১১ ডিসেম্বর, ২০০৭

"Mr. Straatman said the crack was modest in its width and depth, hardly the sort of gaping abyss into which you might plummet to your doom."

Art crack.

১৫টি মন্তব্য:

sbutler বলেছেন...

I love this:

“The exhibit is all about the crack,” said Peter Girard, 38, an American tourist. “It’s a really big crack. What are you looking at if you’re not looking at the crack?” (He was not perhaps the greatest enthusiast for the installation’s artistic merit. “It’s a real shame that London’s infrastructure has fallen apart to the extent that there are giant cracks in one of its newest museums,” he said.)

Brent বলেছেন...

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this just in:

The U.S. Sentencing Commission retroactively reduced sentences for some crimes related to crack.

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Brent বলেছেন...

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I believe it was President Roosevelt: "The only crack we have to fear is the bu . . . .

Brent বলেছেন...

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"You take that crack back right now, Jimmy".

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From Inwood বলেছেন...

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Trooper York বলেছেন...

Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
(Superbad, 2007)

Unknown বলেছেন...

"shibboleth" is Hebrew for "plumber", isn't it.

rhhardin বলেছেন...

“Art is dangerous sometimes,” he said.

Danger at the Met.

Ruth Anne Adams বলেছেন...

Hasn't the mandatory minimum for crack just been lowered?

Jennifer বলেছেন...

That was a great article. Very funny.

KCFleming বলেছেন...

Careful, someone's rare clumbers might fall in that thing.

Paco Wové বলেছেন...

"That's the world I one day want to live in."

This one's for you, Trooper.

Paco Wové বলেছেন...

“It’s not America,” she added pointedly, “so I won’t sue.”

Ahh, the passive aggression of the kiwis. How I've missed it!

El Presidente বলেছেন...

We have many such sculptural elements in the socialist paradise.

My ass is cracked where is my $600,000?

Cabbage বলেছেন...

the divisions between creed, color, class and culture that maintain our social order,

Hey, at least they're being totally original about it. I mean, no one EVER points out that our society is full of cultural differences that affect how people interact.

how PROFOUND