Shoot. Imagine the lost tourism revenue. Swarms(?) of folks cancelling travel plans to Clintonville to hear the booms. Thousands in lost T-shirt revenue. All they needed was a mascot. Not quite as sexy as Nessie but better than nothing.
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12 comments:
Can anyone say New Madrid? Mwa ha ha ha ha...
That makes sense. When we had an earthquake here, it sounded like thunder, but nothing shook.
What did the people of Clintonville do to anger the earth gods?
I thought the after shocks came after a big One.
Sure am glad to hear that they found out what was happening. I was worried it might be nothing.
Shoot. Imagine the lost tourism revenue. Swarms(?) of folks cancelling travel plans to Clintonville to hear the booms. Thousands in lost T-shirt revenue. All they needed was a mascot. Not quite as sexy as Nessie but better than nothing.
Booms in the night alarming? Clintonville must be one quiet town. Now in Detroit we hear booms most nights, all night. Some bangs and ka-pows, too.
WV hysteria: aletor eenlys ... good for "Aletor" ... me I enlisted in 1968, no thanks just now.
I suppose Clintoville will now make, "We Built This City", its official theme song.
I guess it turned out to not be "nothing".
Earthquakes.... that's what they want you to think. (Cue sinister music...)
Clintonville...where things go "bump" in the night.
I'm 100% positive all that fracking they're doing in other parts of the nation is what is causing it. /sarc
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