Since I read the post above first, I was very much hoping that this is something that Blago said, for some reason known only to him, upon hearing his sentence.
Ah. One of the top two secrets of comedy.Put a monkey in it, it's guaranteed to get a laugh. The other secret? A guy getting hit in the nuts...............by a monkey.
You never can tell with kids. Flint could be considered a hero... or be teased mercilessly... depending on how annoyed his classmates were about having to write thank-you notes.
This may be one of the best things I've ever read. Monkeys, unicorns, donuts, bacon, and lightsabers? It just needs some laser-packing alien pirahnas and it'd be perfect.
I understand your hesitancy about clowns...dead white faces, giant mouths painted blood red, crazy hair, and clothes...
But MONKEYS? C'mon man, reconsider. Just think about how they sit on their asses all day, masturbating, and throwing shit on each other, If that isn't proof that they're our ancestors I don't know what is.
I think this is a hoax. It is too close to the story-line of the 'Big Nate' comic on the Washington Post website. Review this week's comics and see if you don't agree.
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39 comments:
How romantic
That's pretty awesome.
The tragedy, of course, is that the student who wrote it, "Flint", is probably an English 101 freshman.
I think it's a real kid, because of the flaws: the repetition of the unicorn and the slaves are bad/servants are excellent combo.
The general tone and the mention of donuts made me think it was possibly a Simpsons quote at first.
Mangarific.
-XC
Why are phallic abundant unicorns a favorite of young girls, but not homosexual men? Is it their affinity for virgins?
I saw "bacon in a can" on a prepper site the other day. I consider spam a suitable substitute though.
And monkeys. Who can resist monkeys? Not I.
Ps. the problem with unicorns is their rampant carnivorous nature. Bloody things.
Is this written somewhere else, or just something Althouse felt like saying?
Or is the link only invisible to me?
Or is the link only invisible to me?
No link provided, but I just copy/pasted the whole thing into Google. With something that specific, the sources are usually narrowed down quite a bit.
Slaves aren't usually that well-treated.
This.
Is why Al Gore invented the internet.
Standing slow clap for Flint.
Without the external link, I must assume that the Professor is addressing her readers. 'Scuse me while I don my bacon tails.
This sounds like the Bloggess, @thebloggess, thebloggess.com, or someone who has been influences by her.
A link showing a picture with handwritten letter.
I assume that it is legit.
Since I read the post above first, I was very much hoping that this is something that Blago said, for some reason known only to him, upon hearing his sentence.
Is this another bondage post? Woo hoo!
See, I thought it was Charlie Sheen off on a rant again.
I thought at first that those were Obama For President 2012 campaign promises. Then I realized that they were too modest for Obama to have made them.
But will she get free contraceptives delivered by horny unicorns?
The latest word is that GOP Unicorns are at war with pubescent princesses.
I give up, is this Mormon doctrine?
lol,,
That's pretty good Bob.
Oh, that is cute!
What a great response to the assigned, involuntary, thank-you note.
That's so sweet. Now the other fourth graders have ammo to humiliate Flint.
A terrific response.
The unicorn ate it gravely.
And monkeys. Who can resist monkeys? Not I.
Ah.
One of the top two secrets of comedy.Put a monkey in it, it's guaranteed to get a laugh. The other secret?
A guy getting hit in the nuts...............by a monkey.
That's so sweet. Now the other fourth graders have ammo to humiliate Flint.
LOL...you know you're a hopeless cynic when...
The unicorn ate it gravely.
Are unicorn slaughterhouses filthy?
This sounds more like a Bad Lip Reading.
Who can resist monkeys? Not I.
Well I sure can. Monkeys and clowns are right up there in the top rank of the utterly resistible.
You never can tell with kids. Flint could be considered a hero... or be teased mercilessly... depending on how annoyed his classmates were about having to write thank-you notes.
OTOH, he might be sent to the school child-development psych person to discover if he has dangerous delusions of grandeur.
Too much creativity is a threat, after all.
Sounds like hallucinogens are being consumed at the Althouse/Meade household.
Albert Ramon must be the most awesome man ever.
Links are helpful:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2115269/More-awesome-monkey-bacon-tuxedo--childs-letter-goes-viral.html
This may be one of the best things I've ever read. Monkeys, unicorns, donuts, bacon, and lightsabers? It just needs some laser-packing alien pirahnas and it'd be perfect.
@ricpic
I understand your hesitancy about clowns...dead white faces, giant mouths painted blood red, crazy hair, and clothes...
But MONKEYS? C'mon man, reconsider. Just think about how they sit on their asses all day, masturbating, and throwing shit on each other, If that isn't proof that they're our ancestors I don't know what is.
"Is this written somewhere else, or just something Althouse felt like saying?
Or is the link only invisible to me?"
LOL.
Sorry.
Fixed.
I think this is a hoax. It is too close to the story-line of the 'Big Nate' comic on the Washington Post website. Review this week's comics and see if you don't agree.
He has a great future writing text for the Teleprompter.
Ken, that only makes it a hoax if the kid never saw Big Nate or the number of similar stories for kids.
It's not a *hoax* if Flint was writing a Big Nate thank you.
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