May 18, 2012

"She sings like Lana Del Rey on Robitussin, and, well, looks something like Lana Del Rey after a couple decades of Robitussin."

An apt description of Lisa Marie Presley singing last night on "American Idol."

10 comments:

Chip Ahoy said...

I love an extended analogies that work.

Matt Sablan said...

But does she cook like Bettie Crocker and look like Donna Reed?

Lauderdale Vet said...

I liked her just fine. Made me wonder what else was on the album. Sort of the point, I reckon.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Phlegm is one of the body's more underrated secretions.

Known Unknown said...

I thought Lana Del Rey sounded like Lana Del Rey on Robitussin?

Anonymous said...

I liked her too. Sort of Lou Reed-ish!

At least she wasn't belting out some power ballad at the top of her lungs or shaking her booty.

MadisonMan said...

Would've preferred a Joshua/Jessica finale.

Don Jansen said...

Nice performance. Love Lana Del Rey. On Robitussin or not. That girl's voice is simply divine. Nobody talented should ever go on SNL. http://www.divadevotee.com/2012/01/lana-del-rey-vocal-profile-range-3.html

The Crack Emcee said...

"She sings like Lana Del Rey on Robitussin, and, well, looks something like Lana Del Rey after a couple decades of Robitussin."

Ahh, is there ANYTHING a lifetime of Scientology can't do?

Danno said...

Just what does Robitussin do to one's voice? Or looks?

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