September 6, 2007

"Larry Wachowski's purported sex change is right up there with 'Paul Is Dead' and the 'Beaver Died in Vietnam.'"

So, no, it's not true.

19 comments:

Paddy O said...

Hilarious! The rumors of his sex change have been greatly exaggerated. I love these kinds of stories. Everyone getting all worked up over rumors that are allowed to simmer.

Can't trust shocking celebrity news anymore I suppose. At least we still have the fact that Mr. Rogers was an Marine sniper.

duck said...

Or "Kerry on a boat for Christmas in Cambodia"

Revenant said...

At least we still have the fact that Mr. Rogers was an Marine sniper.

I can't tell if you were kidding or not -- but no, he wasn't. :)

I'm glad this latest rumor turned out to be false. I was almost forced to care about the Wachowskis again.

Ron said...

Clear this bit in The Matrix was not set properly...or was it?

Trooper York said...

Julia Child was a spy for the OSS in the Middle East in WWII.

Trooper York said...

Jimmy Stewart was an pilot who flew over 100 combat missions and retired a general during WWII.

Trooper York said...

Yogi Berra served on a LST during the invasion of Normandy.

Trooper York said...

James Doohan, (Mr Scott of Stark Trek) was a Canadian officer who hit the beach at Normandy and had several fingers shot off.

Trooper York said...

Monk Eastman a notorious criminal gang leader in the early 1900's enlisted in the Army in WWI and was a decorated hero.

Trooper York said...

Charles Durning (now the dad on Rescue Me) hit the beach on D-Day and was awarded the Silver Star and three purple hearts.

Trooper York said...

Ted Williams served as a combat fighter pilot in both WWII and Korean.

Trooper York said...

Charles Rangel (chairman of Ways & Means) was a combat infantryman in Korea.

Trooper York said...

Ed Koch (former NYC mayor) was a combat infantryman in WWII.

Trooper York said...

Honor their service and those men and women who walk in their shoes today. Every day can be Memorial Day in our hearts.

. said...

surprising that your fans even know who larry wachowski is... ..eh, perhaps they don't

Trooper York said...

Its called a digression.

AllenS said...

From the article:

"Either he was becoming a woman or turning into a pygmy."

I'm going with pygmy.

Revenant said...

Jimmy Stewart was an pilot who flew over 100 combat missions and retired a general during WWII.

What's truly impressive about Stewart's military career is what he actually gave up his acting career to join the Army Air Corps nine months *before* Pearl Harbor. He saw that war was coming and wanted to be ready to help. Prior to that, he and a few other Hollywood celebrities had pooled their money to establish a training school for military pilots.

It is almost impossible to imagine a modern Hollywood celebrity showing that level of patriotism and self-sacrifice today.

John said...

Considering the rediculous plots of the Matrix movies, I didn't think it was possible for the Wachowski brothers to be uglier than they are stupid, but that guy's picture proves me wrong. Holy Cow what a strange man.

Hey, we still have Captain Kangaroo being a Navy Seal who wore the red coat to cover up his tatoos.

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