I do wonder about Chip.

Palladian કહ્યું...

You were my original #1 commenter

You were my original #1 blogger, but jeez...

Ann Althouse કહ્યું...

"Now the link is saying 403 - Invalid Security Token."

See? You give #1 status and they slack off!

Palladian કહ્યું...

psst... I'm just playing pretend-high-school-jealous ex-boyfriend... I'm amused by Althouse's charming coquettish attempts to start rivalries for her favor.

Kirk Parker કહ્યું...

"they slack off"

Yeah, and slacking off is what the buttonless jacket supposedly did, too.

Chip Ahoy કહ્યું...

Apologies. The security token changes automatically. The post is in draft, not published because it's tits and I don't care to have it or start a private album just for porno tits. And as mentioned they're fake tits too. I found them in one minute. Before/after surgery. Picked the best ones. Very objectified norks.

The last link I checked is this

http://bour3pages.blogspot.com/b/post-preview?token=vOhY2jsBAAA.zMUErZOMg6IRs4GLtgVkNg.rm9PdZlY8br53lLCAQvidw&postId=1859695444792236779&type=POST

but that might change too. It's crap. I'm sorry.

edutcher કહ્યું...

That's a better link, Chip, but I thought we'd see a smiling Althouse.

Peter Hoh કહ્યું...

See? You give #1 status and they slack off!

Chip, please note that Ann wrote "slack off," not "slacks off."

Lem Vibe Bandit કહ્યું...

Oh noooo.. you are not going to believe what happened.

I was running to the computer to catch up when I tripped up on some wires, hit my head blind. Now I cant see the link Chip has so carefully and meticulously prepared.

I'll come back when I'm feeling better.

Badger Pundit કહ્યું...

Hey, would it be too much as ask Chip Ahoy to give out a more-current link to this apparent masterpiece, for those just catching up on recent posts who missed it?

Just thought I'd check it out -- "research," mind you. If the excuse works for Pete Townshend (in less mild circumstances, http://bit.ly/PvggTe), it works for me!

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