I am not your personal 1 liner writer! I ain't fallin' for the "eyedropper" bait. If I had, I would have written something along the line of "Ron Jeremy's eye dropper was a turkey baster" but since I didn't...oh...never mind.
A man flies out of town for a business trip. While there, the other guy he was doing business with gives him one of the puppies out of his dogs newborn litter(why is litter used for baby animals and trash on the ground?) He's got the puppy, standing in line to go through HomeSec to return home, when he is informed that he's not allowed to take a puppy on the plane. So he goes to the restroom, and stows the little thing in his pants.
Luckily for him, a 90 year old Medal of Honor winner was getting strip searched before him, so he boards the plane with no problems.
Halfway through the flight he's relaxing in his seat with a big grin on his face. The stewardess asks him "What's with the happy face? Most fliers are angry going through homeland security" He explains about the puppy and where it is currently hiding. The stewardess is properly shocked and says "Sir! You can't bring a puppy onto an airplane! What if it's not housebroken?!"
"Housebroken?" the man replies still smiling, "It's not even weened yet!"
I had thought that some critters didn't nurse more than once a day. If that's the case, and they missed the 10 minute visit at midnight, they didn't "rescue" anything.
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22 comments:
AA apparently has a Klingon sense of "cute" ;)
Hedgehogs have a lot of built in cute--great pic
Yes. They look delicious.
Wasn't Ron Jeremy known as the hedgehog? He wasn't very cute , but he got a lot of pettings.
It must be fun when these puppies come down the birth canal.
They look like something else to me, but, if so, most women wouldn't think it cute.
Those were puppies!! Keep the President away!(note to self, get eye's checked)
4oz whole milk mixed with one egg yolk, eye dropper.
@RH
I am not your personal 1 liner writer! I ain't fallin' for the "eyedropper" bait. If I had, I would have written something along the line of "Ron Jeremy's eye dropper was a turkey baster" but since I didn't...oh...never mind.
A man flies out of town for a business trip. While there, the other guy he was doing business with gives him one of the puppies out of his dogs newborn litter(why is litter used for baby animals and trash on the ground?) He's got the puppy, standing in line to go through HomeSec to return home, when he is informed that he's not allowed to take a puppy on the plane. So he goes to the restroom, and stows the little thing in his pants.
Luckily for him, a 90 year old Medal of Honor winner was getting strip searched before him, so he boards the plane with no problems.
Halfway through the flight he's relaxing in his seat with a big grin on his face. The stewardess asks him "What's with the happy face? Most fliers are angry going through homeland security" He explains about the puppy and where it is currently hiding. The stewardess is properly shocked and says "Sir! You can't bring a puppy onto an airplane! What if it's not housebroken?!"
"Housebroken?" the man replies still smiling, "It's not even weened yet!"
Weston-super-Mare, Somerset -- I love those redolent, very-British place names.
And very-British animals, too! We don't see hedgehogs around here.
How long did they wait for the parent to return?
I had thought that some critters didn't nurse more than once a day. If that's the case, and they missed the 10 minute visit at midnight, they didn't "rescue" anything.
My vote is for "adorable".
My vote is for "stupid humans", because if the mother is still alive, like Synova said, then they essentially wrecked a cute animal family.......
My vote is for "cute-ugly".
Cute...when their eyes open, they're going to say, Eeek, what's that stuff on your heard??
If they moved the washing machine before they noticed the babies, though, there probably wasn't much hope.
Oh, and what a lost opportunity for a hedgehog cam!
Image #2 is mis-identified. That looks more like iridescence than a circumhorizontal arc to me.
oh my god, they are so cute. They were meant to be found.
Tiny baby hedgehogs. Their eyes aren't even open yet.
It's how I imagine Don King would have looked like as a baby.
I'm not sure if today's topic is innocence or sodomy. So I'll go with some innocent dog sodomy!
He's just pushing him to the hospital.
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