9 ફેબ્રુઆરી, 2011

"Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, recovering from shooting, regains ability to speak — asks for toast..."

Toast!

("Breaking news" email from CNN. Story here.)

35 ટિપ્પણીઓ:

blake કહ્યું...

To Ms. Giffords: May she fully recover.

(How's that for toast?)

wv: ovulav (for those moments when you want to get pregnant?)

Palladian કહ્યું...

Toast or a toast?

She deserves both.

kjbe કહ્યું...

Wish her well. It's a good place to start...

AllenS કહ્યું...

A lot easier to say than Leinenkugel.

TMink કહ્યું...

Praise God. Here is praying for continued miracles.

Trey

SteveR કહ્યું...

I'm glad to hear that she has made that step and hopefully she will continue to improve. Often the simplest of words, expressions or movements are the most meaningful.

DADvocate કહ્યું...

Yeah, toast!!!

Palladian કહ્યું...

Maybe it was actually "[The scumbag who did this to me is] toast" but she only got out the last word.

The Crack Emcee કહ્યું...

She's hungry - wonderful!

Peter Hoh કહ્યું...

After she's mastered the BRAT diet, she can move on to intellectually inert brats.

MadisonMan કહ્યું...

Excellent news to read.

Sofa King કહ્યું...

Tomorrow: four fried chickens, and a Coke.

rhhardin કહ્યું...

I don't recall her ever having said anything interesting.

Unknown કહ્યું...

Ditto with Palldian.

She's come a very long way in a short time.

Mark કહ્યું...

This is an excellent sign. Good luck to the Representative from Arizona's Eighth.

Wince કહ્યું...

Oh no, may indicate Tape Worm.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

Toast is good. Get her some good toast. Stat.

Trooper York કહ્યું...

This is just not true.

She first woke up and spoke when the President visited her.

And she asked for Pancakes.

Trooper York કહ્યું...

It was in all the papers.

Trooper York કહ્યું...

If Mort was awake he would say it is racist.

Fred4Pres કહ્યું...

I take that as very good news, especially since the damage was reported to be to the area of the brain that effects speech.

With a head injury, I would probably ask for something that did not require a lot of chewing.

અજ્ઞાત કહ્યું...

sweet potato bread toast?

sunsong કહ્યું...

Wonderful news!

Leland કહ્યું...

Poor dear. With all this cold, wet, rainy weather; she must have thought she was in London. Sorry Gabby, you're in Houston. How about some bacon or sausage?

David કહ્યું...

Compare and contrast: (1) Ms. Giffords (2) Toast.

Rep. Giffords is not Toast, folks.

Give her all she wants, with sugar, cinnamon, cherry jam and creamy butter from cows that jump over the moon.

Phil 314 કહ્યું...

She has a long way to go.

former law student કહ્યું...

Thank God!

You're wondering why she asked for toast? I am irresistably reminded of this little story:

Albert Einstein was 4. He was eating dinner and exclaimed suddenly 'Die Suppe ist zu heiss' and his parents responded 'Oh Albert you can talk. Why have you never talked before ?' And he said "Bis jetzt war alles in ordnung."

Larry Davis કહ્યું...

Great news!

The human brain is a wonder to behold. Some people have lived and functioned fine with only one hemisphere.

DADvocate કહ્યું...

FLS - How come Einstein spoke German and his parents spoke English?

Methadras કહ્યું...

Truly a miracle that this woman survived such a wound. However, I'm beginning to see the leftards use her as an anointed saint.

etbass કહ્યું...

Dem Veep candidate in 2012?

etbass કહ્યું...

Dem VP candidate in 2012?

Big Mike કહ્યું...

No, no, no! What she really said was, that bastard that shot me is toast as soon as I get out of this bed and grab my 9mm.

Clyde કહ્યું...

If it had been John Kerry, he would have asked for French toast...

Steve Burri કહ્યું...

Big Mike beat me to the toastee.

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