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Pick Obama: He's taller.

Plouffe to the superdelegates:
We played by the rules, set by you, the D.N.C. members, and campaigned as hard as we could, in as many places as we could, to acquire delegates. Essentially, the popular vote is not much better as a metric than basing the nominee on which candidate raised more money, has more volunteers, contacted more voters, or is taller.
His argument is, of course, that candidate with the most pledged delegates should get the superdelegates' vote, but, really, why shouldn't the superdelegates take every relevant factor into account? The superdelegates are part of the rules, so it isn't necessary to bind them to any specific "metric" in order to legitimize their role.

Let them consider who is taller if tallness helps the party with the election. And it does, doesn't it? Picture a debate with McCain and Obama. Literally, picture it, the 2 men standing side by side. Obama's height will affect voters' minds whether you like it or not.

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MadisonMan বলেছেন...

Look how well height helped Kerry!

Steven বলেছেন...

If the "candidate with the most pledged delegates should get the superdelegates' vote," what's the point of having "superdelegates?"

Roger J. বলেছেন...

Steven asks whats the point of having superdelegates. The answer I suspect is to correct the political judgment of "the people" if the supers think the peoples' judgment is suspect. Why do I suspect Steven asks a rhetorical question? :)

What is interesting to me is that the DNC would choose such a "originalist" approach to elections. Its almost like the super delegates are the equivalent of the hated electoral college that the dems seem to dislike so much.

TJ বলেছেন...

"why shouldn't the superdelegates take every relevant factor into account?"

Plouffe says that ("But of course superdelegates are free to and have been utilizing their own criteria for deciding who our nominee should be."). The most popular other factors (electability, momentum, etc.) also swing to Obama's favor.

But he says the one that should be most relevant is that one that shaped Obama's (and Clinton's) campaign: the race for delegates. Even the factor that the Clinton campaign increasingly relied on--popular vote--is no longer one that gives her the win.

Paddy O বলেছেন...

Look how well height helped Kerry!

And certainly can be credited for Fred Thompson's rousing success over John McCain and Mike Huckabee in the primaries!

Martin Gale বলেছেন...
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TJ বলেছেন...

Its almost like the super delegates are the equivalent of the hated electoral college

More like the 2000 Supreme Court.

I'm all for fixing the primary process. Number one on the list would be reducing the number of superdelegates. The big problem with them this time around, I think, was that so many of them declared so early.

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Martin Gale বলেছেন...

Look how well height helped Kerry!

As I recall, Kerry stood about 19 hands, and boy could he run! (Bit of a mudder, though.)

Original Mike বলেছেন...

Obama's height will affect voters' minds whether you like it or not.

MM said: Look how well height helped Kerry!

Yes, really Ann. Don't you feel a obligation to consider the available data prior to making such pronouncements?

Sloanasaurus বলেছেন...

Obama's mole bothers me a lot.

In fact no president has ever been elected in the era of television with a prominent mole. You have to go back to FDR to find the last president with a prominent mole.

I say the mole cancels out his height advantage.

AllenS বলেছেন...

McCain would have been taller had he not had such a poor diet for 5 years.

rhhardin বলেছেন...

But of course superdelegates are free to and have been utilizing their own criteria for deciding who our nominee should be.

It should be done on grammar.

dl004d বলেছেন...

Height didn't help 6'1" Al Gore over 5'11" George Bush.

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

Of all of the past (and present) presidents of the United States, only five have had brown eyes. The rest have all had blue eyes, or some close variation of blue. Washington - blue eyes. Lincoln - blue eyes. Reagan, Clinton, both Bushes - blue eyes.

McCain? Blue.

Brown eyes? Failures—LBJ, Chester Arthur, Andrew Johnson, JQ Adams, Nixon.

নামহীন বলেছেন...

Primary "election" voters and caucus participants are not representative of the general election voter population and do not necessarily represent "the will of the people". They only represent typical primary and caucus behavior, which is frequently disfunctional. Seasoned politicians know this but haven't come up with an attractive means of compensating without alienating the problem (those self-same primary voters and caucus goers).

chickelit বলেছেন...

Lurch Kerry lost because of his face, not his towering stature.

Obama has those funny ears, but do you think pundits will even dare make comparisons?

Joaquin বলেছেন...

I stood next to O and Mrs O yesterday. Yes, they are both tall, but they certainly are not commanding figures. Not at all!

chickelit বলেছেন...

If Bush is 5'11" what does that make
Sarkozy?

former law student বলেছেন...

At breakfast the other day, I overheard an older fellow say that Bill would be pulling the strings in a Hillary administration. Judging from Bill's inability to keep his hands off Hill's campaign, I believe this to be true. Does America want four more years of Bill Clinton?

Roger J. বলেছেন...

FLS--the anecdote is intesting given President Clinton's case of what I suspect is acute narcicissim. That said, I think HRC is much too strong a person to put up with it in a policy situation. It doesnt mean, however, that Mr. Clinton wouldn't be making statements or off the cuff remarks, and for sure, he would have his own press following. His chances for embarrassing an HRC administration would be much bigger than, say, a breadbasket. (which is also the reason that Senator Obama is most definitely not going to put Ms. Clinton on the ticket should he get the nomination.)

To answer your question: I think a fair amount of Americans miss Bill Clinton. Sad, but true.

JohnAnnArbor বলেছেন...

Height didn't help 6'1" Al Gore over 5'11" George Bush.

Remember when Gore walked up to Bush in a debate while Bush was talking, trying to intimidate Bush with height? And Bush just looked at him, nodded, and went back to talking, making Gore look like an idiot?

Bruce Hayden বলেছেন...

Plouffe says that ("But of course superdelegates are free to and have been utilizing their own criteria for deciding who our nominee should be."). The most popular other factors (electability, momentum, etc.) also swing to Obama's favor.

I don't see that at all. Obama does pick up some swing voters, but his main constituency is about as far from swing as you can get. Hillary does far better with the "Reagan Democrats", and Obama is likely to lose most of them to McCain. McCain is the son and grandson of 4 star Admirals (first such pair in U.S. history), was a war hero twice during Vietnam, and has two boys in the military, one fresh back from a tour of Anbar. This plays extremely well to the Reagan Democrats. Peace Corp does not. And Obama claims to be the one to bring everyone together, but has not track record of it, compared to McCain who has a long storied career in that area (which is why a lot of Republicans don't like him).

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John Stodder বলেছেন...

Does America want four more years of Bill Clinton?

FLS, you of course know that was the theory behind Hillary's inevitability. How many times did you hear Tim Russert and others like him declare in 2000 and 2004 as if it was fact that "if Bill Clinton was on the ballot, he'd beat Bush in a landslide."

Something happened in just the past few months to make the prospect of another Clinton Administration go from dream to nightmare for a majority of Democrats. This, despite the (I'll repeat the MSM litany) good economy, lower deficit, peace in the world, and a general malaiselessness that Clinton brought us. The sun shone a little brighter. Water tasted better. People experienced more powerful orgasms. Why wouldn't America want to go back to that?

Maybe it's the 90s music we don't want back. Or the hairdos.

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John Stodder বলেছেন...

Actually the audio of LBJ ordering big-unit pants was just released publicly in the past few years. This might be the only thing people under 35 know about him.

Swifty Quick বলেছেন...

McCain is the son and grandson of 4 star Admirals (first such pair in U.S. history)...

It gets even more impressive than that. His granduncle, William Alexander McCain, the older brother of his admiral grandfather, went to West Point and was an Army general.

Palladian বলেছেন...

"It just dawned on me that anyone under the age of 50 probably doesn't know what I'm talking about. Most people under the age of 50 wouldn't care, either."

You forgot the belch...

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Sloanasaurus বলেছেন...

McCain is the son and grandson of 4 star Admirals (first such pair in U.S. history)...

Isn't Obama the grandson of a polygamist?

Sloanasaurus বলেছেন...

And Obama claims to be the one to bring everyone together, but has not track record of it, compared to McCain who has a long storied career in that area (which is why a lot of Republicans don't like him).

To stress this point, Obama is really Bush's third term. People despise Bush because he is a polarizing figure. Obama will be equally as polarizing (only from the left). Do we really want 4 more years of hardcore partisan politics. If no, Obama is unelectable.

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Balfegor বলেছেন...

Something happened in just the past few months to make the prospect of another Clinton Administration go from dream to nightmare for a majority of Democrats. This, despite the (I'll repeat the MSM litany) good economy, lower deficit, peace in the world, and a general malaiselessness that Clinton brought us.

I think two things happened:

(1) Democrats woke up and realised that the Clintons really were pretty much what Republicans had been saying they were for the past 15 years -- grasping and unprincipled, devotees of the "politics of personal destruction," etc. They just hadn't realised it when it was Republicans getting slimed.

(2) The economy deteriorated significantly between late 2007 and February-March 2008, prompting the Democrats' base to become even more left-wing and anti-business than they had been before. Clinton's bipartisan achievements with NAFTA and kicking thousands of poor people off Welfare, as well as a certain amount of extremely business-friendly tort reform (e.g. the PSLRA) are not the kind of things Democrats want to think about right now. Cutting capital gains taxes increases revenue? Does not compute. Obama's "fairness" > more revenue approach from the last debate may be revealing in its class-resentment, and kind of dumb from a pragmatic perspective, but it's in sync with a lot of people in his party. And not just with blacks and rich whites.

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Palladian বলেছেন...

"You forgot the belch...

I admit to being a contemporary of Althouse, but like Althouse, I'm in good shape, well-preserved, and don't commonly belch."

Oh I didn't mean you. LBJ (hilariously) lets rip an enormous belch during that phone conversation with the guy from Haggar. Listen to the audio on this page, it happens at about 2:27 or so.

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vbspurs বলেছেন...

Woo! This election is so deliciously fruity now."Fun facts" are actually voting considerations. Well, here we go!

This English professor said on NPR (where else) that voters tend to go for the person with the "softer" sounding name. He was making the point with Clinton v. Obama, but we can take him to mean McCain too.

If elected, Obama would be only the 5th president with a non-Anglo or Gaelic name.

They include:

Martin Van Buren
Theodore Roosevelt
Franklin Roosevelt
Dwight Eisenhower


Christ, so much for melting pot, huh? 3 Dutchies, and a Swiss-German. Lovely.

If elected, McCain or Obama would be the first US President to be born outside the continental US.

McCain of course has an even stranger birthplace than Hawaii, in that he was born on an US Territory abroad, the American Zone in Panama ("Coco Solo" = single coconut, bald man joke alert!).

McCain would also be the first real "III" to attain office. William Jefferson Blythe III changed his name.

McCain would be only the second US President to graduate from Annapolis, Carter having been the 1st.

He'd be the first President with a Silver Star (and I believe only the 3rd with a Purple Heart, after Kennedy and Bush, Sr. no?). Other Silver Star recipients include Audie Murphy, Douglas McCarthur, and Pat Tillman, the Arizona linebacker who died in Afghanistan.

Obama would be the 8th Harvard President (Adams Sr & Jr, Hayes, both Roosevelts, Kennedy & Bush Jr), after an absolute logjam of Yale grads.

Then there's Presidential nicknames!

Obama nicknames:

Barry (self-appointed)
Obambi
BHO
? (fill in the blanks)

He also called himself Barry Soetero in his Indonesian school. BTW, the name of the school was St. Francis of Assisi, and it was Catholic. Natch.

McCain nicknames:

Hogan (WTF, as in Heroes?)

...I think I'll call him Curly.

McCain would also be the second US President who has been divorced, and the second Republican. So much for family values.

I also think McCain has a rainbow tattoo just above his ass, but I'm not sure.

Anyway, it's a voting consideration. Everything is!!!

/silly season

Cheers,
Victoria

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Trooper York বলেছেন...
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vbspurs বলেছেন...

It gets even more impressive than that. His granduncle, William Alexander McCain, the older brother of his admiral grandfather, went to West Point and was an Army general.

His family are even more impressive than even that.

His ancestor, John Young, served on General Washington's staff during the Revolutionary War.

But get ready for the Kos spin, because the McCain you cite above served in the Confederacy and owned 52 slaves.

Damned if you do, damned...

Cheers,
Victoria

Zachary Sire বলেছেন...

My advice to Obama (and Ann and anyone else who cares):

siresays.blogspot.com

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vbspurs বলেছেন...

Rutherford B. Hayes was our Lemonade president. He and his wife, Lemonade Lucy, were big on the stuff. They kept a tub of future Taft-like proportions filled with it in the East Room.

Here is their wedding photo.

Apparently, lemonade makes you look like you're an Wizard of Oz extra.

Obama likes lemonade. McCain likes Cool Aid though. It's going to be a tough few months for me.

Cheers,
Victoria

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vbspurs বলেছেন...

Since this is the only Althouse thread which remotely is calling to me today, more fun Presidential stuff.

Don't you think Presidents age badly?

Look at this.. You'll never guess, go on!

Dude, that's young Abe Lincoln.

And this is young William McKinley. Swoon.

Not that Barack Obama stylin' his Jermaine Jackson 'fro back in the '70s was all that bad, right ladies and some guys?

Cheers,
Victoria

Trooper York বলেছেন...

Warren G. Harding was in fact our pork President. Not for his dietary habits but for his habit of porking anything that moved. His record as a presidential philanderer is unmatched to this very day. He is Ty Cobb to Bill Clintons Bill Madlock. To this day he holds the records for most three ways in the Lincoln bedroom. The most famous of which was the one he enjoyed with Upton Sinclair and Emma Goldman. It was immortalized in Sinclair’s tome The Jungle which he named after he got a look at Ms. Goldman’s cootch.

Revenant বলেছেন...

Balfegor,

I think you're pretty much right, but a little off the mark.

It is hard to remember now, but the left wing of the Democratic Party really disliked Clinton for most of his term. They only flocked to his banner because of the impeachment fiasco, because they hated Republicans even more. Then came Bush, who (of course) they completely loathed. So they got used to talking about how awesome Clinton had allegedly been -- not because they'd actually thought he was awesome, but because it made for good talking points versus Bush. Over time I suspect they actually came to think of things that way.

Obama represents a left-wing alternative to the Clintons. Once they realized that, the left went right back to hating Bill and Hillary, just like they did in the early and mid 90s.

Hoosier Daddy বলেছেন...

If Obama turns out to be another Jimmy Carter

What do you mean ‘if’? I have zero doubt that he’ll pretty much follow in Jimbo’s footsteps. Only this time Iran will be nuking Israel.

Democrats woke up and realised that the Clintons really were pretty much what Republicans had been saying they were for the past 15 years -- grasping and unprincipled, devotees of the "politics of personal destruction," etc.

Actually I think they always realized it but weren’t willing to say it in public. Plus when the GOP went after him for getting a hummer, they had little choice, politically, but to circle the wagons. Pretty much the equivalent of I can call my brother a cocksucker but if you do, I’ll kick your ass.

Obama nicknames:

Barry (self-appointed)
Obambi
BHO
? (fill in the blanks


How about Obasm? I think that’s what all those squealing girls have when he talks. Or sneezes.

Now Nixon was our burger President

Nah I think that goes to Clinton. I heard he was fond of asking interns if they wanted a Whopper. I think he also pondered changing the name of the White House to White Castle.

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Martin Gale বলেছেন...

Martin Van Buren
Theodore Roosevelt
Franklin Roosevelt
Dwight Eisenhower

Christ, so much for melting pot, huh? 3 Dutchies, and a Swiss-German. Lovely.


Herbert Hoover was German on his Father's side. (Ok, not exactly a Patagonian or a Hottentot, but still.)

Trooper York বলেছেন...

Now Jimmy Carter is of course known as our peanut president. This was partly because he had been a peanut farmer. But was also because of the fact that he had a very very small penis. In fact Peanut Pubes was his nickname in the Naval Academy. He has long striven to erase this ignoble sobriquet by a record of achievement that has been capped with his charitable work with Habitat for Humanity. There he is helping obtain tremendous erections for poor people.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Herbert Hoover was German on his Father's side. (Ok, not exactly a Patagonian or a Hottentot, but still.)

Quite so! Hoover is so ingrained in my mind as part of the English language, for other reasons, that I skipped it.

So okay, add another Gerry to the pot (it's okay, I can say that, my mother is from Germany).

3 Dutchies, and 2 Volkdeutsch. Lovely.

BTW, Hoover was the Carter of his day. A very intelligent man, but cold as bone, and utterly ineffectual when handed the keys to 1600. I think he even wore a sweater.

Cheers,
Victoria

bearbee বলেছেন...

May need a Supreme Council of Super Delegates to set selection standards.

Does the current system allow for the possibility of a dark horse candidate? Has an appealing platform.

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vbspurs বলেছেন...

Next up: Six feet under.

One day, I'll be you, Theo, so stop it.

Anyway, you're only as young as the woman you feel. Call me.

Cheers,
Victoria

Sloanasaurus বলেছেন...

Could McCain become the Worst President, or has George Bush captured the title for all time?

James Bucanan and Woodrow Wilson are Americas worst presidents. Bush or Clinton or even Carter don't even come close. Bucanan did nothing to try and prevent civil war. Wilson led us into World War I and set the world up for World War II.

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John Stodder বলেছেন...

Warren G. Harding was in fact our pork President. Not for his dietary habits but for his habit of porking anything that moved.

My brush with greatness: When I was very young in Chicago, my parents hired Nan Britton to babysit me. Nan Britton claimed not only to have had an affair with Harding in the White House, but to have borne his child. He apparently had his way with her in a closet among other hideaways. My old sitter's claim did not survive a court challenge, but her book about him was said to have the ring of truth.

A perfect, Vin Scully-ish symmetry could be achieved if I could then claim that decades later in Los Angeles, I babysat for the young Monica Lewinsky. Alas, no such luck.

dbp বলেছেন...

It is true that Gore and Kerry are taller than Bush, but not by a lot--it isn't really noticible.

Obama is a lot taller than McCain and it will be really obvious in face to face debates.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

My brush with greatness: When I was very young in Chicago, my parents hired Nan Britton to babysit me.

Extraordinary! My parents shared a flight with Judith Campbell Exner, Chicago to Miami.

Anyone else have a Presidential cutie anecdote?

Cheers,
Victoria

vbspurs বলেছেন...

It's okay if he's taller, even face-to-face.

During the Repub-Demo love fest, when both sets of candidates came on stage for a handshake and whisper session, McCain and Obama were side-by-side.

Only John Edwards' pompadour looked out-of-place.

Cheers,
Victoria

Rocker 419 বলেছেন...

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

MadisonMan বলেছেন...

Victoria, I think it's interesting that in that picture, Romney is off to the side looking uncomfortable and Thompson (F) is doing nothing.

All the others are acting like politicians.

I think McCain is on a riser. ;)

1775OGG বলেছেন...

Am I the only one to note that that other so-called Lawyering Professor, the Instapundit, linked to this so-called Lawyering Professor, Ms Althouse?

Also, BTW, one characteristic of President Bush's presidency is his unrelenting crackdown on dissenters of all kinds, especially blog commenters!

When, O when, shall the republic be restored to its once glorious days of freedom of religion, of speech, and the rights to bear arms against all assorted crackpots! :) LFE!

Meade বলেছেন...

Rocker 419 said...
John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

Barak Obama walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "You okay? John McCain was just here. Walked right under it."

Beth বলেছেন...

Dude, that's young Abe Lincoln.

But do we blame aging or acromegly?

ricpic বলেছেন...

Rumor has it, via the Washington Post, that team Clinton has an October surprise ready to unload on Obama.

If true, now's the time, Hillary, not October.

It's now or never.

Trooper York বলেছেন...

Most of the Presidents of the 1800’s were accomplished horseman. They were careful always to ride dark horses since no one really wanted to be tagged as the man on a white horse. The only President to never sit a saddle was of course James Buchanan. He was one of the most accomplished candidates to ever run for President. Congressman, Senator, diplomat, ambassador and Secretary of State, James Buchanan was of a somewhat foppish temperament and careful of his appearance. Although he was no equestrian, he was reputed to enjoy riding the baloney pony.

1775OGG বলেছেন...

Ricpic, best time for the "Surprise" is June, which leaves 2-months before Denver for the wound to fester and become infected with hatred and bitterness. Only question is whether the surprise is in fact righteous or tentative. Don't want any bummer issues roiling the waters, must be truly supportable and despicable!

Of course, is there a another G. Flowers surprise lying in the woods waiting to bury HRC and WJC? Certainly don't want any such claim to be a phony baloney thingy!

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Victoria, I think it's interesting that in that picture, Romney is off to the side looking uncomfortable and Thompson (F) is doing nothing.

Yes! I was hoping someone might comment on the photo, MadiMan.

All the others are acting like politicians.

Right, exactly!

Let's O'Reilly body-language the thing, Althouse-style, shall we?

Rudy and Hillary -- the consummate New Yorkers, meeting each other like long lost po/als, as soon as knife each other in the back, as slap each other on the back.

Thompson -- the sly-fox look is competing with the after-effects of too many appletinis. He looks distinctly out of it.

Romney -- I'm rich, I'm handsome, I'm taller than Obama even, so why doesn't anyone like me? Come schmooze with me!

Huckabee -- God, I can't believe I'm here, kewwwl. Amen.

Edwards -- If I stand next to the old fart, my hair will look even better.

McCain -- Schmucks. Not an one of them could've survived a second of the Hanoi Hilton. Except the she-male.

Obama to Richardson -- Our people have to talk. Seriously. We're the best thing on this platform. We'll I am anyway. You're just the other minority.

Cheers,
Victoria

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

Kangaroo hops into a bar.

Bartender says, "We don't see many kangaroos in here."

Yeah," replies the kangaroo. "And with your prices you won't see many more."

Meade বলেছেন...

McCain -- Your breath? Okay, fire. Whoowedoodahdaa! Yeah... I'd say you need a mint, Edwards!

Trooper York বলেছেন...

Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton are on a boat cruise when suddenly it hits a log and the boat starts to sink. Jimmy Carter says "Women and children first." Nixon says "Fuck 'em" Bill Clinton asks "Do you think we have enough time?"

Roger J. বলেছেন...

You know, Trooper--I simply can't believe your story that you are an accountant--NO accountant is noted for their sense of humor. You were clearly a displaced writer from the strike and masquerading as an accountant. :)

Great job dude.

Roger J. বলেছেন...

Ms Victoria asks at 5:27 about presidential anecdotes. OK: during my cadet days at USMA, it was the 50 class anniversary of the class of 1915--Generals Eisenhower and Bradley were among two members of that distinguished class. I was one of the several cadet flunkeys designated to squire them around. After the festivities had wound down, Ike and Brad were sitting in Grant Hall by themselves with the us playing potted palms. Ike turned to Brad and said: "you know Brad--this place hasnt changed one f**king bit in 50 years." It was all we could do to maintain our composure.

BTW Ms Victoria--would you marry me? :) I am from Miami!

Trooper York বলেছেন...

I don't know Roger, John List was a very funny guy.

Meade বলেছেন...

Bill Clinton walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
Clinton: "Toast and onion rings for the house! I'm celebratin'!"

Kevin বলেছেন...

Yeah but McCain's whiter.

Trooper York বলেছেন...

If Hillary is Toast and Obama is waffles is McCain that yogurt they are selling to old people to make them shit?

comatus বলেছেন...

Spurs, LBJ held the Silver Star. There was a Kerry-like scandal about how he got it (on the only mission he ever went on, in combat). It's unfathomable to me how, with all the magazine coverage we had through the whole century, these horrible deeds could be forgotten so quickly. When the Clintons were in, it was just like having Johnson back. With Billy Sol Estes.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

"you know Brad--this place hasnt changed one f**king bit in 50 years." It was all we could do to maintain our composure.

LOL! That is historical gold.

BTW Ms Victoria--would you marry me? :) I am from Miami!

Meet me at the corner of McFarlane and Grand, and bring your busby, baby.

Cheers,
Victoria

George M. Spencer বলেছেন...

At a world summit in Venice, terrorists kidnap Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, and Jimmy Carter.

The three are lined up by a canal to be shot.

The first is Reagan. At the last second, before the pistol fires, he shouts, "Earthquake! Earthquake!" In the confusion, he jumps in the canal and swims away.

Next, a pistol is put to Thatcher's head. "Tornado!" she cries. "Tornado!" And in the confusion, she jumps in the canal and swims away.

Finally, the terrorist puts a pistol to Jimmy Carter's head. He looks at the gunman and yells, "Fire! Fire!"

1775OGG বলেছেন...

Murder at McFarlane and Grand, videos at Eleven!

vbspurs বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
Roger J. বলেছেন...

Ms. Victoria: I was born and raised at 2737 SW first street--down the street from miami hi. Grand as I recall is coconut grove--please tell me you arent a "grovie"

but thats OK--I still love you

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Ms. Victoria: I was born and raised at 2737 SW first street--down the street from miami hi.

Oh sure, I know it. You must love Rey's Pizza. ;)

BTW, Miami Senior is the alma mater of, amongst many others:

* Emilio Estefan - Cuban producer
* Bob Graham - Florida Governor and US Senator
* Ileana Ros-Lehtinen - First Latina and Cuban-American elected to United States Congress
* Veronica Lake - Actress.

And Sidney Poitier, but Wiki didn't mention him!

I had though Desi Arnaz had graduated from there too, but he went to toney St. Patrick's Church School, in Miami Beach. Imagine him and Veronica Lake in the same yearbook?

Grand as I recall is coconut grove--please tell me you arent a "grovie"

Oh heavens no. I like the atmosphere, and to those not from the area, it's like Georgetown -- bohemian and upscale.

But baby, I'm Worth Avenue all the way.

Cheers,
Victoria

Unknown বলেছেন...

kerry was actually hamstrung by being TOO tall...and an an unfortunate phenotypical resemblance to Andre the Giant.
He looked freakish, outside the voter norm.
Ann, you are the pundit that is the most savvy this season on appeal to the visual cortex.
your "Obama's secret weapon" was spot on.

in a debate sharing the same stage mccain will fair badly in the appeal to visual cortex.
a U Mich study had respondents pick the candidate most likely to be elected both with and without sound to go with the visuals.
visual without sound had a higher success rate.

sensory input data to visual cortex is weighted more heavily than aural data.

Eli Blake বলেছেন...

Then, Victoria (8:18), there is Bush (the guy who can drown people without sinking anything.)

Here is the high and low of it:

Things that have gone down: The economy, the dollar, the reputation of America in the world, our military deterrence, jobs that pay well, housing starts, real wages, the stock market if adjusted for inflation, and Bush's approval rating. Oh, and one more number that is going down: the number of border arrests is also down all along the U.S.-Mexican border. That's not because of increased security (which would lead to more, not less arrests) our new employer sanctions law (which only affects Arizona), any proposed wall (which isn't built yet), or even because of the lousy economy. It turns out that the real culprit is because our standard of living isn't as much higher than Mexico's as it used to be-- so for more and more of them, it just isn't worth it to come here and earn devalued dollars to send home when they could earn closer to that amount in pesos than they ever could before.

Things that have gone up: unemployment, uninsurance, the price of oil, the national debt, health care costs, the power of the Taliban in Afghanistan and Pakistan (since we left them pretty much alone to go invade Iraq in 2003), number of waivers granted to convicted felons in order to meet recruiting goals, the teen pregnancy rate (after years of decline), the number of abortions (also after years of decline), methamphetamine addiction, the size of the Federal bureaucracy (faster than it ever rose under a Democrat), mercury found in fish since legal levels of mercury pollution were upped by the 'clear skies act,' bankruptcies, foreclosures, military suicides, high paying jobs outsourced to India, low paying jobs created at Walmarts in the United States and Chinese ownership of American debt notes. Also Iraq war debt, and opposition to another war (even if we did have the military force to threaten, for example, that we could invade and occupy Iran.)

vbspurs বলেছেন...

kerry was actually hamstrung by being TOO tall...and an an unfortunate phenotypical resemblance to Andre the Giant.

What! Andre was cuddly. You can't cuddle this.

(God, I just realised I have that exact Barbour jacket...)

He was just so goofy, regardless if the photo was posed or not, regardless of height.

Compare:

The Real Thing

Phony

Do you also recall that famous photo of a bare-chested, swimming trunks wearing JFK emerging from the water, weirdly surrounded by women in gloves?

It reminded me of this photo.

I wonder if Obama will bite the bullet, and go duck hunting too.

Cheers,
Victoria

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Eli, predicated in your vision of America seems to be an idea that only a Democrat in charge can America be in safe hands. You'll be surprised to hear that's not my viewpoint at all. I wasn't entirely displeased with Bill Clinton, since I found him like JFK, a centrist Democrat, and fiscally stringent (helped that he was a free-trader, which so many liberals have problems with and blame Bush for now).

But above all, I don't feel a need to be proud of America only when she's doing "right".

I want America to be the foremost military power in the world, and to protect her interests and safety of her citizens, above all else. I also want her to be fiscally sound.

Everything else is rhetoric based on "ideals", which do not strike a chord in me at all, as it's a Chinese laundry list of perpetual grievances which nothing can put right for some.

Cheers,
Victoria

vbspurs বলেছেন...

(I decided to save the anecdote for a real blogpost. :P)

Revenant বলেছেন...

Things that have gone up: [...] the power of the Taliban in Afghanistan and Pakistan

When George Bush took office in January of 2000, the Taliban was in complete control of Afghanistan and enjoyed the official support of the Pakistani government. Today it is reduced to hiding in the foothills and staging ineffective guerrilla attacks on the American-backed Afghani government.

So my question to you: are you stoned or what?

Eli Blake বলেছেন...

Revenant:

Read the whole sentence before you look like an idiot. I said:

the power of the Taliban in Afghanistan and Pakistan (since we left them pretty much alone to go invade Iraq in 2003)

and that is undeniably true. Before we invaded Iraq we had all but eliminated the Taliban. But then we took our eye off the ball to go start that other war in Iraq, and since then the Taliban has rebounded to the point where they now control more of the Afghan countryside than does the Kabul government. Further, they also exercise de facto control over a lot of northwestern Pakistan (which is where bin Laden and al-Zuwahiri are supposedly hanging out in some portion of Pakistan which is under Taliban control.)

The bottom line is that even if George Bush was dead set on invading Iraq, he should have nailed the coffin shut on the Taliban and al-Qaeda first. He didn't, and dracula has re-emerged.

Eli Blake বলেছেন...

trooper york (6:39):

The only President to never sit a saddle was of course James Buchanan. He was one of the most accomplished candidates to ever run for President. Congressman, Senator, diplomat, ambassador and Secretary of State, James Buchanan...

Dang. He had all that experience. But then America dumped him. And voted for that other guy.

You know, the tall guy from Illinois that most people hadn't heard of until he ran for President. The guy who had only served four years in Congress, and before that a stint in the Illinois legislature, and before that he was a lawyer.

Obviously that guy was too inexperienced to be much of a leader. If only America had gone with experience in 1860 and opted for a second James Buchanan term.

vbspurs বলেছেন...

The bottom line is that even if George Bush was dead set on invading Iraq, he should have nailed the coffin shut on the Taliban and al-Qaeda first. He didn't, and dracula has re-emerged.

Eli, may I ask you a personal question? You needn't answer, of course.

But when we invaded Afghanistan to take out the Taliban, where you in favour of it?

And had you the power, would you have voted against invasion, as for example, many of our legislators did?

In fact, when 9/11 happened, did you believe the Taliban were behind the whole thing?

At the time, now, not in hindsight.

Or if someone had told you, 7 days after Sept. 11, that the US government had planned all along that we would invade Afghanistan as this BBC article suggests on Sept 18 2001, would you have believed it?

Because Eli, I remember when a lot of people, doubted there was such a thing as an Al-Qaeda, but if there were, that the USA had no business invading a country like Afghanistan to protect our security.

Furthermore, they marched and protested to voice their opposition, and believed every conspiracy theory surrounding it, thereafter.

See, Eli, this topic is a strawman used by people who wish to cudgel the USA no matter what they do.

I'm asking, I'm not accusing, you know I'm not like that.

But I'd be curious to know your feelings post on the US position immediately after 9/11.

My position:

I was in favour of the Operation Enduring Freedom. I would've been in favour of preemptive action too.

Cheers,
Victoria

Revenant বলেছেন...
এই মন্তব্যটি লেখক দ্বারা সরানো হয়েছে।
blake বলেছেন...

Extraordinary! My parents shared a flight with Judith Campbell Exner, Chicago to Miami.

Hmmm. This is getting into a Kevin Bacon thing, but Bill Campbell and his wife were neighbors of family friends (when I was quite young, and this was long after he'd split with Judith). We'd go over to his place and watch, you know, Oz or Charlie Brown, so they could get us all out of the way (I imagine).

Revenant বলেছেন...

Eh, I decided to delete my angry earlier reply.

Eli,

Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that I accept your claim that your inclusion of "the Taliban" on a list of things that have increased since Bush took office wasn't meant to convey that the Taliban had increased in power since Bush took office.

It is still ridiculous to list "the Taliban is stronger than it was in 2003" as a list of bad things Bush has done -- because Bush is the reason the Taliban was weakened in the first place. Had he followed the Clinton Doctrine ("when our enemies attack us, respond by getting another blowjob") the Taliban really *would* be stronger than it was in 2000 -- completely in control of Afghanistan and, at this point, probably Pakistan too. As it is it is still pathetically weak; the insurgency consists mostly of Pashtun tribals fighting for a bigger piece of the pie, not the true believers that ran the show before.

As for the notion that we "took our eye off the ball" -- that's ridiculous. Our goal in going into Afghanistan was to take out Al Qaeda, not to eliminate the Taliban. Al Qaeda pulled up stakes shortly after the invasion and moved to Pakistan, where we can't touch them (unless, like Barack Obama, you'd like to recommend invading an unstable nuclear dictatorship without the dictator's permission). The only reason we stayed in Afghanistan was to help the new government -- the same reason we're staying in Iraq. We know you don't care about helping the government of Iraq, so why should we believe you care about helping the government of Afghanistan?

bearbee বলেছেন...

I also want her to be fiscally sound.

So do I, but don't hold your breath for it to happen anytime soon.

I have reading and talking about it for such a while that the numbers no longer shock me.

I just wait for politicians to finally grow backbone, take responsibility and level with the general public.

Trooper York বলেছেন...
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Eli Blake বলেছেন...

victoria:

Yes, I was in favor of it. I continue to favor the Afghan war today (unlike Iraq, in Afghanistan, we are actually fighting the people who DID attack us on 9/11.)

That said, I fear very much that the window of opportunity that we had to finish them off several years ago has passed. The unanimous international support, the government in Pakistan that was willing to not negotiate with the Taliban and al-Qaeda, and Afghans (who are fickle if anyone ever was) who believe that we were committed to the process-- have all gone by the wayside.

I still believe that we should persevere in Afghanistan but it will take a renewed national commitment, and a strong diplomatic effort to back that up, before we will be able to do what we could have done in 2003 had Bush not chosen to set it all aside in order to invade Iraq.

Trooper York বলেছেন...
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vbspurs বলেছেন...

I still believe that we should persevere in Afghanistan but it will take a renewed national commitment, and a strong diplomatic effort to back that up, before we will be able to do what we could have done in 2003 had Bush not chosen to set it all aside in order to invade Iraq.

Glad to hear you personally were in favour of it. Others of your side of the aisle, not to mention others around the world, not so much.

I remember the outrage and sense of defiance aboutt the "bloodbath" the bombs would have on the populace and buildings (what buildings?).

The thing is, we're there to stay the course. So you don't have to fear about the Taliban getting more than a foothold from the Waziristan section they control in Pakistan.

There is a difference between skirmishes with factions which pop up, to regime change which is what we did.

We just need to stay the course.

Cheers,
Victoria

vbspurs বলেছেন...

Eli, just to note that I have deleted your other post, for one reason only. It is a reply, quite unknowingly on your part, to a troll from here.

Any and all replies will be deleted, including followups.

I'm a tough person on my blog, so please don't take it badly.

Cheers,
Victoria